Angler woke up, his head throbbing and his eyesight blurry. It took a minute before he was fully able to understand that he was even awake.
When he came to, he realized that he was in his house on the floor in front of the front door. His throbbing head felt as if he had been drinking all night, and he stumbled as he tried to stand.
"Nngh! My head! What happened?" He tried to remember everything, but the more he did, the more his head started to hurt.
"Heh, even if I can't remember anything, I know this feeling all too well. Once again, I maintained my spot as the champion of the arena and celebrated my victory with drinks all night. Yup, that's what happened."
"Honey, I'm home!" He shouted, walking toward their kitchen to drink some water...even though there was water all around them.
"Did you see me today? I beat the shit out of my opponents, I think. But I was awesome either way. Sorry for being home so late, out drinking with my pals. You know how things get."
