Curly-haired Guy: ? What do you mean by that? I, Gin-san, don't like it, take it back!
Doujin Artist: Aren't I just telling the truth? This newbie is better at bull than you! Or are you not convinced? You think you're better at bull than this newbie?
Curly-haired Guy: What bull are you talking about! I, Gin-san, mean that although I sometimes exaggerate a bit, I'm not that over the top, right? Digging out your own intestines to make fatty sausage, even I, Gin-san, would never think of that!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: This newbie is really strong!
Machete Girl: Not an ordinary newbie, they should be a big shot in real life, right?
Lin Fengjiao: But I don't think you should use mustard in braised fatty sausage, the taste will be unbearable.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Yeah. You should use red chili peppers. I saw Anzen-san do it.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Are you guys seriously discussing how to make fatty sausage now? Isn't this the wrong time to talk about this?
Bad Guy from Soul Society: Speaking of which, I've never even eaten fatty sausage.
Doujin Artist: I've never eaten it either, is that stuff really edible? Won't it cause psychological trauma?
This is an Actor: Ah, as long as it's cleaned well, it's fine.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Even if it's cleaned well, I don't think I can handle it. Especially since the fatty sausage this newbie is talking about is their own. Eating yourself, that's really strong! To be able to brag to this extent, they can indeed be considered a big shot.
Foul-Mouthed Guy in a Suit: Whoa whoa whoa! What did I hear? Bragging? You skirt-lifting pervert, are you saying that I'm bragging? Sorry, I never brag! I only brag about butts!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ?
Doujin Artist: Hahahaha, skirt-lifting pervert! Ruiko-chan, how much of a pervert are you?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Shut up!
Machete Girl: How do you brag about butts?
Foul-Mouthed Guy in a Suit: Girls don't need to know, this is the adult world! Although I'm not a good person, I'm not interested in kids under eighteen! Please don't come near me, thank you!
Machete Girl: I never said I wanted to come near you!
Curly-haired Guy: I get it, this idiot newbie is a greasy old man! Probably the same preference as Wig!
Foul-Mouthed Guy in a Suit: Fuck! You curly-haired guy dares to say I'm a greasy old man? When I was in Manhattan, I was known as a super handsome boy! Girls would drool when they saw me!
Curly-haired Guy: Ha! If you changed "drool" to "spit," it would be more believable.
Doujin Artist: Wait, you were in Manhattan? Are you American?
Machete Girl: So that's why they speak with that special accent. Oh, my God!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft! Kotonoha-chan, your accent is so good, it's so American!
Machete Girl: I copied it from the nun next door. Although her motives might not be pure, she's quite interesting to talk to. I think she might be a good person.
Doujin Artist: Your way of defining a good person is a bit too weird. If she were really a good person, she wouldn't be thinking of taking you to a bar to have fun, right?
Foul-Mouthed Guy in a Suit: Oh, right! The bar! I'm going to go to the bar tonight and have a good time! Beautiful Emily, I'll come find you after I finish eating fatty sausage!
Doujin Artist: What the heck do you mean finish eating fatty sausage? Please stop bragging, okay? People die when they lose their intestines! They die!
This is an Actor: Ordinary people die, but he really won't.
Machete Girl: ?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Is he not human?
This is an Actor: He's human, but not an ordinary human. Since you've joined the group, introduce yourself first, Wade.
Foul-Mouthed Guy in a Suit: Oh ho, introduce myself? Who do you think you are, you sissy? No one in this world can order me around, not even my own mom! Unless she cooks fatty sausage for me tonight!
Curly-haired Guy: Damn! You newbie have some guts, daring to talk to our group leader like that? Today, not just you, even if your mom joins the group, she'll have to follow our group leader's instructions obediently! You understand?
Foul-Mouthed Guy in a Suit: [picture] See this? This is a gift for you, do you like it?
Machete Girl: This is... a human finger?
Foul-Mouthed Guy in a Suit: You're right, girl! But it's not accurate enough, it's a human middle finger! The middle finger, it's a very sacred thing! Usually when it's up, it means that I'm the strongest!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: No, we're not talking about the middle finger or not! The key is why do you have a human finger? What did you do to him?
Foul-Mouthed Guy in a Suit: Whoa whoa whoa, are you talking about that poor old Hank? He's dead of course, and he died a tragic death.
Doujin Artist: Oh my god, are we chatting with a murderer? I can't do this anymore, I'm calling the police!
Machete Girl: Calm down, Eriri-chan! Calling the police won't solve the problem, and even if the police really come, who are they going to arrest? Most of the people in this group are murderers, right?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Kotonoha-chan, what you said is a bit too true. I feel very uncomfortable! (expression: covering face)
Amegakure Village's Angel: Speaking of murderers, our Ruiko-chan's hands are covered in blood too.
Bad Guy from Soul Society: The key isn't whether or not they're a murderer, but whether or not the person deserved to be killed. Forget it, let's not change the subject now, let him introduce himself first.
Curly-haired Guy: This bastard even gave me the middle finger, it's obvious he doesn't want to listen to the group leader's instructions! Kick him out, we must resolutely kick out this kind of troublemaker!
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Kicking him out is a bit too much, let's just ban him.
Foul-Mouthed Guy in a Suit: Fuck! You guys are discussing banning me? I'm not happy, I want to appeal! As an American citizen, I have the right to speak freely, you can't do this!
[Notice: Foul-Mouthed Guy in a Suit has been banned for 10 minutes]
This is an Actor: Sorry, this isn't America.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Good!
Curly-haired Guy: Group leader is so mighty and impressive!
Doujin Artist: This idiot is really asking for it! If he hadn't said that, Anzen-san might not have banned him! Daring to talk about American freedom, he really touched a nerve!
Machete Girl: American freedom is a complete joke!
Bad Guy from Soul Society: Let's let this kid reflect in the dark room.
Lin Fengjiao: Everyone, do you know what this is? [picture]
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