The sun rise high, as morning dew dripped from the vibrant green. A young man slowly awoke from his slumber as his alarm rang.
He swiped up on his phone, disabling the alarm. He stretched his arms and got up from bed. He didn't waste any time as he popped on a pair of ear buds and opened Spotify, playing a song he always listened to every morning.
[Changing Seasons]
Continuing his morning with a quick 10 kilometer jog, and a healthy set of exercises that a certain bald man would be proud of.
After all that was over he ate a quick banana and washed up, cleaning his body that barely sweated from the exercise. The first order of business.
Doom Scrolling.
Kenji opened Instagram, the treasure trove of shitposts. Scrolling through brick after brick, each one meticulously placed by Kenji himself.
Just as he was absorbed in his doom Scrolling, he got interrupted by a sudden call.
[Your Daddy Noir is calling.]
He answered the call, the cosmic entity's face took up most of the screen, as the two of them just looked at their screens for a moments, with Noir eating a bunch of chips, each crunch utterly annoying Kenji.
"What do you want, Monkey." Kenji initiated with a strong racial attack.
"[Not much, just wanted to call. By the way check your fucking group chat, you still have rewards unclaimed. And use your template card.]" Noir answered amidst his chewing.
"I'll do that later... By the by, care telling me what world I'm in now?" Kenji asked.
"[Hmm... I told you it's a crossover of some worlds, for example... The Fragrant Flower Blooms With Dignity, Uma Musu-]"
"Harikitte Ikou!"
"[Huh..?]"
"Ahem... That's nothing, continue."
"[...To continue, this world is just an amalgamation of some worlds you are familiar with. A real shit show of a world, but hey at least it's peaceful, and exciting in its own way.]" Noir finished, clearly proud of his work.
"And what thought or possession influenced you to make this absolute masterpiece of a world?"
"[You.]"
"Bruzza..." Kenji couldn't help admiring Noir, monkey that he was, this monkey was his brother in arms.
"[Anyway bye.]" And with those words, Noir hung up the call, leaving Kenji to his own devices.
He opened up the group chat and decided to redeem the rewards he had forgotten to redeem after the battle.
[-Gacha Tickets x20
-Random OP Skill
-Tutorial Completion Bundle
-Group Chat Invitation Chance (Admin Exclusive) — Obtained]
He first tried out a singular gacha.
The screen flashed in a rainbow light as worlds were illuminated from the screen.
[SR-Class — [ZGMF/A-262PD-P Mighty Strike Freedom Gundam] Obtained!]
"A clanker!!" Kenji jumped, his whole being shuddered, his timbers were shivered.
"And not just an ordinary one... But a whole Gundam, and not just a Gundam but THE Mighty Strike Freedom." Normally, Kenji would have detested rolling for a oil drinking, thin-skinned, wire-backed clanker... But this was the Clanker of all Cliggers. And Kenji was supposedly fond of these types of clankers.
"Put on your reading glasses chat, I'm gonna educate you all a bit on what exactly this Clanker is.
The ZGMF/A-262PD-P, or more commonly known as the Mighty Strike Freedom Gundam is the ultimate evolution of the Strike Freedom Type II Gundam, The Mighty Strike Freedom appears in the MSG SEED Freedom movie. Equipped with the Proud Defender Backpack, this Gundam, along with it's already terrifying array of armaments is one of the most powerful Gundam to be released in the franchise. Protected by Nano Particles generated by the Proud Defender and the mini-golden wings that replaced the previous Super DRAGOON system of the Strike Freedom Type II, this Gundam is virtually immune to physical attacks, ranged guns, and beam attacks.
Not to mention it has a hidden ace along it's sleeve, or should I say forehead as behind its headpiece accessory, an armament called the "Disruptor" is mounted. This Disruptor when fired can disintegrate it's targets to the atomic level. But do you know what's more terrifying about the Disruptor?
It's described as an invisible attack, meaning aside from the initial flash from the firing of the Disruptor, it's attack path is practically untraceable meaning unless you're built different and are in close quarter combat with the machine. You won't be able to avoid this thin beam of concentrated destruction.
It's supposed to be co-piloted by another Coordinator like Lacus to support Kira to make use of the Proud Defender effectively but I received a version that didn't need another co-pilot and could be controlled by a single, superior mind.
Cool innit?"
"Sir... This is a cake shop. Also did you just use a derogatory term..?"
"Shush, Rintaro-kun. I thought that was really cool!" The floofball that is Waguri clapped at the magnificent yapping session Kenji had just conducted
"Heh, I knew Waguri would agree with me." Kenji rubbed his nose as he collected the cheesecake he ordered and bolted off away from the shop to his home.
"Do we know what guy?" Waguri asked the boy next to her.
"I don't think so... But I have to say.. He was one impressive yapper..."
"Indeed." Waguri nodded with a dignified smile.
Kenji returned back to his luxurious penthouse and took a bite of his cheesecake, redeemed his other rewards and he was blessed with a multitude of goodies.
[Random OP Skill - [Grail - Every week you can wish for one thing, as long as it doesn't exceed the Grail's power, anything can be fulfilled.]
[Tutorial Completion Bundle —
-Guaranteed Z-Class Gacha Ticket
-Companion Summon
-Mystic Eyes Of Death Perception Skill Card
-Avalon
-Variable Shift Drip]
{System Note - Every TC Bundle is randomized for every group chat member}
"This is so peak even the Devil May Cry..." Kenji wiped an imaginary tear as he crushed his Template Card, a kaleidoscope of colors burst out of the card.
[Who may cry?]
"The Devil, Dante."
[New Template — [VERGIL SPARDA]]
"Jackpot."
———[Chapter End]———
A/N: Surprise surprise, after a couple of months as a dead man. I've come to you now, with a piece of peak.
Now for a question of pure philosophical intent.
" Will you stop writing again? Or. When will you stop writing again? "
What is the better question?