"What do you mean by get rid of?" I asked.
Did the church really send these idiots here to try to kill the devil kings while I'm here? Nah, they must have come here to warn the devil kings like how I used to do.
Kira chuckled, "Oh, we got an order from the higher up to eliminate all of the devil kings, but I think it will be a little difficult to do now that we know you're allies with the devil kings." Kira uttered.
Difficult?! I know he was young, but I didn't know he had dementia too.
I smirked, "Difficult? I think the word you're looking for is impossible, Kira. Now that I'm allied with the devil kings, I won't let you harm them."
"You really think you can stop me? Well, you're dead wrong." Kira replied.
Oh, he's a cocky one, or did he smoke some bible scriptures again?
"Hey, Liam, is your teammate high off the Bible chapter again? Because he really thinks that he can defeat me."
Belphegor and the other started laughing out loud.
"Are you mocking me, Tsukiko?"
Duh, are you blind, too, while having dementia?
"I'm not mocking you, I'm just asking a rhetorical question, Kira." I laughed.
"You know I'm sick of hearing your voice, let's fight!" Kira yelled.
"Mammon, can you go and dig, let's see, umm, 1-2-3-4 5 6 7 8 9, dig nine holes in the back?" I asked.
Every one of the church crusaders started trembling after they heard what I just said.
"Why are you asking a devil king to dig nine holes for? Do you think you can beat us?" Kira laughed.
I know you have dementia, but how can you forget that when someone dies, they get buried in a hole?
"I don't think I can, I know I can. Beating you guys will be like a mundane task to do." I muttered.
"Let's see about that. I call you now, holy sword Type X Ascalon!" Kira yelled.
Suddenly, Type X Ascalon appeared in his right hand. Pahahahahaha, did he really just summon Ascalon to fight me? Now I definitely know he has dementia.
I laughed, "Do you really think you can defeat me with a weak sword as Type X Ascalon? You know what? I'll make it easier for you; I won't use my holy swords, my skills, my abilities, or spells. I'm going to only use my hands to beat you." I replied.
To be honest, I can head butt him and kill him but I didn't want his blood to stain my hair. So I'm going to use my hands.
He smirked, "Ok, fine by me, if you want to die quickly."
Kira took his ultimate sword stance skill then charged at me. He was moving so slowly that I used Flashstep to go to my room, changed into my battle outfit, and stole... I mean, borrow some food from the kitchen, eat the food, use the restroom, then come back before the devil kings realize that it's just an afterimage they're seeing.
After doing all that, he finally reached closer to his striking range, but before he could think about swinging his sword, I grabbed Ascalon, punched him in the stomach. He died instantly, then his body fell to the floor.
"Is it over already? I know you're weak but I thought you could handle the weakest punch I could throw." I asked.
The crusaders looked in disbelief after seeing Kira get defeated by one punch.
"How did you react to Kira's ultimate sword stance! That should be undodgeable!" Liam shouted.
Undodgeable?! If you call that undodgeable, what would you call my ultimate sword stance with Holy Royal Sword Cailburn?
"Are you guys stupid or something? I didn't dodge anything? That attack was so slow and weak, I didn't need to dodge it." I laughed.
"I think because of my absence from the church, you forgot who I am. I'm the only one who battled with all of the heroes at the same time and came victorious within seconds!" I roared.
That's actually true. When it was my 18th birthday, all of the heroes from different churches came to fight me together, but I ended up easily winning with Excalibur.
"You guys are nothing compared to Hero Leo, who's your captain. If he were the one fighting me, I think I would break a sweat, but I would've defeated him in like two to three seconds. Maybe one if I go for the kill." I chuckled.
"Kira, get up and let's finish him off together!" Liam shouted.
"You're definitely a moron, Kira is dead. Stone cold dead, and so will you guys too."
The shocked expressions on their faces were priceless after hearing that Kira was dead.
"Th-th-that's a lie, Kira can't be killed by a mere punch!" Someone else shouted.
I know it's a mere punch, but it's a mere punch from me.
"If you think he's not dead, use your judgment to see if he's alive, then," I replied.
After they used the judgment skill on Kira and saw that his status isn't showing, they'll fall to their knees, except for Liam.
"You monster, you said you weren't going to use a skill to kill Kira, but you used the berserk skill to kill him!" Liam shouted.
Did he just accuse me of cheating? Although the church was my enemy, I will never go back on my word.
"Berserk skill? You really think I would use a skill to defeat that weakling? I don't need to use any of my skills, spells, or abilities to kill you all."
"Hey, Tsukiko, can you leave these guys for us? They came for our head, so why not have some fun with them?" Satan asked.
"Wait satan, you have the swordsman skill like Lucifer, right? Here, take this sword and practice with it." I replied.
"Wait, Tsukiko, you know I can't touch a holy sword, right? It would burn me if I touch that thing!" He yelled.
Did he forget everything I taught him already?
"It won't be a problem, remember you can turn your reverse grace into grace so it's ok if you touch the sword."
"Oh yeah, I forgot I can do that." He chuckled.
Yup, I was right. He did forget about it.
As I was about to give satan one of the lower-class holy swords, which is called Type X Ascalon, we had an unexpected visitor.
"What is the meaning of this? I gave you one of my holy swords and told you to kill the devil kings because it was too easy for me to do, and you guys couldn't kill one of them!" William shouted.
"I'm so sorry, Hero William, the reason why we didn't kill them yet is because of the former hero, Tsukiko! He killed Kira." Liam uttered.
The hero William is one of the church's heroes. Back when I was a part of the church, Hero William always tried to push his mistakes on me because he knew the church wouldn't punish me. I hated him and thought of many ways to beat him up, and now that I'm not a part of the church anymore, I have my golden opportunity.
I chuckled, "Look who it is, my old friend William. How are you doing now that you don't have me there to dump your mistakes on?" I asked.
William turned around and finally realized that I was standing there.
"Oh, just look how it is, my dear friend Tsukiko." He chuckled. "Don't tell me that after Michael exiled you, you joined these scum bags?" He asked.
"That a vile mouth he has for a hero." Belphegor laughed.
"And if I say I join the devil kings, what would you do about it?" I asked.
He smirked, "Oh, I wouldn't do anything, because I didn't get the orders to execute you from the higher-ups."
Every god damn minute he opens his mouth, he has to say something to piss me off. Back in the days when I was a part of the church, when he made a mistake, he pushed all of the blame on me and dared to criticize me about his mistakes.
"Anyway, why are you holding my holy swords? Don't tell me that you came here to take my precious sword and to add it among your worthless holy swords?" William asked.
I forgot that he was the user of this version of Ascalon.
"Can you shut up? Your voice screeches like crows." I muttered.
I remember one of the females calling him crow mouth, so that's why I said that.
"Excuse me, I asked you a question and a scum bag such as yourself should answer my question!" He shouted.
I sighed, "Hey, can you tell Mammon to dig another hole?" I asked a castle imp.
"Sure, I'll tell him right away."