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After Haru Urara's passing, I've been doing a Gen Urobuchi deep dive on things he worked on.
And I came across sweetpool, A horror(?) yaoi written by Fuchii Kabura that he directed/advised developed by Nitro+Chiral in 2008.
Think of Cthulu Mythos mixed with body horror, and MPREG.
Yeah, it's ahem, something.
Especially from the guy who wrote Madoka Magica. Fate/Zero, Psycho Pass, Kamen Rider Gaim
Also for my JoJo fans, Josuke's Seiyuu Wataru Hatano voices the protagonist, lolol
Also, what the f*ck is a myrmecoleon, and why did the ancient Greek folks think of this!?
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-Kuoh High, ORC Building-
-Gaspar's Room-
-smack! plap! smack! plap! smack!-
"Now tell me, who's your onii-san?" I said with a deep husky voice as I brought my thick and heavy hand down on Gaspar's pale petite buttocks.
Don't get the wrong idea, there is no such thing as a Yaoi DxD fanfic.
I think.
I've honestly never seen any of them. If it's not the regular boyxmanygirls, then it's either Yuri, or Futanari.
I mean, I've talked to the author in my dreams, and even he said that he thought of this before my existence won out in the end.
Though, I can't deny that I would be super-duper hot as a girl... even with Seiba's 'EKUSU-KARIBAAH' sword between my legs...
Anyways, my plan is still to smack some sense into him and make him join the peerage's fight against Riser.
This is simply the best way to get it done.
-smack!-
"kya~!" Gaspar's face flushed red, or at least, I think it did.
I couldn't see his face very well, because his face was pushed down into his bed.
Once again, do not have a dirty mind. It isn't what you think it is.
"You didn't hear what I said, huh?" I said a little annoyed. I was trying to help this brat out, and he kept on doubting himself saying that he couldn't change.
He then went on to doubt that I could truly help someone like him. And although it was self doubt and loathing targeted towards himself, it still had the unfortunate implication that I couldn't help him, leading to this.
-smack!-
"Who. Is. Your. Onii-san?"
-smack!-
"Y-you are, D-daichi onii-san---!" Gaspar finally admitted after a thorough disciplinary session.
-smack!-
But I didn't let up yet.
"You're goddamn right I am, so what's this nonsense about me not being able to help you?"
-smack!-
"I-I'm sorry! I won't make that mistake again!" Gaspar pleaded with tears in his eyes.
Yes, this is still an assumption.
"Don't worry about that," I sternly said. "'cuz I'll make sure of it..."
[Sensitivity Manipulation x5]
"You might wanna bite this pillow." I then gave out my final attack.
-SMACK-!-
"kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~!"
"This reaction when I wasn't even going all out?" I had the urge to give out one of those yellow-hair delinquent lines in those doujins. "You've serioulsy got a weak ass, kekeke."
I sat on Gaspar's bed, sweat dripping down my face like I'd run laps through the Underworld.
Odd. I could use a cigarette right about now, but I never smoked in my life.
"Alright, moving on." I said as I looked at a limp Gaspar twitching on his bed.
What? He's not getting up? Damn, is he this weak?
Time to fix that.
[Sensitivity Manipulation x2]
-smack!-
"Eeeek!" Gaspar yelped, clutching his backside. "Wh-why!?"
Now, I could finally take a good look at my future time-stopping protege. He had pale skin, violet eyes half-hidden by straight silver hair, and a female Kuoh uniform wrinkled like it hadn't seen sunlight in a week.
Honestly, the kid looked more like a haunted doll than a half-vampire devil.
"Because you're no good when you're asleep," I said. "And sorry, but I don't train waiting-to-die corpses."
"That's mean…" His eyes welled up.
"Yeah? And life's meaner. But you already knew that, didn't you."
"…I know Rias-senpai saved me. She saved me and gave me a place to live, and I'm grateful. But…" He spoke softly as he hugged his knees tighter. "I'm too scared. Scared my power will hurt someone. Scared I'll lose control again. It's easier to hide here than do anything else."
I leaned forward with sharp eyes. "…Gaspar. You're gonna have to get stronger."
"And lucky for you, I'm the best teacher around." I jabbed a finger at him. "So in order to show ya', you're gonna have to use you Sacred Gear on me."
"[Forbidden Balor View]."
His face drained of color. "No! If I… if I can't stop it--"
"Then what?" I cut him off. "You gonna hide forever?"
His lips trembled.
"Valerie's awake," I said.
Gaspar froze. His violet eyes widened. "…V-valerie…?"
"Yeah. But what's it to you, though? She awakened [Sephiroth Graal] to help you escape, but it's not like you could help her out now, can you?"
It wasn't the nicest thing to say, a bit manipulative and guilt-trippy at the very least, but I said it anyway.
