"Ok then, we have a deal."
They shook hands virtually.
The Dark Rizzards would make the Sperm Bank possible, and Desmond would pay for the privilege.
Desmond had drove a... (rock) hard bargain at first. 100 bucks per successfully birthed kid. Any more and he may as well just pay for pleasure, he reasoned.
As for what happened to the children and mothers... well what did he care? They were alive, kicking, and nature - the principle of survival of the fittest - would kick in, doing the work for him!!!
He just wanted the results.
"100 is too low. We want 1000." Itvasme pretended to bargain, to make it more realistic. In truth, she was itching to kill off this egotistical fool.
Survival of the fittest indeed.
Desmond had calculated. His true intended budget was 1000 but he had lowballed it in order to save a bit on the deal.
"...500."
"696.9" Itvasme countered randomly.
"Done."
And so it happened.
Immediately, the Dark Rizzard Alliance was notified of the quest on the job board.
"Client D**** P**** has requested... offspring. He will pay $696.9 per successful birth.
The Dark Rizzard Alliance will take 50% commission, and each successful completion will receive contribution points which may be traded for benefits.
I look forward to hearing of your success."
The Dark Rizzards, all capable, and ruthlessly results focused, understood the mission. The commission money was one thing, but the true benefit lay in the contribution points, which allowed them access to incredible treasures, opportunities, and favours which an individual would be hard-pressed to have access to alone.
Of course, Itvasme was planning on having enough success until Desmond went broke, and then assessing the results of the sperm-bank scheme. If it proved successful, then the Dark Rizzards would add it as a perk in the D****** server, a positive feedback loop and win-win as far as they were concerned.
The question was, how much was Desmond worth?
He was a billionaire, meaning he was worth around at least 2 000 000 000 dollars.
Doing the math, this meant he could successfully fund 2869852.20261 children. She reluctantly rounded it down, she never liked to leave money on the table, but it couldn't be helped.
Ok, so approximately 2 869 852 children - or the equivalent of a country like Jamaica.
Not bad.
But the question was now a matter of logistics. Did he have enough sperm for the job?!
One load contained a theoretical 30 million motile spermatozoa.
So... it was theoretically possible. All they needed now were the eggs, the methods, and then, well they would cook up the omelettes...