Please do enlighten me...
I have no gut bacteria...
Ow .. my that's now good...
Yes... I'm still figuring things out...
I have some derie with the needed bacteria ... Wait please I'll go fetch em ...
He did two bottles of milk were handed to me...
I drank they were alright....
As a gift he saw me put my hand in the pillow behind my head I took from it a other pillow ...
This one was a black pillow with a golden bat sigil on it...
This one is a customized pillow ... It's made from a soulless pillow ...
He heard...
Soule?.. how so young man ...
It's from a place full of pillows some have souls and are alive... They move and dance and suffer ... As it's a realm that they believe it as hell... They're just pillows unable to move and do anything...
While this one is special I had requested my father to make it it's special if your master ever askes you to go dressed as Batman put this pillow in the spare costume then order it around it will listen ..
He was curious he brought Robin's outfit...
He stuffed the pillow in it then...
Get up... The pillow grew filled the outfit and did ..
His eyes were wide...
This is your master you're his familiar do as he asks...
It bowed...
So it's true...
Yes I'm the son of a Lord of sloth .. this is one of his creations a gift for me to you ...
What can it do?...
Absorb negative energy to function and can do anything it's ordered...
Anything?...
Pillow fly...
It started to jump and best it's hands...
Anything in a reasonable manner...
Alright then... I thank you for the gift..
Don't mention it..
A few days passed... He didn't visit... Then...
The door opend... A belong cigarette smoking idiot came in with a bag full of God faith shit...
Wood chips from the stakes of Jesus... Holy oil, water... Well... He was watching me I was currently tapping at my Falx... Making it resonate... Different frequencies...
He nodted me ignoring the blond bastard....
Oy fucker ...
He said ..
Alright then respond when you're vanished back...
He stated using words of power given by God...
I didn't even twitch...
He started using more things... Before he could throw water on me I looked at him a green tendril snatched the holy water I drank it... Like any other weather this one was just a tad salty...
I exhaled a green mist ... Not burning smell or anything...
He noted his bag gone... I was holding it .. taking shit and eating em like cracker's...
He,a hands went to his head...
No that's very old...
He said as I was about to bite Into a silver cross made from a bigger holy cross metal's... I did leave a dent Into it .. next was a sacred page ... It was written in angel... I wres it .. he noted my blade start to glow and a new set of golden mark's made themselves present .. he looked worried at me..
You did it you fuking enchanted this thing ...
No it's part of my body so I enchanted my bones...
You're what!...
He then saw the whole balde glow... And separate into segments that shot in my body making me taller roughly sixteen year old human...
From 140 to 173 cm .. tall...
I jumped off the bed... Stretched then turned to Constantine ... He saw a madela form...
A spell...
Wathever you're cooking up there I'm not familiar with .. can we chill...
Do you know how fast does a pillow need to travel to become a fata obgect... But well WAHT if the pillow is actually a very very sturdy demon of sloth... Huh...
He noted my pillow two portals formed one under one over... Then it started falling faster and faster...
Gulp...
You can't be serious....
Come on mate it was all in good fun...
Can you believe I don't really care you came in my container and got all the holy shit in my face...
I then extended the pillow and thud...
He was hit by it... He didn't fall as the pillow on the bed was still falling...
As the moment passed he saw me... I was smirking ...
You little ...thud... Another pillow hit him...
Why are you ...thud ... Another pillow cut his words off...
Like this .... Thud...
Sigh .. he felt it the first pillow hit his cigarette and extinguished it .. he looked at the pillows... He grabbed one then threw it at me a portal apered right as he threw it ..
He hit himself on the back of the head... And fell on the first two pillows...
What is talking you so long Comstanti.. why are you on the floor ...
Sigh... I can explain it... Thud...
Heh... Pillow fight?...
I turned to the new comer...
Superman ...
Let's see how durable you are Kriptonian..
His eyes went wide with Constantin as he was hit by a pillow the kinetic impact shot him out of the room ...
A minute ... He came back after a minute Constantin saw the pillow in the loop no longer there...