"She'll eventually get dragged right back into hell, used, abused, broken, and locked away if we can't help her out."
"So, once again. So tell me, are you gonna sit here crying, or are you gonna get up?"
For a moment, he shook like a leaf in a storm. Then his small fists clenched. His shoulders squared.
"…I won't let them hurt her again," Gaspar whispered.
"That's it! Look at that. Quite the manly expression, Gaspy-boy." I let out an amused grin.
"I'll… try." He flushed, but nodded
His eyes then flared crimson.
---[Forbidden Balor View]
I'd like to say that the world froze, but it was only in Gaspar's line of sight that things froze.
Well, his Sacred Gear was currently in Level 1 mode, so the broken abilities wouldn't be available now.
That being said, I felt like I was looking at Medusa's bosoms before accidently looking straight into her eyes and getting paralyzed.
Simply put, I could not move. Mostly.
Gaspar's voice cracked. "I-I can't stop it! It worked--- no, it's out of control!"
As Gaspar panicked, I suddenly did something that would make him freak out even more.
My finger twitched. Just a little.
Gaspar froze. "…H-how!?"
Bit by bit, I forced myself forward, like a bizzare delinquent on a bizzare family trip through Egypt, I slowly started to move and break through Gaspar's abilities.
And then I smiled.
How indeed, I'm guessing it's because of my [Time Stop] ability from my [Ero Crest], or maybe it's because of how strong I am compared to Gaspar...
"Not bad," I said, extending my hand like nothing was wrong. "But you've got a hell of a lot of training ahead of you."
"And I'm not gonna let you slack off."
Gaspar shook like a leaf. His fists clenched. His breathing hitched. Then, slowly, hesitantly even, reached out and took my hand.
Tears brimmed in his eyes. "…Thank you…"
I squeezed firmly. "Save the waterworks, Gaspy-boy. You'll need them for someone else soon enough."
-creak…!-
The door opened.
Rias Gremory stepped in first, all crimson hair flowing with her soft blue-green eyes, and her Kuoh Academy uniform clinging elegantly to her flawless voluptious figure.
And beside her...
---Valerie Tepes.
She looked like she'd stepped out of a fairytale coffin. Pale, almost luminous, with long golden hair spilling down her back, and a simple white dress making her seem even more fragile.
Her crimson eyes, soft and tired but alive, locked instantly on Gaspar.
Gaspar's lips trembled. "…V-Valerie…?"
Her voice was fragile, but warm. "…Gaspar."
He bolted forward, clutching her like his life depended on it as he sobbed loudly as he buried his face in her shoulder.
Valerie wrapped her arms around him, stroking his silver hair gently. Her own eyes shone with faint tears.
I leaned against the wall, arms crossed, letting the scene play out.
…Yeah. It felt good being the good guy.
Rias stepped up beside me as her lips curved into a soft smile.
"Told you I'd do my part," I muttered, keeping my tone casual.
"Yes, you did." Rias replied.
"See? Doing good feels good. Case in point: me. Absolute paragon of virtue." I said as I threw an arm around her shoulder as we stepped out.
Rias giggled, shaking her head. "You? Maybe. But I don't know about any absolutes when it comes to you…"
"Oh, ye of little faith." I sighed dramatically.
Meanwhile, in my head?
I'd already called dibs. Valerie Tepes was going to be part of my guild. No ifs, ands, or buts.
"By the way," Rias asked. "Why was Gaspar bottomless?"
"No clue." I whistled innocently.
Once again, there really wasn't anything odd about this whole situation.
Not even the syringes of Valerie's blood(which I recieved consensually), and of Gaspar's blood inside of my pocket.
Totes normales.
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-Several Hours Later-
-Michinaga Mansion-
The night itself seemed to be chasing me home, as by the time I finally made it back to my place, it was all dark outside.
But everything was good.
"Welcome home, Master~"
Sadako floated by the front door, bowing elegantly. Pale hands clasped neatly at her waist, her long, black hair spilling like ink down her maid uniform. Her face was as pale as moonlight, and her eyes carried that uncanny, hollow glint only a ghost maid could pull off without it looking like cosplay.
"Would you like a dinner... a bath... or perhaps.... me?"
I blinked as I heard her words. "Did Kuroka teach you that?"
"Yes." She replied with a straight face.
"Well, I'll have them all, eventually. Right now there's something I gotta do." I said as I kicked off my shoes.
Saying that, I made my way deeper into the mansion, with Sadako trailing silently behind me like a particularly polite shadow.
As we reached the library filled with bookshelves and rows of leather-bound tomes and grimoires, I savored the smell of paper and ink thick in the air.
"The kind of place to lounge in a chair with tea, and read. Yummers."
Seeing this, Sadako then attempted to smell the air in the room, before shooting me an unamused look.
