"This isn't me! This person isn't me! He's from another world!"
"Everyone knows that, right? He's not me! Say something, he's not me!"
"Complain! Yes, that's the word, I'm complaining! This guy is ruining my image!"
...
Thor himself seemed to have been struck by lightning, pointing at the big screen and yelling incessantly, wishing he could rush into the screen and kick that fat guy to death. What
the hell are you doing, you idiot?
How did you get so fat?
You've completely disgraced me, the mighty God of Thor!
I'm too ashamed to show my face.
"Oh, I really didn't expect Thor to get this fat. This has completely shattered my impression of God."
Scott Lang couldn't help but shiver, looking at Thor with an incredulous gaze.
"Why are you looking at me like that? That person isn't me at all!" Thor felt uneasy under Scott Lang's gaze and couldn't help but shout angrily.
"I have to say, after seeing that big fat guy, I can't look Thor the same way anymore," Strange said honestly.
"Actually, it's not so bad, Mr. Thor. You just have a big belly, the rest... well, I can't make this up anymore, that big fat guy is really awful."
Peter Parker shook his head repeatedly.
"It's such a pity that we can't use our phones in the quiz space," Tony Stark said with regret, sighing repeatedly. "Otherwise, this scene would be such a memorable and treasured moment."
"Hey you guys, enough already?" Thor was about to hit someone.
"Good heavens, guys!"
On the screen,
Thor saw the Hulk and Rocket Raccoon and shouted happily, rushing over to give them a big hug.
It was clear that Thor was genuinely happy to see these two.
"Hulk, you should know my friends Mick and Cog, right?"
Thor then happily introduced his other two friends to the Hulk and Cog.
Everyone could see that in the corner, on the sofa, sat a rock man and a "bug."
Everyone hadn't seen the bug, but they remembered the rock giant.
It was the same rock giant who had discussed the profound question of "taking off your clothes and riding a hammer" with Thor in the arena on Sakaar.
No one expected that these two would actually be living with Thor.
"Hey, everyone!"
"Long time no see, guys!"
The rock giant and the Hulk greeted each other.
"The beer's in the barrel, and you can log into the Wi-Fi yourselves, no password needed," the rock giant warmly welcomed the Hulk and Rocket Raccoon.
Judging from their tone, they'd been "living" with Thor for quite some time.
After saying that, the rock giant put his headset back on and continued playing his game with complete focus.
"What kind of life is Thor living?" Scott Lang couldn't help but mutter aloud.
The title mentioned Thor's constant drinking and decadence, so everyone knew Thor was bound to be quite decadent, but no one expected him to be this decadent.
Staying cooped up indoors all day, surfing the internet, watching TV, playing games, drinking beer…
only venturing out for "supplies" when the beer runs out—this isn't just being lazy, it's downright wasting your life!
"This guy!"
Even Thor himself couldn't stand it anymore, pointing at the large, fat man on the screen, "He's a disgrace to Asgard! He doesn't deserve the title of Thor!"
"I despise him!"
"Heh!" Everyone laughed silently.
On the screen…
"Thor!"
the Thing yelled, pointing at the game screen in front of him. "He's here again! That kid on TV just called me an idiot again."
"Master Beginner."
"Yeah, Master Beginner 69."
"I've had enough!"
Thor snatched the Thing's headset and started cursing at him. "Master Beginner, still Thor, the God of Thunder, listen to me, buddy, if you don't quit the game right now, I'll fly to your house, storm into your basement where you're hiding, rip off your arm, and shove it up your ass!"
"Yeah, cry! Go cry to your dad, you little brat!"
After cursing, Thor handed the headset back to the Thing, adding with unparalleled arrogance, "If he dares to mess with you again, you tell me, understand?"
"Thanks, I will." The Thing put on the headset with satisfaction and continued playing the game.
"What would you two like to drink? I have beer, tequila, everything!" Thor then began to serve the Hulk and the Thing.
As he spoke, he skillfully opened a bottle of beer and gulped it down.
"Hey buddy, are you alright?" The Hulk couldn't stand it anymore and finally asked.
"Of course, I'm fine. What's wrong? Do I look like I'm not?" Thor retorted matter-of-factly.
"You look like melting ice cream," Rocket Raccoon offered a vivid analogy.
"Master of sarcasm" Tony Stark wholeheartedly agreed, nodding repeatedly.
Rocket Raccoon's sharp tongue truly resonated with Tony Stark.
"Are you two here to have fun?" Thor's voice continued, as he casually glanced at the Hulk and Rocket Raccoon.
"We need your help. We might have a chance to fix everything!" The Hulk stated his purpose to Thor.
"The TV? This has been tormenting me for weeks." Thor pointed to the television in front of the living room.
"It's Thanos," the Hulk explained.
Thor, as if struck by lightning, instantly lost his smile, his face turning cold.
It's clear how much damage Thanos's actions against Thor and Asgard inflicted on him.
Based on the clues we have so far, it's not hard to guess that when the Hulk says "fix everything," he most likely means going back in time to collect the Infinity Stones.
Therefore, the timeline of this footage was naturally deduced.
This event occurred five years after Thanos snapped his fingers.
This period isn't extremely long, but it's certainly not short either.
How long does it take for a god to become a 300-pound fat man?
Five years is enough.