Gulp...
Were done with the fun .. said Superman holding the pillow with was intact...
Sturdy pillow he added...
It's alive...
It is?...
Snap my fingers made the sound .. the pillow in Superman's hands transformed into a humanoid a female .. witch grabbed him in a embrace ... While Constantin was on two of such pillows and on his back stood a female pillow demon ... The three held him ...
You shot a pillow that was living at me...
Theyr demons of sloth they can probably survive a black holes if they have enough energy...
You mean...
Try spring her off our that one has been given a Imperial order to keep hugging you...
He started to try and pray her off... It didn't work...
She wold just keep adding more strength...
How the hell ... And that's just a base sloth demon?...
No no she is my personal pillow I'm constantly upgrading her... Why simple because I like having a pillow shield...
Perl come here... She did she left Superman and settled herself around me hugging from the front ... Restfully head on my shoulder...
She was basic...
The three on the demon hunter was just seating...
Can you make em let me go...
Nah you can try your best ... Please don't help him mister Boy scout...
He... Fine he won't be harmed right?..
Yes... He is safe...
I will help if he askes nicely...
I'm fine with that...
Bolecks....
He murtured...
I got my clothes on not only the hospital robe...
The blades hitl popped from the sholder ... And I pulled it the blade was stuck I'm my body...
Why I took the hilt simple I used it with my hair to settle a pony tail ... Held by the hilt...
Were to next?... I asked...
Justice mountain... Were setting you u with the young justice...
My pillow girls transformed into a plush chest plate...
Alright then let's go... The other three pillows shifted into three hand sized pillows I pocketed them in the vest...
I smiled and we left...
With my body fully human and equiped ...
We arrived Superman Introduced me to them ...
Hellow I'm Superboy,
Hellow I'm Megan ,
Hellow I'm Artemis,
Sup I'm beast boy,
You I'm kid flash.
Greetings I'm Aqualad,
And I'm Robin...
They all were looking over to me...
Hellow sup and greetings I'm Philip Imperator ...
Head tilt why aren't you laughing?...
They all were bewildered...
Why should we laugh?..
Philip means horse lover so I basically called myself ruler of horse lovers..
That got beast boy and martian girl...
Aqualad facepalmed ...
Fine just call be Belos ...
Belos has any other meaning?...
Ruler ... I was going to use my other names but I chose two ...
Belos Imperator the ruler of rulers... Simple and easy to understand...
So just Belos is fine?..
Yes ... It's adequate...
Well what now...?..
Simple ... You get to sapr... And Belos here will fight you all together...
I turned to him...
Pillow fight?...
Shure just don't kill...
I can do that...
They saw me hold a pillow...
You got to be kidding me... Said Superboy...
Before he was thrown in a wall a pillow before and over him...
They all shut up...
Pillows are you serious?..
Asked Robin...
He was hit next... Fell in a pile of pillows...
Martian girl , Artemis and beast boy were next to charge with kid flash...
They charged at me... Pillows apered behind them ... Kid Flash was the only one that noticed...
As a pillow apered before them they were all hit at different speeds and fell on the back pillows... Witch captured them ...in hugs...
While the one hugging miss Marcian was well still hugging her even if not tangible...
Well that was fast..
I shrugged...
Nobody can react to my pillows I've enhanced them to be quiet u doable or stoppable...
As for the speed?...
I'll show you the most stupid use of my power ...
Superman can you please move roughtly a few meters faster then this pillow I will throw?...
Shure ...
He saw me shove it... The pillow started turning ... And follow him...
It didn't stop ....
Then they saw it grow .. to the point someone can seat on it .. I jumped on it.. after caching up to it...
I just sat on it... Try saw Superman being chased by me on a pillow flying...
WAHT the fuck...
Said one of them...
And it won't ever stop untill it hits the target...
He stoped and the pillow fell on the ground...
With me...
So you can hit anyone?...
Only if they have met me in person...
So Batman you can track Batman and his Butler?... Now Robin as well...
Superman asked...
Yup...
Good to know we can lode one of the pillows with cream and have it hit his face...
