Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ?
Doujin Artist: What is this thing? It looks a bit like a zombie, but not quite!
Machete Girl: I think I saw it in some horror movie! This thing seems to be called a voodoo zombie! It's a variation of voodoo magic from Africa.
Lin Fengjiao: I see, thanks.
Machete Girl: No need to thank me. I'm just curious, why would Uncle Nine have voodoo zombies?
Amegakure Village's Angel: Could it be that Uncle Nine has reached that island already?
Lin Fengjiao: Lingzhou Island in Southeast Asia, yes.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: So fast? Wasn't it supposed to take five days?
Lin Fengjiao: I only said the great demon war would officially start in five days.
Doujin Artist: But Southeast Asia isn't exactly close to China, how did you get there so quickly? Did you go offline from the group chat halfway?
Going offline from the group chat will return group members to their own world's timeline. Even a very short time in the group can become a very long time in their own world.
Lin Fengjiao: I didn't go offline, I was in the group the whole time. As for why I arrived so quickly, it's because Chinese monsters have a special way of getting to this island. It seems like they just pass through a layer of mist and they're there.
Lin Jiu breathed a sigh of relief, following Feng Manxiang past the voodoo zombie. The strong, pungent smell made him frown.
Ren Tingting, who was beside him, also restrained her rash personality and didn't even dare to breathe loudly. Her eyes darted around nervously.
Appearing before them were all sorts of strange and unusual creatures.
Chinese fox demons with fox heads and human bodies, well-dressed English vampires, Indonesian ghosts with heads shaped like pumpkins, and Japanese little demons wearing dancer's outfits with white foundation on their faces.
All kinds of monsters and ghosts had gathered here, a truly crazy dance of demons.
Machete Girl: Pass through the mist? That sounds pretty magical. Like Alice in Wonderland?
This is an Actor: The principle should be similar to a teleportation array.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: A teleportation array, that would be quite high-level power. Can Uncle Nine's world even touch that kind of power? Of course, I don't mean to question Anzen-san. I just think the principle seems unlikely.
This is an Actor: You don't have to be so careful when you speak, I won't eat you. It's good that you have these doubts, it shows you're actually thinking about things. Based on Uncle Nine's current world level, a teleportation array does seem impossible. But that's just currently, not formerly.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Ah, Anzen-san means this teleportation array was left behind from before? That makes sense, the past wasn't like the current end-of-magic era.
This is an Actor: It's just a guess, I can't be completely sure.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But, I think that's a close to the truth guess!
Doujin Artist: Tsk, tsk, tsk, look at this little fan girl.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ? Does Eriri-chan have a more reasonable one?
Doujin Artist: I don't, after all, I'm not your Anzen-san. But if you ask me, you should be more direct! You should just say, I actually want Anzen-san to eat me! (Expression: Drooling)
Machete Girl: Hahaha, Eriri-chan's drooling expression is so real!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I, I don't have that kind of thought! Eriri-chan, you pervert!
Doujin Artist: Pui, pui, pui, you have the nerve to call me that? Have you forgotten what the newbie called you earlier?
Big Bad Guy from Soul Society: I think it was little pervert?
Curly-haired Guy: Yes, that's it! The skirt-flipping little pervert! Hahaha! This joke will keep me laughing for a year!
Shark-Faced Guy: I feel like that newbie probably thought Ruiko was a boy.
Doujin Artist: Probably, just like Gintoki did at first.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Speaking of Gintoki from back then. I suddenly remember, he still owes us a live stream?
Doujin Artist: Ah, I remember!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: That's right, you still owe us that live stream.
Wig Guy: ?
Machete Girl: I also want to know, what live stream does Gintoki owe?
This is an Actor: He made a bet with us back then. He said that if Ruiko was a girl, he would eat poop on a live stream.
Machete Girl: Wow! That's pretty intense?
Big Bad Guy from Soul Society: I'm not even eating lunch, I'm already waiting for the stream to start.
Doujin Artist: Pfft, hahaha! Hua-jie, you're something else! Skipping lunch just to watch Gintoki eat poop!
Curly-haired Guy: Eat your sister! That bet has expired, completely expired!
Wig Guy: Gintoki, we men should be responsible for our words and actions.
Curly-haired Guy: You cross-dressing freak, who are you talking to? Why don't you become a man yourself first!
Amegakure Village's Angel: If you don't want to do the live stream, you can just be silenced for 24 hours. Doing something wrong should have some punishment.
Curly-haired Guy: Damn it! I won't accept this! If we're talking about doing something wrong, Rati, that damn ape, did something far worse! She didn't get her due punishment!
This is an Actor: Yes, she paid twelve thousand points.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?
Doujin Artist: Holy crap, when?
Machete Girl: That was the reward for killing the intruder, right? It was exactly twelve thousand points! But because Anzen-san handed the intruder over to that tentacle monster, Rati-san didn't get anything.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Suddenly realizing, that's right. Twelve thousand points, just gone like that.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Don't talk about it, suddenly feeling the pain! With that many points, they could have bought Hua-jie's abilities!
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: I'm the one who feels the most pain, okay?
Big Bad Guy from Soul Society: Since Rati has already accepted her punishment, Gintoki, what's your choice?
Doujin Artist: He decisively went offline.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Gintoki, that's just as expected. Whenever something happens, he always goes offline to avoid trouble.
Machete Girl: The thing is, he doesn't really go offline, he still secretly peeks at the screen from time to time!
Amegakure Village's Angel: Never mind, I wasn't really planning to punish him. I just hope he can learn a lesson in the future and not make such absolute conclusions so easily.
Shark-Faced Guy: I don't think he can change that habit.
This is an Actor: So, what Konan-senpai said was just hoping he could change. Even if that hope is slim.
Foul-Mouthed Mascot Guy: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What the hell is this damn silencing system? It's supposed to be only ten minutes of silence, but why have I finished eating all my braised pork intestines and just now gotten unbanned?
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