Chapter 81: SHANG CLAN (3)
SHANG YA ZI'S MALDING HOURS
Fang Yuan: "OK 900k primeval stones now."
Shang Ya Zi, sweating bullets: "Bro… 900k primeval stones?! That's my ENTIRE GYATT!"
Fang Yuan, smirking: "Skill issue. Should've bought earlier when it was 800k."
Shang Ya Zi, veins popping: "YOU—"
Fang Yuan, casually: "Or… you officially pay 650k, but secretly give me 900k. Stonks."
Shang Ya Zi, MIND BLOWN: "…You want me to COOK THE BOOKS?!"
Fang Yuan, innocent: "No no, just a generous tip."
Twitch Chat:
💀 "BRO'S A FINANCIAL MENACE"
🔥 "SHANG YA ZI ABOUT TO LEARN TAX EVASION"
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S SCAM ERA HAS NO LIMITS"
POISON VOW GU (IT'S GIVING OHIO CONTRACT)
Shang Ya Zi, forcing a smile: "Swear on the Poison Vow Gu—no leaks, no loopholes!"
Fang Yuan, internally: "LMAO, as if that'll stop me."
The purple-red worm BITES Fang Yuan's finger—
Fang Yuan, reading the terms: "Blah blah blah… secret deal… blah blah… no third party…"
Shang Ya Zi, smug: "Violate this, and you TURN INTO BLOOD."
Fang Yuan, nodding seriously: "Mhm. Terrifying." (Already planning to break it.)
PRIMEVAL ELDER GU (IT'S GIVING FLEX MODE)
Shang Ya Zi, reluctantly handing over the Gu: "Here… 870k primeval stones. The rest later."
Fang Yuan, inspecting the Gu: "Oh? This lil' grandpa smiles when you're rich? Cute."
The cloudy old man inside GRINS at Fang Yuan—
Fang Yuan's net worth: 945K PRIMEVAL STONES 💰 (Previous life Fang Yuan: crying in 50 stones.)
Bai Ning Bing, side-eyeing: "Bro really scammed his way to wealth."
SHANG YA ZI'S REVENGE PLOT
Shang Ya Zi, leaving in rage: "Enjoy your stones… for now."
Fang Yuan, waving: "Thanks for the donation!"
Shang Ya Zi, internally: "JUST YOU WAIT. I'LL FOLD YOU LIKE A LAWN CHAIR!"
Twitch Chat Reacts:
💀 "BRO THINKS HE'S THE VILLAIN IN FANG YUAN'S STORY"
🍿 "FANG YUAN: laughs in 500 IQ"
🐍 "THIS RIZZLESS YOUNG MASTER IS COOKED"
CLAN BANQUET ARC (IT'S GIVING DRAMA)
Wei Yang, announcing: "Lord Clan Leader invites you to a feast!"
Fang Yuan, internally: "Ah, the gaslighting begins."
The banquet is held in Shang Yan Fei's old, humble courtyard—
Shang Qiu Niu, Shang Chao Feng, and Shang Pu Lao are already there, side-eyeing Fang Yuan.
Shang Pu Lao, whispering: "Who are these ugly dudes?"
Shang Chao Feng, smirking: "Probably scammers."
Shang Yan Fei ARRIVES in a blaze of rizz—
Gourmet Food Box Gu ACTIVATES, raining luxury dishes like a BUFFET FROM HEAVEN.
Fang Yuan, nostalgic: "Ah, my previous life trauma."
Shang Yan Fei, smiling: "Toast our guests—they protected Shang Xin Ci."
EVERYONE: "WAIT, WHAT?!"
Shang Xin Ci, entering late: "Sorry I'm late—"
FANG YUAN'S PLAN: Isolate her → Gain trust → Manipulate the entire Shang Clan.
TWITCH CHAT REACTS:
💀 "BRO SCAMMED HIS WAY INTO THE CLAN"
🍿 "SHANG YA ZI SEETHING IN THE CORNER"
🐍 "FANG YUAN'S GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS ERA STARTS NOW"
🔥 "SHANG XIN CI SIMPS FOR HEI TU WITHOUT KNOWING HE'S THE REASON HER CARAVAN DIED"
SHANG XIN CI'S GLOW UP REVEAL
Shang Yan Fei, dropping the bomb: "Oh yeah, Shang Xin Ci is my daughter. Surprise!"
Shang Clan Young Masters, choking on air: "WAIT WHAT?!" (x2)
Shang Ya Zi, internally: "GYATT DAMN, THAT'S WHY FATHER WAS SIMPING FOR THOSE TWO?!"
Shang Xin Ci enters—
Bai Ning Bing, eyes widening: "…Fang Yuan knew. HE KNEW ALL ALONG."
Fang Yuan, fake shocked: "No way… YOU'RE Shang Clan's daughter?!" (Oscar-worthy performance.)
Shang Xin Ci, teary-eyed: "Brother Hei Tu… I didn't mean to lie!"
Fang Yuan, "forgiving" smile: "It's okay. I lied too. My real name is Gu Yue Fang Zheng."
Twitch Chat:
💀 "BRO'S GASLIGHTING THE ENTIRE SHANG CLAN"
🍿 "BAI NING BING'S MIND BLOWN REACTION IS SENDING ME"
🐍 "FANG YUAN PLAYING 4D CHESS WHILE EVERYONE ELSE PLAYING CHECKERS"
SHANG YAN FEI'S GENEROUS OFFER
Shang Yan Fei, flexing: "Name your reward. Anything."
Fang Yuan, "humble" refusal: "Nah, we good. She helped us, we helped her. No debts."
Shang Xin Ci, panicking: "BUT BROTHER HEI TU LOST HIS GOODS—"
Shang Yan Fei, nodding: "Fine. 1 MILLION PRIMEVAL STONES."
Shang Clan Young Masters, malding: "HOLY GYATT—"
Shang Ya Zi, sweating bullets: "Bro scammed ME for 900k and now gets MORE?!"
Fang Yuan, still refusing: "Nah, I already got money from selling the recipe."
Shang Yan Fei, side-eyeing Shang Ya Zi: "Oh? Interesting."
Shang Ya Zi, internally screaming: "I'M COOKED."
BAI NING BING'S EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
Bai Ning Bing, staring at Fang Yuan: "HOW did he know Shang Xin Ci's identity? HOW did he plan this? IS HE A PROPHET?!"
Fang Yuan, casually sipping tea: "Just built different."
Twitch Chat Reacts:
💀 "BAI NING BING QUESTIONING HER WHOLE LIFE RN"
🍿 "FANG YUAN'S RIZZ IS TOO DEMONIC"
🐍 "BRO'S PLAYING WITH FATE LIKE IT'S A TOY"
SHANG XIN CI'S SIMPNATION CONTINUES
Shang Xin Ci, blushing: "Brother Hei— I mean, Fang Zheng… you're so honorable."
Fang Yuan, smirking internally: "Perfect. Now she's locked in."
Shang Yan Fei, observing: "Hmm. This guy's too smooth."
Shang Pu Lao, whispering: "Bro's got more rizz than the entire Red Light Zone."