Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?
Curly-haired Guy: Shut your mouth, my butt is cleaner than your face! It's two hundred times cleaner than your wrinkled, bumpy face!
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: I don't believe you, dare to show it live?
Doujin Artist: Leaving aside the issue of cleanliness, that sentence doesn't even make sense. Shouldn't it be "wash your eyes" rather than "wash that place?"
Wig Guy: You jerk, are you planning to cut our butts open to make eyes? I won't let you insult warriors like that!
This is an Actor: Asking that question is already the biggest insult to you warriors.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: A normal warrior wouldn't think that way. No, normal humans wouldn't either.
Big Soul Society's Villain: Has anyone noticed that Deadpool seems to be gone?
Machete Girl: You're right, his icon is gray. Did he really go and stir up the masses?
Shark-Faced Guy: Did he get triggered?
This is an Actor: Probably not. The masses aren't stupid, and you can't stir them up without support. Not to mention leading them to attack the White House.
Machete Girl: Good point. And the people in America are different from our country, they're more independent and harder to mobilize.
Doujin Artist: I didn't think that idea was possible anyway, I was just trying to get a rise out of him. That's what he gets for being such a showoff.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Showing off might be human nature.
Curly-haired Guy: I disagree, it's not just humans who like to show off. We have a living example in our group.
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: You're not talking about me, are you?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I think he is talking about you, we don't have any other non-humans in this group.
[Notice: Lin Fengjiao has started a live stream. 11 people have joined.]
Machete Girl: Wow, Uncle Nine is live.
Doujin Artist: Is the war of the demons starting?
Lin Fengjiao: It hasn't officially started yet, this is just the opening.
After sending this message, Lin Jiu looked around. He was in a huge arena. It was packed with figures, but most of them weren't human.
The center of the arena was separated from the audience by iron bars. On a high platform was a basin of bright red liquid.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: What's in that basin?
Lin Fengjiao: The winner's prize. They say it's the holy blood of the church's saint. It's a great tonic for demons from all places.
Doujin Artist: Holy crap! They killed the church's saint and are using her blood as a reward? Is the church okay with this? That's real blasphemy!
Lin Fengjiao: I don't know, I don't even know what the saint is for.
Machete Girl: Saints used to be paired with holy sons, they were miracles given to humans by the gods. But now saints have been changed, they're just holy young girls who serve God.
Big Soul Society's Villain: So they're dressed up all holy, but they're just maids.
Doujin Artist: Hahaha, Hua-jie, you hit the nail on the head! That's right, they're basically maids! Except the maid's master is a big shot, it's God.
Curly-haired Guy: So what? Our boss is a god too. As the boss's best employee, am I like Lucifer?
Machete Girl: Pfft, Lucifer, really?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yeah, yeah! With your morals and character, you really are like Lucifer, the fallen angel who betrayed God!
Curly-haired Guy: Hey, are you making fun of me?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I can only say that your feeling is right.
Machete Girl: What's falling from the sky?
In the screen, red, snowflake-like objects fell from the sky, gradually covering the entire arena.
Lin Jiu curiously picked up a piece. It was shaped like a diamond-shaped petal, but it was made of thin paper. There was a small, strange hole in the middle.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Does that look like ghost money?
This is an Actor: Yes, it does.
Doujin Artist: Why are they scattering ghost money at a big event? Is someone trying to cause trouble?
Just as Eiri sent that message, an unidentified flying object appeared in the sky in the screen. Four white women with wings on their backs, dressed neatly, carried the object, slowly floating down to the center of the arena.
Curly-haired Guy: What is that?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: It looks like a coffin?
This is an Actor: It's not just looks, it's definitely a coffin. And it has an upside-down cross on it, it's clearly Western style.
Lin Fengjiao: Could the ghost money have been scattered by the owner of the coffin?
Doujin Artist: Wait, Westerners don't scatter paper money!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Whether they do or not, why are they scattering paper money? It's confusing!
This is an Actor: It's for show. And here's an interesting fact: the coffin's owner doesn't think he's scattering money, he thinks he's scattering flower petals.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?
Wig Guy: ?
Doujin Artist: That just makes me more confused!
This is an Actor: The coffin's owner is imitating someone. Two hundred years ago, a Chinese demon appeared in the same way. Because of that Chinese demon, the Western demons couldn't fight back at all.
Lin Fengjiao: I see! That makes sense! The paper money is flower petals, the coffin is a sedan chair. The Chinese demon was carried out in a sedan chair, with a rain of flowers.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: They're fans!
This is an Actor: And the Chinese demons called that demon the Old Master. The owner of the coffin gave himself a Chinese name, Old Master.
Doujin Artist: Pfft! Really? Old Master, that's weird! Wait, I think I remember! Is that Earl Eric?
This is an Actor: Yes, you guessed right.
Machete Girl: Impressive. This guy wants to follow his idol's path, and then kill his idol's people first?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I'm curious, how does Young Master An know all these secrets? Can mind reading be used across worlds?
This is an Actor: No, and I'm not using it across worlds.
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