Said kid flash..
Nah I wold rather set a proximity mine on one then see what happens...
Please don't asked Superman...
Sight fine ... I wont do that to heroes...
Thanks...
I turned to the pillows... Snap... All but the one on theyr laps vanished...
They are living things... At night when you sleep you can talk with them theyr good at dealing with negative energy like feelings of loss and others... You can also make a conference room theyr not interested in mating theyr fuking pillows and sloth demons I repet don't fuck the pillows...
They blushed..
Superman coffed...
He as well and a pillow the one that chased him...
As I said theyr yours you an stuff them in your front clothes and it will turn in a chest body armour ...
Cool...
Remember I threw one of these at maximum speed at Superman he didn't get harmed or the pillow...
They were suprised...
Now we're is my room I need to pat it with pillows and at night if you see a bypedal Wendigo looking mother fucker ... That's me stalking the base you can approach me with the pillows I'm probably sleep walking ...
You're not human?...
I'm 60% human 40% something else and 100% son of a Dimensional lord of sloth...
They shiverd...
Dosent that add to 200%
Yes I'm twice the man then all of you...
Narcissist much?...
I extemded my hand to my hair the pony tail was released... Pillow armour up... I said calmly...
All were coverd by the pillow but the space for theyr abilities and wepons ...
They saw me grow turned large a monster... The hitl from it a long blade emerged.. the falx was on my back balde curved and the Edge on the inner side...
I brought it to the pillow chest plate ..
It didn't cut through...
My face was coverd by the hair...
I meaned on three limbs balde on my back...
Come forth defeat me ... Il go Easy on you...
They charged .. any form beast boy took was coverd by armour ...
The staff of Robin met my balde It was cut like butter before he was sent flying in the wall...
He didn't get hurt...
The armour retracted though...
Next was aqua lad we had a few hits as flash kid punched me in the side a couple times one of my legs lashes out hit his chest and sent him fling in a wall...
Beast boy used his power to try and copy me he was partially successful... And charged me ... We were matched in strength... But I got a handle on his horns after witch I head-butted him ...
He fell unconscious...
Next ... Martian girl tried a mental atack ...
It flinched off the pillow armour...
I in response leaped she shifted in a larger form ... We had a clash of strength... I had moved the blade to my teeth then I swalowed they saw it slide down my throat... Then from my back two large bone wings no membrane only sharp blades in the pattern of bat wings... She tried to back off the armour allowed her to shift ... But the baldes did hit her and flung her in another wall...
I turned to the bow girl and aqua lad...
He used a jet of water ... While she kept shooting arrows at me ... They were next ..
Superman checked on the eliminated kids...
The fight with the two was the hardest..
I managed to get the Artemis and then Aqualad...
He was the last knowing well to dodge and use energy infused wepons ...
I got him with a throw pillow...
Well I was brought to my room...
I finished padding it in minutes...
I rested ... Slept as I felt the planetary waves...
Then I was woken by a Nock...
A fast blure entered the room ...
Sup I've been sent to . To... Why are you nude?...
I got up... Why did you enter without my permission ...
Ow well I...
No you don't... He was hit by pillows... Multiple ... He ran ... He did his best ...
But he was hit ...
I clothes myself and my pillow moved to settle herself on as a chest plate the vest and finally the shorts...
Done cleaned I saw over to the lunch room I ate .. then a few days passed ... Calmly...
I ate with my green claws... No utensils...
They were looking at me...
How can you eat like that...
Asked Beat boy...
Like what this is how I usually eat or like this...
I grabbed a bunch of food in one hand then it turned green being invaded by my cell's and replacing the matter turning it all dark green ... Then it returned I being a normal hand....
Yeah the first way was better...
Thanks the seccond way it's easyer but I like tasting what I eat...
After that training with them ... And finally rest for me...
I was working through my cell's doing a homogeneous mix .. a full 100% type of one cell...
My cell's... A infinity reconstructable body... Close to be like the martians but it resembles more beast boy's...
I called if we can go to the blood haven to the T tower.
