"Come on, I'm being serious! We're here for room service! We were ordered to clean this place out." Kai tried reasoning with the guards.
"Oh yeah? Clean what out?" A guard asked
"Okay, that's a good question. You see, there have been some people stinking up the place, and we need to get them out." Kai explained.
One of the guards ducked behind the wall. "Dammit! How did he find out that I haven't taken a shower in over a month!"
"Dude, really?"
"No wonder you always smell like shit!"
"Get the fuck away from me, you disease-carrying bitch."
Kai was not talking about that, but it was surprising to hear that someone would go that long without having a proper bath. They could at least clean themselves with a rag from time to time.
"So, are you going to let us in or what?"
"I have to speak to my superiors before I do that. B-But while you're there, can you clean up the mess you made?" The guard asked
