Egg Banks. This was exactly what the Dark Rizzards were looking for. They didn't care about quality one iota - instead, well... they just wanted to meet their quota...
Get paid, and gain contribution points!!!
This was their main goal.
They had the client's sperm samples.
Now... where exactly could they find egg banks...?
The problem seemed like a tough shell to crack on the surface, but luckily, a quick Googlé search later, the prospects of success were looking good - no, better than good...
Indeed, they were looking rather... Eggcellent...
Hehehe...
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*A few days later*
BREAKING NEWS: Egg-Bank Bandits Poach Eggs...
By George Lazer
On Thursday the 1st of April, a dozen Egg Banks were plundered, in a heist that can only be described as a downright security scramble.
The masked marauders left nothing to chance, beating the laboratory defences, and whisking away ova 2 million eggs... leaving the Egg Banks positively shell-shocked.
Police are yolking themselves with the task of tracking down the thieves...
Anyone with information is advised to get cracking on letting the relevant authorities know.
Other similar institutions are currently walking on eggshells...
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Sally frowned as he surveyed the headlines.
These people... they were... poaching eggs?!
This was a potential issue, particularly considering that this was one of her future plans as part of the "Endless Freedom" Project.
She didn't want such precious commodities egg-scaping in such a manner...
What could they do?
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"Auntie... what should we do about these Egg Bank Bandits?"
Sally knew this was an important matter, and accordingly make sure to discuss the situation with Empress Bing Qi Ling.
Empress obviously wasn't pleased to hear of the Egg Bank thefts, which would be a future risk to the Anti Rizz Realm plans should Sally's own Egg Bank become a target of thievery.
...At the same time, it was important to look at... the sunnier side of things.
The thieves clearly were people of... culture.
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Imagine you are sitting on a gold mine that everyone wants to steal.
Of course, it is a little worrying that people might try to mine away your gold, but at the same time, it is also kind of a good thing to have a gold mine.
This was the situation that Sally found herself in.
Security was one thing. But the most important thing was to utilise and fully actualise the value of the gold mine in a way that they wanted and in a responsible and highly prudent way.
The only question was - what was this way, and what did it involve...?!