I got a phone with the direction... They saw me transform taking my wendigo form I tuched some large rock outside the base it was corrupted into mass and then transformed into my home like material I made a peddle working Car... With brakes and will ... It was all dark green and the windows a light green tint ..
They saw it ..
Were suprised... Next I installed pillows to make the seats nice and comfy...
Then I started singing ... What exactly... Big Nasty 666 Gasolina they hear me start sing as the car cot up speed... Megan was with me.. and Beast boy as well he was wearing the plush vest... He shrugged and shifted in hims version of me ... We san together... Megan was bewildered... Then ...
Thee voices started singing this songs cover...
We had fun with other songs but as we entered blood haven the teen's area of patrol we got close to meet them I asked them to sing that song again.... We were stoped by the police I showed them my identification... Ad my voice was very inteligeble...
Raven , night wing , Starfire, and few others came ...
I waved at raven as two additional pare of eyes formed on my forehead...
But this went off when beast boy and Megan shifted back...
They heard me speak...
Spoil sport...
This was fun but we don't need trubble ...
I turned my eyes as I transformed the car Into a mace as big as my wendigo form as I returned at being smaller ... Human ... I used the hilt as my hair tie ..
My six eyes glowing blue ...
Nice to meet ya cousin ....
I said to Raven ...
Cousin?...
Yes my pa is on the same rank as yours and so theyr family....
Can you stop the eyes thing...
Shure... The one on my face closed as all over myself opens other's...
You're truly awful....
Aw thanks nobody called me that in a long time ...
Her eye twitched...
Sigh... Demons ...
She muttered...
Quite so cousin....
They saw me stabilize as a whole human... I tapped the chest plate she reformed turned into a casing I enlarged it and stuffed the giant mace ... Then returned her to her cest palce form...
Now ... Were were we I came over to check on you guys... Well over my cousin father wants a meeting with you ...
What dose he want with me...
Just a family meeting here it's the pillow made by him sleep on it tonight or another he is curious as a sloth demon WAHT kind of demon is your parent and by meeting you he should be able to figure out what kind is you father ...
Her eye went wide...
What if I don't...
That that's that you can always just stuff the negative energy you can't control in it.. we sloth demons consume it ...
Her eyes went wide...
Fine ... She held the pillow then I tapped it twice... It shifted and formed in a chest plate like mines..
It's also Redy rely hard to destroy tap it twice for the chest plate mode...
I tapped my chest plate thrice and it expanded to a full armour ...
Wide eyed... This is rather strong ...
I said ...
Alright...
Well whatever...
Crack...
They saw a rift open ... A clawed hand reached through and captured me... He dragged me through...
Sup pop,s...
They saw me talk with a giant white clown looking being ... As the rift closed ...
The perspective ended and we were back to our proper sizes...
I was before him...
Yes?...
I need you to used this energy to make a clone and send it ..
Were ...
Here...
Alright...
I did then I was sent back ... I was before them again the hand dropping me off...
Pov: Bob...
I woke I was made for a purpose handed a Falx and my body is white ... I held it ...
Looking over I saw the request a new world that doesn't let my father's demons fo farm energy...
I was sent through..
I landed...
I'm Bob .. my form shifted from a white abomination to a humanoid of white...
Following by details and angelic visage... I was made with a negative to positive ...
I shifted again ... I felt the negative energy flood to me .. the balance formed... I was stronger... The form adapted enough to be able to contain it in moments...
The energy he set me was just enough...
As effect of the Lord sloths gift had me generate a core within his gift..
I landed on the ground...
Landed ... Human ... I look quite pale my eyes aren't white theyr black with yellow in the core of it ..
My hair white... Nails white as well...
I clenched and relaxed as the fingers extended as claws.. I am Bob....
My claws they retracted and within a snap my clothes formed from under my skin...
I walked ... Searched and saw humans ...
They looked at me...
I tilted my head...
I brought my hand up and waved...
Hellow can anyone were the fuck am I?..
They brought theyr fangs to bear... They are vampires...
