Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Whoa, Huang Rong decided to join Mochou sis too?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Yeah, she said it was to repay a favor.
Curly-haired Guy: Maybe not just a favor. Could be something else too.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?
Doujin Artist: Totally possible. When Mochou sis was dressed as a man before, Huang Rong looked at her kinda strange. Then after Guo Jing died and Mochou sis even helped her get revenge—that's the kind of thing that could really stir feelings.
Amegakure Village's Angel: So you're saying it's not just about repaying a debt?
Machete Girl: Sounds more like she's ready to give herself to her.
Soul Society's Villain: Mochou, what do you think?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I think they're all talking nonsense. Huang Rong, that kind of woman, switch affections? And fall for another woman like me? Even storytellers wouldn't dare make something up like that.
Of course Li Mochou would never believe such a thing—it was pure nonsense.
Wig Guy: You can't say that, Miss Mochou. Did you forget about Kushina from the Naruto world?
Doujin Artist: Exactly! Even Kushina ran off with Anzen-san, so what's impossible anymore?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Kushina and Huang Rong are completely different. Kushina was led astray by An Gongzi, then heartbroken by Minato. Huang Rong doesn't have those conditions.
This is an Actor: For the record, I don't admit to "leading her astray."
Kushina becoming an Arrancar and getting a bit extreme—that was her own choice. How can you pin that on Anzen? That's slander!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: As for conditions, I think they're there. Mochou sis, your handsome looks alone count as one.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Enough to turn the world upside down—you're no worse than Anzen-san.
Soul Society's Villain: Each has their own strengths, just different styles.
Lin Fengjiao: A pity, I haven't seen it.
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: [image]
?
Lin Jiu opened the image, and what came into view was a very muscular, burly man. The key thing was—he was completely naked with pixelation covering him. Lin Jiu was instantly stunned: Th-this… is Miss Li?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft, that's Sister Mochou! Hahaha!
Amegakure Village's Angel: Uncle Nine, that's Rati's human form. Mochou's still a girl, you know. Even if she has abs, she wouldn't be this flat.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: No abs, thank you!
Doujin Artist: Hahaha, Sister Mochou's probably dying of embarrassment right now. A little fairy turning into a hulking muscleman, must feel terrible.
This is an Actor: Probably feels like total crap.
Curly-haired Guy: As expected of our leader, what a perfect description. "Feels like total crap," I'm learning this!
Machete Girl: Anzen-san is something else. He always comes up with strange terms that flip your worldview.
This is an Actor: Not me, I'm just a messenger. The real creators were those silly netizens from my past life.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: [image] @Lin Fengjiao, this is Sister Mochou in male clothing.
Lin Fengjiao: Thank you. Miss Mochou is truly as handsome and graceful as jade, I've witnessed it.
Curly-haired Guy: That's a bit of an exaggeration. At least still worse than me, Silver-san.
Doujin Artist: Please don't fart in the group chat, it stinks.
Lin Fengjiao: Apologies, I haven't seen this brother's real appearance.
Machete Girl: Uncle Nine, you should first check the group memory list. It has all members' world info and experiences.
Lin Fengjiao: Alright, thank you, Machete girl.
Machete Girl: …
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahahaha, Machete girl!
Lin Fengjiao: Did I say something wrong?
Doujin Artist: No, no. You just unknowingly stabbed Kotonoha-chan right in the heart. Just a casual little stab.
Amegakure Village's Angel: That kind of casual stab is what really hurts the most.
Soul Society's Villain: Even though Kotonoha is called Machete Girl, she actually hates machetes.
Lin Fengjiao: I see, then I was rude.
Machete Girl: It's fine, I'm used to it.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wait, just realized—didn't Rati-san's photo earlier… have no clothes at all?
Soul Society's Villain: Seems so.
Doujin Artist: All I remember is pixelation and solid muscle everywhere.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Rati-san, we know you're happy about turning human, but you should be more mindful. There are still lots of ladies in this group.
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: No, I'm not happy.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?
Doujin Artist: Why not? Isn't this your dream? Wait—hold on, I just noticed your facial features are a bit off. Why are your nostrils bigger than your eyes?
Curly-haired Guy: That's way too unbalanced, hey!
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Doesn't matter. I never cared about looks. But even after becoming human, my body size hasn't changed one bit. Then what's the point of becoming human?
Machete Girl: Your body size hasn't changed?
Kotonoha stared at the photo carefully. She suddenly realized the "rock" beside Rati wasn't a rock at all—it was a small mountain.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Suddenly I don't know how to answer that. Anything humans can do, Kong could probably do too.
Soul Society's Villain: Kong can't talk.
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Even after turning into a human, it still doesn't work. All it can do is go "ah awooo."
Doujin Artist: Pfft, you even made sound effects for it.
Amegakure Village's Angel: If you can't talk and you're still stuck with your old body, then this Human-Human Fruit really is useless.
This is an Actor: What if it just makes you a landlubber who can't swim? Does that count?
Curly-haired Guy: Damn, that's actually a serious side effect. No boosts at all, and you even turn into a landlubber! That's just tragic!
Wig Guy: Yeah, sounds worse than Gintoki's "thank you for your patronage."
Curly-haired Guy: You idiot, did you really have to bring that up? I was almost over it, why make me remember?
Wig Guy: Humans can't escape fate or reality.
Curly-haired Guy: But I can escape you! Get lost!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: So… can Rati's situation be fixed?
This is an Actor: If I could go to the One Piece world and read its rules, then maybe.
Doujin Artist: Or maybe Rati could just use Transformation Jutsu for now?
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Rati doesn't like fake and short-lived transformations. Rati's already gone back to her Kong form.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That's probably better anyway. At least it's not such an eyesore.
Just imagining a giant, muscular monster running around the island butt naked made Saten Ruiko's scalp tingle. Compared to that, the furry Kong form was way easier to accept.
"Ruiko?" While she was lost in thought, a figure with tea-brown hair suddenly appeared in front of her eyes.
"Misaka?" Saten Ruiko froze, looking shocked. Misaka Mikoto stood there in a pure white dress, with a pink ribbon tied in her hair, looking just like a carefully dressed princess.
What the hell!
Was this really the same Misaka she knew, dressed so girly?
Just as Ruiko was trying to figure it out, Misaka Mikoto suddenly pointed at Anzen, who was sitting beside her, and asked with a jealous look, "That guy… who is he?"
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