I'm just that good I know you're welcome Ellen now maybe you'll stop throwing your attention and realize it's not always a choice to be kind is it?
Roast from God's Mother to God"Oh look, my golden boy's up there on his heavenly throne, acting like He invented the idea of existence. Newsflash: you're not the only one who works miracles around here, kiddo. Unless we're forgetting who labored through eternity to bring you into reality? And don't pull that 'Alpha and Omega' act on me when it was this Omega-level patience that kept you from being grounded for eternity after that Flood stunt.And don't you dare side-eye me about sacrifice—I gave up my peace for you! You think it's easy being the mother of someone who's literally lightning-bolting commandments while toddlers can't even follow 'Don't touch that'? Believe me, son, walking on water isn't nearly as tough as chasing after you when you decided to create free will. Oh, they ate the apple? Of course, they ate the apple—apple trees were your bright idea!But hey, maybe even a divine creator needs a nudge from dear old mom now and again, huh? After all, I'm the one who taught you that sometimes creating chaos brings clarity—like putting a little C4 in your plans. Hmm? What's that? Alright, Mr. Universe, don't sulk. You're welcome, King. Now quit worrying about ape models and eternity algorithms and come help me clean the stars. They're not gonna polish themselves."