They charged me... My blade at hand I brought it from nowhere It got stuck in the skull of the first one ...
The others stoped ... I twisted my wrist and the head spit in two...
Shart teeth in my maw my nails lenghtend and two horns grew from my temple they are black...
As I said before do you nice gentle men and galls know we're the actual fuck am I ...
USA ... Said a vampire...
The land of the free?..
Yea... Said a demon ...
Uhu . I'm far from home ... Has anyone met any pillow demons?...
They looked at each other...
No?...
Well that sucks.... I'm going then... I grabbed the corpse they saw it turn white and vanish in my body ...
This should fit me nicely...
I took the form of the vampire...
How do I look guys ...
He.. it doesn't matter he was a former hunter ... Check you cards...
I took the card and wread...
Benny Blanco...
Heh I like this name I'm now Benny Blanco...
Gulp... So just like that you leave?...
Yes it was nice knowing you guys ...
They noted my handle now holding the long hair..
I look similar to Silvester Stallone this time ... But scronier and unkept ...
I went to a mirror and did some checks... Then changed the foto on it.. done with that... I smile ... Teeth white and perfect...
Leaving was easy ..
I spent my time searching researching and I summoned a demon ...
Yes what can I get you dear customer?...
I blinked twice...
Why are the sloth pillow demons hunted?...
Those shits they mess up plans decrease our work and makes people hard to deal with...
So you demons deal with them?..
Heck yeah... But they can't be destroyed...
He saw claws ...
I grabbed the devil by the through...
I should then destroy all of you yes?...
It won't do a thing.. nobody can...
I can seat here do ritual after ritual untill hell is empty...
No you can't be serious...
I can maybe il just close the gates to hell ermit only falls and no ascends...
Yes I'll do that tell em all the devil that like coming up here to try and stop me ... It will be a nice game ...
He left ... I pulverized this body ...
I left to the gate I felt it now with a signature analized....
On the way waves of demon,s came ... Then he came Crowley...
Come on Buddy... Can we make a deal ... Or something....
You messed with my fathers collection of energy I'm shutting you off and sending my own folk to deal with the population...
Gulp...
How about a deal?..
It's to late...
Shit...
He rented the hell... As he saw me grab the gate and shove it in my chest a maw present covering the gate...
Done with that ..
I turned I felt the pangs of rest... I felt the pillow apered ... I went to it and fell on it a white metalic structure coverd me ... Nice I did it now I can rest...
Pov: Izack...
Several more ... I have to rest... But ... Fine . Snap...
Pov: Eleventh...
Greetings dear viewers now we will receive our new sin of sloth!..
Izack widowbane ...
Sup guys .. well I should do as the rest ...
They saw a orb emerge from his body then pass it to the Arghost ... Then the new arrival with a orb that resembled a pillow witch contained inside a whild dimension it moved and with a pop a door settle itself in a space... A checkpoint...
A safety spot ...
Pov: Burk ...
I woke the soul entered the body..
Inhale...
Exhale...
I'm me... I'm Burk nice to meet you all...
I waved to the audience...
Then Arghost move to open a gate...
Here is the next space ...
Pov: Burk.
I opened my eyes... I'm a orb of white...
A eye formed then I started to bounce... Multiple times... And then ... Found it... A rabbit...
Impaled through the meat bag I ate...
Biological consumption ...
Flesh bones matter...
My new form was of the rabbit...
White with red eyes...
I jumped hopped and searched... More food more growth... More...
Enchantered a human... They did not shoot at me ... They didn't hunt me for some reason ..
I hopped to the side... Then smelled something...
I hopped to it... They saw me sniff then a hand grabbed my neck ... A snap .. the body went limp...
He laughed out ... No blood was on his hand as my body turned white and started covering the thing...
They saw him now a white humanoid... I couldn't pass the skin ... So I just looked him ...
He was swearing....
The three men were frightened...
They carried us .. after a while we were in a box of metal electric shocks were given I didn't feel them ... He did .. they interrogated him... He was named translucent ... Ability to be invisible basic super strength and durability...
