Hundreds of Deadpools in every imaginable form and costume spilled into the street like a chaotic rainbow of mayhem. Though their footsteps lacked coordination, the overwhelming presence they exuded could crush the will of anyone who stood in their way.
They halted about fifty meters from Logan and his group. An eerie silence fell, heavy and sharp like a blade. Time itself seemed to hold its breath.
At the front stood a tall, commanding figure—female Deadpool. Her tight combat uniform accentuated her curves, and her face was half-covered by a battle mask, revealing only her sharp, hawk-like eyes that pierced through the silence with an undeniable dominance.
Her aura radiated leadership and power. Every subtle move—every breath—declared her the undisputed alpha of this Deadpool legion.
Right behind her marched the first row of Deadpools, each seemingly plucked from an alternate reality, their designs jaw-dropping and absurd in equal measure.
There was a tiny Deadpool with a neon-colored water gun.
Next to him toddled Baby Deadpool, bottle of milk in one hand, oversized katana strapped to his back.
Then came Cowboy Deadpool, complete with a wide-brimmed hat, leather vest, riding boots, and a utility belt jangling with every weapon imaginable. His eyes were calm, intense, and his roguish smile suggested a man who'd already calculated every possible outcome of the fight.
A Deadpool in a black robe slowly strode forward next—a solemn figure known as Zen Shi. His hood shrouded his face in shadow, only half revealed, but his exposed eye shimmered with detachment. He looked like someone who had renounced the chaos of the world but carried a staff that glowed with ominous blue light, pulsing with dark resolve.
Another Deadpool appeared—Ronin Deadpool. He wore traditional armor engraved with intricate patterns, each stroke whispering tales of blood-soaked glory. A long sword rested calmly in his hand. He walked with measured grace, his eyes burning with a silent hunger for victory.
Then came Cupid Deadpool, the embodiment of ridiculous charm. Dressed in feathered pink and white, he skipped about holding a comically oversized love bow, eyes scanning for the next poor soul to strike with a metaphysical arrow of affection.
Deadpool 2099 marched in, covered in sleek, futuristic armor, glowing faintly with pale blue light. Unlike the others, he didn't wear the classic black and red suit. His was all chrome—cold, efficient, deadly. A soldier from the future.
Golden Age Deadpool followed. His mask resembled an old gas mask from the World War I trenches. Legend says he became Deadpool after inhaling a hallucinogenic dose of meson gas during trench warfare. No one knew for sure, but the madness in his eyes made it plausible.
Then came Will Deadpool in a football jersey.
Canadian Deadpool waved a maple flag and chugged syrup like whiskey.
Wizard Deadpool spun a wand around, muttering spells that only ever exploded in his own face.
French Deadpool wore a striped shirt and a beret, holding a baguette like a weapon.
And finally… there was Helicopter-Head Deadpool.
He had no body—only a floating head with a bamboo rotor taped to the top.
As for the rest, they all wore the traditional Deadpool gear: black and red, dual katanas, mismatched accessories. The only thing that differed was their body size and energy levels.
"Whoa. So many versions of me! This is amazing!" Hell's Kitchen Deadpool lit up with glee, nearly vibrating with excitement. His eyes locked onto the female Deadpool.
Curves? Blonde hair? Absolute chaos in every footstep?
He was smitten.
"These are all your brothers?" Logan asked, bewildered as he surveyed the army of Deadpool variants.
"Brothers, cousins, clones, alternate versions, drunken hallucinations—honestly, I stopped keeping track," main universe Deadpool muttered. Then he raised his voice, waving his hands. "Okay, okay, what's going on here? I'm the real one! You guys crashing my multiverse now?"
"What are we doing?" the female Deadpool snapped back. "Wanda's about to wipe out the multiverse. We're here to stop her."
"I'll handle it. You guys can go back to your chaos caves or wherever you came from!" main universe Deadpool shouted. "Why the hell is everyone treating my Earth like it's Grand Central Station?"
A burly Deadpool stepped forward from the ranks, dual heavy firearms in hand. "Watch it, punk."
He glared at main Deadpool. "Big Sis is our leader. Disrespect her, and you disrespect all of us!"
Suddenly, dozens of Deadpools raised their weapons—guns, swords, baseball bats, rocket-powered hammers—all aimed at Logan and the group.
The tension snapped tight.
"If you want to reach the Time Variance Authority's main gate, you'll have to go through us first!" the female Deadpool announced.
Logan sighed, eyes narrowing. "Looks like we're not getting into the TVA without a fight."
"I've waited for this moment my whole life!" Deadpool from the main universe grinned. "Finally, my own team-up fight! Like the Avengers, but sexier and more violent."
"Leave Lady Deadpool to me!" Hell's Kitchen Deadpool roared, drawing both swords. "Brothers, today... today I stop being single!"
"Where do you think you're going, monster?!" he shouted, charging full force at the female Deadpool.
Wolverine and the main Deadpool stared at each other, dumbfounded.
Wolverine finally exhaled, slowly reaching for the yellow mask at his waist. He pulled it on, tight over his face.
In that moment, his eyes sharpened. Every sound grew clearer. Every motion slowed in clarity.
"Damn, that's a cool look," main universe Deadpool whistled. "You saving that mask for the climax scene? Or just needed a little drama before slicing and dicing?"
Wolverine didn't answer immediately. His tone was cold steel when he finally did: "I only wear this when I intend to kill."
"…Nice." Deadpool's grin widened.
"So," Wolverine said, claws extending with a snikt, "let's get started."
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