"I am a very pure person!" Sitting in an ice cream shop beside the computer market, Wang Dahai adjusted his gold-rimmed glasses and introduced himself to his junior sister, "For example, many men enjoy watching adult films, but I don't like them!"
"Really?" His beautiful junior sister, eating ice cream, looked up in surprise. After all, in this day and age, men who don't watch adult films are rarer than men who don't smoke.
"Of course!" Wang Dahai angrily waved his fist, striking a pose as if sighing to the heavens, "Overall, I absolutely despise watching adult films! These vile products, like a flood of locusts, poison the younger generation!"
Such a patriotic and selfless lament! At this moment, Wang Dahai had completely taken on the persona of a righteous hero, almost reciting the famous line, "A true hero serves the country and the people."
His passionate display immediately earned the respect of his junior sister, who had been somewhat distracted earlier. She even overlooked the flirtatious glint in her eyes.
But just as Wang Dahai attempted to extend his hand, she suddenly seemed confused and asked, "But that's strange! Senior Brother, when I visited your dormitory last time, I saw you were downloading..."
In an instant, Wang Dahai staggered, but he quickly regained his composure, his face solemn as he declared, "Xiao Ling, you're absolutely right! I've seen them before. Whenever the night falls and everything is quiet, I calmly open my computer and search for downloads!"
"Uh..." The image of a pure man she had held onto suddenly crumbled, leaving Xiao Ling speechless with disbelief.
Before she could process it, Wang Dahai slammed the table and stood up abruptly, declaring, "But when I watch those films, I do so critically, with hatred, driven by the righteous indignation that lies deep within a person with a conscience!"
His vigorous gestures made him seem like a revolutionary propagandist. In fact, his voice was so loud that everyone in the ice cream shop turned to look.
Embracing the grandeur of the moment, Wang Dahai continued to passionately declare, "Yes, that's right! I watch—to see how the ugly Japanese pornography industry transforms beautiful, youthful women into those vulgar adult stars!"
"Is this guy insane?" Several customers spit out their cold drinks, while many others exchanged bewildered glances, suddenly wondering if they should call a mental hospital.
But Xiao Ling didn't see it that way. Looking at the solemn Wang Dahai, she gazed at him with adoring eyes and softly said, "Senior Brother Wang, you are the purest person I've ever met! Let's not talk about this anymore, I've recently set my sights on an LV handbag, could you…"
It was clear—once she got her LV bag, Xiao Ling would become just as pure.
However, Wang Dahai wasn't planning on spending any money, so he tried to steer the conversation away, "And as for those—Muto Ran, Yoshizawa Aimi, Aoi Sora, Matsushima Kaede, Kamiyahime, Ozawa Maria, Takagi Maria... I don't recognize a single one, never even heard of them!"
He rattled off the names of dozens of adult film stars without pausing for breath, sounding like he could be performing a comedy routine.
Xiao Ling was already laughing awkwardly, but she was still trying to steer the conversation back to the LV bag. Just then, Wang Dahai asked, "Xiao Ling, do you know of Nanbo An?"
"Huh? Who is she? An actress?" Xiao Ling blinked innocently, her face filled with confusion as she looked up.
"Never heard of her?" Wang Dahai stared at her, testing her once more, "What about Iijima Ai, Hoshino Hikari, Suzumiya Tomoka... do you know them?"
"No! Why do you keep asking these strange questions?" With that pure expression still on her face, Xiao Ling stood up in annoyance, as though preparing to leave.
"It's nothing, I was just asking!" Wang Dahai let out a light sigh and immediately stopped her, "Alright, let's go buy your LV bag... by the way, do you know Sakai Noriko?"
"Huh? Did she also make adult films?" Lost in thoughts of her LV bag, Xiao Ling almost blurted out the words unconsciously.
At that moment, the entire shop went silent. Everyone froze in place, as if turned to stone.
A few seconds later, Wang Dahai burst into tears and stormed out, his angry voice echoing in the cool breeze, "Xiao Ling, you're not pure after all, you don't deserve someone as pure as me!"