On the screen,
Thor, after a moment of stunned silence with a grim expression, turned around,
grabbed the Hulk, and exclaimed excitedly, "Don't mention that name to me!"
"That's right, we don't usually mention that name here." The Stone Man walked over and solemnly reminded the Hulk.
"Please take your hand away." The Hulk tugged twice before finally pulling Thor's hand away. "I know that guy might scare you."
"How could I be afraid of that guy? I killed him, remember? Who else here killed that person? Korg, tell everyone, who chopped off Thanos's head?"
"Stormbreaker?"
"Who swung Stormbreaker?"
"I understand, you're heartbroken." The Hulk walked up to Thor. "I've been through it too. Do you know who helped me out of my daze?"
"Natasha?" Thor asked, his eyes glazed with drunkenness.
"It was you! You helped me!" The Hulk looked at Thor with a serious expression.
"Then go ask the Asgardians down there how much my help was worth." Thor pointed dejectedly out the window.
"I think we can bring them back." The Hulk interjected.
"Shut up! Stop talking, okay?"
Thor clearly didn't believe it at all. "I know you think I'm just wallowing in self-pity, waiting for someone to rescue me, but I'm fine, okay? We're all fine."
"That's right, buddy, we're fine!" The two Things immediately chimed in.
"So, whatever suggestions you have, I'm not interested, I don't care, I don't care at all!" Thor continued. "Goodbye."
"We need you, buddy!" the Hulk said in a deep voice.
"There's beer on the ship," Rocket Raccoon added.
"What kind of beer?" Thor asked casually.
The scene froze there.
Obviously, Thor was about to leave the ship with the Hulk and Rocket Raccoon.
Thor wasn't leaving because of Rocket Raccoon's comment about beer; it was undoubtedly because the Hulk needed Thor's help.
Although Thor outwardly appeared completely indifferent, when faced with a way to save everyone, he couldn't remain unmoved... could he?
"It's obvious that after Thor 'came out of hiding' with the Hulk and Rocket Raccoon, he must have gone back in time to collect the Infinity Stones,"
Captain America said, making a basic judgment.
He didn't elaborate on how he made this judgment, but with so much relevant information, it was practically obvious.
Six Infinity Stones.
There are only a few members in the Avengers.
Thor must be one of them, without a doubt.
Moreover, Thor was present when the Hulk snapped his fingers, which is even stronger evidence.
"Let's break it down
," Strange said. "Stark and Rogers got the Space Stone and the Mind Stone, Natasha and Barton got the Soul Stone, and the Hulk got the Time Stone, so that leaves the Reality Stone and the Power Stone."
"I guess Thor went back to Asgard to retrieve the Reality Stone, right?"
This was a logical deduction.
Everyone already knew that the Reality Stone was actually the Aether particle.
The Aether particle once resided within Jane Foster, but Thor unintentionally brought it back to Asgard,
thus attracting the Dark Elves.
Even Thor's mother was killed by Malekith, the leader of the Dark Elves.
While it's unclear how Thor ultimately killed Malekith in the main universe, or where the Aether particle ultimately ended up,
the Reality Stone's connection to Thor is so deep that he is naturally the best candidate to return and retrieve it.
As of now, regarding the mission to collect the Infinity Stones, the trajectories of five stones are largely known.
Only the Power Stone remains a mystery.
The most suitable candidate would be Star-Lord.
However, unfortunately, Star-Lord died in Thanos' snap. Therefore, the second most suitable candidate naturally falls to Rocket Raccoon.
After all, Rocket Raccoon is Star-Lord's teammate and fought alongside him against Ronan because of the Power Stone.
[Question: Which of the following actions led to John Walker, the second Captain America, being stripped of his Captain America title?]
[A. Beating someone to death in the street while using his Captain America identity]
[B. Failing to complete the mission to capture the Flagbreakers, causing dissatisfaction among higher-ups]
[C. Resigning voluntarily, feeling unworthy of the Captain America honor]
[D. His possession of the Super Serum being exposed]
[Friendly Reminder: Correct answers will be rewarded with the skill "Wind Family Spirit Control";
incorrect answers will
result in the random deduction of one attribute, including but not limited to knowledge, experience, skills, possessions, etc.] As the group was discussing, a series of notification sounds interrupted their conversation.
A new question appeared.
"John Walker has been stripped of his Captain America title again?"
Captain America exclaimed in surprise, frankly, this result was somewhat unexpected.
"Heh, this is truly unexpected,"
Peter Parker remarked, equally astonished. "While I don't particularly like Captain America, his removal is quite a surprise."
Not only Captain America and Peter Parker, but everyone else present shared the same sentiment.
The selection process for someone like Captain America, a face of America, must have been extremely cautious, carrying significant weight and involving complex power struggles from all sides.
To a certain extent, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to call it a political contest.
In this situation, regardless of the outcome, once the dust settles, unless he resigns like Steve Rogers, how could he be removed from office?
Wouldn't this be tantamount to those high-ranking American officials contradicting themselves?
Wouldn't this be inviting public ridicule and condemnation?
It's worth noting that the United States enjoys a high degree of freedom in criticizing the government.
"It seems something major has happened," Thor said solemnly.
This was quite obvious. The only question
was, what exactly was this major accident? That required careful analysis from the participants present.
Everyone turned their attention to the options on the large screen.
A quick glance left them all bewildered.
Captain America beat someone to death in the street?
What the hell?!
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