Machete Girl: Ah, so you're saying this nun is with some official group?
Doujin Artist: The American government actually uses nuns as spies, huh? That's amazing!
Bad Guy from Soul Society: Maybe not an official group, just a religious one. If it was an official group, Kotonoha would already be a wanted terrorist.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That's right! Kotonoha is wanted in Japan because of pressure from America. So the American government definitely knows Kotonoha's identity. But judging from what the nun said, she's just testing the waters.
Curly-haired Guy: So, the American religious organizations and official groups aren't really connected?
Doujin Artist: I think they probably are connected. Most of those American leaders are Catholic. But they're not completely mixed together, they're two separate things.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Speaking of that, I wonder how Kotonoha was able to fly to New York? Doesn't she need ID or something?
Machete Girl: She used disguise and someone else's ID. But I'm using my real face now, and the nun didn't notice anything.
Doujin Artist: Then it has to be a non-official religious group, like Uncle Nine's thing?
Lin Fengjiao: We don't work by organization, but by master and student.
Shark-Faced Guy: Miss Mochou is part of a Taoist group, right? But she's also on her own, doesn't really follow any rules.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Yeah, but these kung fu groups are just for show. It's all about the kung fu skills. The group doesn't really do anything.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It's like this because the Taoists don't have any real leader, or any actual rules. Everyone just practices their own thing, so it's really loose.
Machete Girl: But I think Taoism is way better than other religions. The Catholic history is just full of blood! The Crusades, burning witches, all just killing people while pretending to be good!
Doujin Artist: Right! And they call it "judging the bad guys"!
Lin Fengjiao: Western religions have a history like that? That's eye-opening.
Bad Guy from Soul Society: We have history like that too, like how we fought the Destroyers. But if there's too many Destroyers, they can mess up the balance of the worlds.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Back to the topic, do you guys think the nun just wants to know if Kotonoha is the one who destroyed that evil spirit?
Doujin Artist: I don't think it's that simple!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Besides checking, I think she also wants to get Kotonoha to join their group. Why else would she try so hard to be nice?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: The way she's being nice is just weird and makes me uncomfortable.
Lin Fengjiao: In China, we call monks who like to eat meat "wine-and-meat monks." This nun must be a wine-and-meat nun, right?
Curly-haired Guy: As someone who serves God, you can't behave like that! This woman needs to be taught a lesson! Kotonoha, open the way, I'm gonna go help you teach her a lesson!
This is an Actor: Teach or train? Make it clear.
Curly-haired Guy: Uh, same thing!
Doujin Artist: What the heck do you mean, same thing?! You sound all righteous, but you just want to get with her!
Curly-haired Guy: No way! I'm not the kind of guy who gets distracted by big boobs! Big boobs are evil, totally evil!
Doujin Artist: Saying that just proves you're totally obvious, idiot.
Lin Fengjiao: What are "big boobs"?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Uncle Nine, just look at the nun's picture. What do you think is the biggest thing about her? That's what "lights" are!
Machete Girl: Ruiko, you really know a lot… You're kind of like my little sister.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: So you're saying I'm like a ten-year-old? Are you making fun of me or are you saying I'm good?
This is an Actor: Could be both.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Those lights are pretty big, but not as big as Flower's. I think we could totally have Flower feed our future kids!
Bad Guy from Soul Society: ?
Doujin Artist: Hahahaha, She sent a question mark, which means she's really confused!
[Notice: Smelly Mouth Mask Guy has joined the group]
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Oh, a new person!
Doujin Artist: I was going to say hi, but after seeing his name… what the heck? Smelly Mouth Mask Guy?
Machete Girl: Does this guy not brush his teeth for like, decades? The chat even says he has a smelly mouth!
Curly-haired Guy: Hmph! Just because the chat says so doesn't mean it's true. We have a handsome guy in the group, but is he really a handsome guy?
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Are you making fun of me?
Curly-haired Guy: Whoa. You really are handsome, figured that out right away! Should I give you a smart guy award?
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: You should give yourself a butt award. Congratulate your butt, since you can survive by using your butt.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Haha, talking about living off using your butt is so funny.
Wig Guy: @Smelly Mouth Mask Guy, are you there? Say something?
Smelly Mouth Mask Guy: Oh, hey! Of course I'm here! How could I not be here? If I wasn't here, how could I say hello to your cute and charming mothers?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?
Amegakure Village's Angel: ?
Doujin Artist: I get it now, that's why he's called "smelly mouth." Comes right in with saying hello to someone's mother. That's not just smelly breath, that's super smelly.
Smelly Mouth Mask Guy: Heh! If you also had dozens of bullets shoved into your butt because of checking this damn chat, you wouldn't be happy either, sweethearts?
Machete Girl: Haha.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Dozens of bullets in your butt? Wouldn't your intestines get destroyed?
Smelly Mouth Mask Guy: Sure, they're all ruined. And they're not just ruined, they're also giving off a smelly, meaty smell! You cute sweethearts in this damn chat, you got any mustard? I want to eat some braised intestines tonight.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ??? Are you serious?
Doujin Artist: Wow, this new guy is something else! He can lie even better than A'yin!
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