They decided to try and kill him ... I crawled entered down his throught and nose ... I started complete assimilation ... His body became white and then crumbled into a mass of white...
Then they saw a hand burst from the white puddle hands a head chest and rest a humanoid then two ears a snout and the libs they're rabbit like ...
No respective organs visible as theyr were coverd by fluff... Roughly a 140 cm rabbit kin ... My fur reinforced with the same thing then I turned translucent... Invisible... I then left the cage my strength increased I opened the cage metal bent with ease...
I was seen by the three... I tilted my head then started hopping off my form turned intangible...
I just left...
After enough time traveling I met more metahumans ... And then it ... A being of great power ... I snuck in the place and then saw him ..
Home landed I was on the chair of the guy I asimilated his memory's and other skills were absorbed...
I sat at the table used his voice ... And they asked why didn't I get dressed... I tapped the flore twice and then ... The invisibility dropped they saw my rabbit kin ..
They all were suprised....
Wash the...
Said the fish fucker...
A fuking meta has the unique ability to transfome others into fuking animal's... Partially at least ..
Gulp... And you...
They wanted to transfome a rabbit a female one into a partly human form...
Ow... How did they get you... The imbecile shot his blast while slipping on a pile of shit!... I'm a fuking rabbit now...
Pft.. so you're now the Translucent rabbit?...
The change also effected my leg strength...
I hopped on the table then kicked a coffee mug in the deeps chest... He fell on his back...
And that's me holding back fish fucker!...
Jon laughed.. so did the rest...
Deep was nursing his chest...
I hopped back on the seat...
I think something changed ...
WAHT is it you want to eat grass?...
No... I scrunched my eyes and the small 140 cm rabbit kin form grew ... 40 more centimeters I grew became more human... Huff.. that was energy I tensive I was still coverd by fur from waist down on my hands and I still have rabbit ears...
And the nose..
Well...
You look like some fantasy race...
I grew angrier while fur grew and I was now more like a were rabbit at this hight...
My ears were longer body buffer ...
Great now I'm some kind of fuking were rabbit... I murtured my voice deeper I looked at my tail... It's there... I covered my face...
We can use this .. said Homelander...
I was sent for examinations and they had me do training ...
They gave me the name of white rabbit .. a new suit and by my request they procured me a blade ... A Falx ... The ability to go translucent were also enhanced able to make my clothes invisible alongside the wepon I held...
The cell tests were normal I was normal ... Except the new DNA and I shifted back to my mostly human form ...
No DNA change ...
But body strength and durability... The change was aviois ...
Well the rebranding was easy ...the first powers were but a precursor to my new form ... A mutation ...
Right...
So seriously you got hit by a strange metta?...
Yes he is dead now...
How ... When he fell he broke his fuking neck that bastard couldn't get him to turn me back...
Ow...
Alright...
We went through things... Then she joined the team starlight... The deep tried to do as he wanted I kicked him in a wall..
He was cowered and I told her that the rest are just the same ...
She didn't believe I shrugged... As I added... If you want to hook up with a rabbit call me ...
I left... A while passed and I found it... The things went through... And finally I opened my claw .. I helped the death of the supes ... The ones that deserved it...
I took the corpses the ones of the strongest ..
I grew by theyr corruption they assimilation...
I transformed...
A super rabbit...
But then I coffe Red...
Shit... The compatibility is shit...
I focused and took whatever I could ... Done ... I discarded the rest...
I looked at my claws theyr now extended and glowing red hot...
Lazer claws... Cool...
I tuched my hand with them and cut nothing... The skin it's strong enough to rezist it... Good...
Were was I .. I found a supe I was hunting him down he has the ability to travel ... He never said he can go to other world but I found it ..
How... Discussions he thinks he can enter his books with his ability..
I figured out he was using the books as coordinates ..
Once he Od,a i started a absorption...
I searched for literally works for places to travel to ... And I was preparing...
Then I took a look at the book in my hands...
Lovecraft book of nightmares...
I weed it ... It's full of anxiety and hororfing things...
Like me...