"It does not... smell yummy..." Sadako whispered, but I still caught it with my enhanced senses.
Ignoring her, I walked straight to a dusty shelf with books placed haphazardly.
My finger brushed across the spine of an unassuming brown volume titled 'The Encyclopedia on Secret Lairs And Compartments', and then I pulled it slightly...
"Open Sesame..."
-click!-
The sound was followed by the groan of hidden gears. The bookcase shifted, stone grinding against stone, and with a rumble it swung open like a door to reveal the real prize.
My secret lair.
Dimly lit stairway leading down into my mage workshop, the heart of everything I'd built up in this world.
Circles were carved into the floor, glowing faintly with magical inscriptions.
Vials of strange liquids, bundles of herbs, and crystals humming with faint mana. Everything within sight was all meticulously arranged.
Well, not everything.
Strewn about the room, was loads of papers with formulas written on them. Some that I needed, some that I thought I needed but actually didn't. Everything that I had written down was there.
I stepped inside, the stale air wrapping around me. Sadako followed, floating gracefully just behind.
"You may wait here," I told her, shrugging off my jacket and rolling my shoulders. "Make sure nothing goes wrong on the surface while I'm in here."
"Understood... Daichi-bocchan." She bowed.
I gave her a thumbs up, then turned toward the largest ritual circle etched into the stone floor.
My pulse quickened, not from nerves but anticipation.
I quickly injected the syringes of blood into my veins.
Luckily, this was an anime world, so complications and diseases borne from mixing blood wouldn't appear so easily.
"Alright…" I muttered, steadying myself as I took position at the center of the circle. "Time to work on me."
[Body Manipulation]
My body flared with an inner light, every nerve screaming awake, every fiber of flesh alive under my command.
In the vast darkness I could see my body laid out in a 3D layout, as all the options were presented to me to modify.
Bones, muscles, blood vessels—all of it was a living instrument, and I was both conductor and violin.
And this time, I wasn't aiming to save or fight.
I was aiming to refine my beauty of my temple, which is my body.
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Next Chapter: 032: Ecchi Young Man Enhances Himself And Prances About!
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Trivia Time! (Againx31!!)
Did you know(ofc)
Seiyuu Time!
As for Seiyuu/VA's we have...
Ayane Sakura (JP) Who also voices:
Ochako Uraraka & Reiko Yanagi (MHA) Remember how the original MHA ending did so much damage it spawn hundreds of NTR memes? God. Anyways, Reiko is cute, I guess.
Yotsuba Nakano (Quintessential Quintuplets) cutie-pie :3
Gabi Braun (AOT) Annoying asf.
Secre Swallowtail (Black Clover) When will one of the best new-age Shounens return?
Haru Onodera (Nisekoi) Best girl. One of the most dissapointing manga endings I ever read.
Fiona Frost/ Nightfall (SpyXFamily) Let's be honest. She is not getting together with Loid.
Minami Fuyuki (Hokkaido Gals Are Super Adorable) Hokkaido propaganda. Osaka gals are the best. (But yes, they are adorable)
Aira Shiratori (Dandadan) Holy crap this series blew up.
Solution Epilson (OVERLORD) Who doesn't like slime girls?
Levi Kazama (Trinity Seven) nin-nin~
Tsubaki Suwabe (Your Lie In April) hot take. Tsubaki is an alright character.
Iroha Isshiki (OREGAIRU) slightly hotter take. Iroha is an alright character.
Nao Tomori (Charlotte) Great anime, could've been longer. 12 eps are not enough to flesh out this kind of story. banger op btw.
Mozuku Kunato (Knights of Sidonia) Tsutsomu Nihei is a genius. Read Blame!.
Suzuka Dairenji (Tokyo Ravens) that one cute blond drill hair with the 'scary' gesugao smile.
Natsumi Koshigaya (Non-Non Biyori) love it. it's actually impossible to screw up a slice-of-life anime badly.
Silvia Lautreamont (Dragonar Academy) Seriously, 2010-2018 was the time for battle-academy-harem anime adapted from Light Novels!
And!!!!
Alison Viktorin (ENG) Who also voices:
Kuroko Shirai (A Certain Magical Index) Annoying but in a funny way for me. Her powers are interesting to watch tho.
Yuu Kashi (My First Girlfriend Is A Gal!) This series really had that old school harem anime vibe.
Shouta Magatsushi (Dragon Maid) shouta=shota!!!! Coincidence?!
Naru Kotoishi (Barakamon) One of the best anime of 2014, and I say this knowing the oscar worthy lineup of 2014. Also has one of the best anime op of 2014.
Conan Edogawa (Detective Conan) Holy moly.
Karara (Sgt.Frog) Now this is a classic(modern day clasic)
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