And so, Xiao Ling's LV bag was left to drift away in the wind, while Wang Dahai, consumed by the pain of heartbreak, sprinted toward the computer market—the sacred ground for many nerds, a place where one could seek solace for their soul.
Of course, entry into this holy ground wasn't so easy. One had to first pass the test of the guardians—ordinary-looking men who roamed around the market, their sharp eyes scanning the world.
Then, once a lucky soul was deemed worthy by the gods… these guardians would quickly approach and whisper mysteriously, "Boss, need a movie?"
"I do!" Out of respect for the gods, Wang Dahai would always nod without hesitation in these moments, even though he could easily have gone home and downloaded it.
Over time, he even built a friendship with the guardians and earned the legendary divine favor—20% off!
But strangely, today's situation seemed odd. Wang Dahai had circled the market twelve times without encountering any guardians.
It seemed that the familiar faces he usually traded with had mysteriously vanished.
Could it be that the long-feared "harmonization demon king" had finally launched an attack, and all the guardians had perished?
"It can't be! Even so, the seeds of the gods must still be here!" Wang Dahai looked up at the dazzling light, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and decided to make a few more rounds.
Clenching his fist, he resolutely told himself that the legendary artifact, Aoi Sora, was surely hidden somewhere in this vast crowd...
"Uncle, do you want to buy a movie?" A sudden, clear voice interrupted Wang Dahai's thoughts.
In his astonished gaze, a little girl in a pink dress, hands behind her back, blinked her large, adorable eyes, "Uncle, if you want a movie, I have some!"
"Uh... I don't want cartoons!" After a moment of shock, Wang Dahai shook his head in disbelief. Even Hentai cartoons wouldn't do.
But before he could turn away, the little girl grabbed his sleeve, smiling, "It's not a cartoon! Nono said that only creepy people like you would buy these types of movies... though, Xun'er doesn't know what kind of movie it is!"
"Creepy? What's creepy about me?" Wang Dahai suddenly became angry, feeling his pride wounded.
But then he immediately realized the little girl's intent—it seemed that due to the recent crackdown, adult film dealers had hired young girls to sell the films.
Clever! It was such a great idea—who would have thought that a little girl would be selling such films?
"Indeed, the wisdom of the masses is limitless!" He thought, no longer concerned with his pride, and immediately decided to follow her.
A few minutes later, he followed the little girl into a narrow alley. Next to the wall stood a closed iron door, and conversation was coming from behind it.
"Uncle, wait a moment!" The little girl gently knocked on the door, smiling, "Nono, I found a customer!"
"Very good! Very good!" After a moment of silence, a strange voice suddenly sounded, "Xun'er, go wait outside! Whoever it is, just tell us what kind of film you need, and we'll burn it for you!"
In fact, Wang Dahai had already tried pushing the door open, but it wouldn't budge.
Hearing the voice's inquiry, he froze for a moment, then asked, "I mean... you guys can't be... joking, right? Now you're burning the films? How long is that going to take?"
Rolling his eyes in disdain, Wang Dahai couldn't help but shake his head—based on his many years of experience, he could tell that Nono was clearly a rookie, and what kind of good films could a rookie have?
"Forget it, I'm not buying anymore!" With a deflated sigh, Wang Dahai turned to leave.
But just then, a laptop fell from the sky, landing perfectly in his hands. "Quit complaining, just open it and take a look. Don't bleed from your nose!"
The voice seemed magical. Though he had already turned away, Wang Dahai, inexplicably, opened the laptop.
Seconds later, he gasped, his mouth agape in astonishment as though his jaw might dislocate from the shock.
Oh my god, this world is too crazy! It's not unusual to find adult films on a laptop, but what's strange is that someone had filled the entire hard drive with them!
Not only that, but the films were categorized by actor, genre, and origin, with detailed indexes and summaries.
What's more, the entire hard drive's content was in a unified format, and all the files had been compressed to the smallest possible size.
In that moment, Wang Dahai teared up, overwhelmed with admiration. This was beyond belief!
To collect so many films would take a lifetime, but the categorization… heaven! This