"..."
As the ice covering the door melted, Noa gestured for Lavinia to stay out of sight, seeing as Hypnosis Magic or Suggestion Magecraft seemed to be a staple in these cases.
Opening the door, Noa came face to face to a by the book definition of what a witch would look like, paired with the robe and that pointy ass hat.
The witch was also surprised to see Noa, possibly expecting to see someone who sounded like Lavinia did.
"The fuck are you knocking on my door for, McGonagall?"
Noa narrowed his eyes, looking at the witch.
"...Pardon?"
"Uh... Dumbledore? Harry Potter?" The witch still had a somewhat confused expression.
"Brother..." Noa involuntarily sighed, massaging his temples.
"Ahem..." The witch coughed into her hand, trying to change the flow of conversation that Noa had completely derailed.
"So, why are you knocking on my door in the middle of nowhere? You aren't going to take me and research my abilities or something, right?" Noa narrowed his eyes, his gaze fixated on the witch in front of him.
To the witch's credit, she didn't flinch.
"No, what are you even talking about?" Her eyebrow raised, she looked at Noa like she was looking at a rather special person.
"Then sorry grandma, we're not going anywhere. Shoo, shoo."
Noa ignored the grandma and gave a waving gesture, moving to close the door.
Before the door closed all the way, a thin bare bones hand stopped it. "Wait. Where is the young lady that I was conversing with 30 minutes ago? I would wish to talk to her."
So it seemed that this witch really was targeting Lavinia's Sacred Gear. Well, Noa already guessed that, his paranoid ass combined with knowledge of tropes that he probably shouldn't be referencing, seeing as this was his life now.
"Sorry, but I killed her. You may leave now before I kill you too." Noa dismissed her.
"...You're lying. She's hiding in this shack."
Noa raised an eyebrow. "And what are you planning to do with that information?"
"I heard that an abandoned child was here while walking around, and if she had talent in magic I was planning to nurture her."
"And where did you get this information?" This bitch wasn't trustworthy at all. Maybe Lavinia would follow her without a thought, but with his experience, anyone who comes out of nowhere offering you a chance to learn magic was sus as hell.
It was like a scam email.
"From the nearby town." Noa sighed. It seemed this bitch would just gave vague answers until he relented.
"Sorry, but as the girl's guardian, I say: fuck off." Noa shook his head in disapproval. "You're too old looking and you look suspicious as fuck."
However, the witch had the patience of Buddha. "I just want to help her."
"If you want to help her, then give me some money. That'd be plenty of help." Noa hold out his hands. "We don't need your voodoo bullshit."
That made the witch pause. She had come here from descriptions of a possible Longinus, but this brat was blocking all of her attempts to get a chance to verify it.
Maybe she should just use Suggestion Magic?
Just as that thought appeared, Noa was thinking of blasting her away with a Bankai.
If she was supposed to be kind, where's his cash? She seemed tolerant until now~? Well, the people who seem nice were the most suspicious. Akame ga kill. The ones who know, know.
And if they were in the middle of nowhere, it probably didn't matter if he killed her, right?
Hmm, but her backers... "Old hag, I'll consider it if you answer this question correctly." The witch blinked. A sudden change in mind?
"What faction are you a part of?"
She raised an eyebrow. "While you probably have no idea, I am the Witch of the South of the Wizards of Oz, Glenda."
What group was that? Noa had no clue. That meant she was fine to kill, right? If she was similar to a Magus, she definitely had some skeletons in her closet anyways.
Karma, am I right?
Noa nodded in contemplation.
He raised his head, raising his right hand in a gun pose.
"Bang."
Glenda's entire face was hit with ice in an instant, jagged spikes stabbing into her face, her head popping like a balloon, but instead of blood, the body cracked like it was a wooden doll.
"No blood, huh..." Noa observed as Glenda's body went slack.
Is this bitch supposed to be Aozaki Touko?
"Lavinia, we're heading out." From the corner she was standing in, Lavinia stood up and made her way to Noa. "Did you really have to kill her?" Noa just shrugged.
"Just a gut feeling. She didn't die though, look. No blood." He pointed at the now broken body on the ground.
Lavinia froze, her worry absolutely useless. "Why didn't you tell me earlier...?" Another shrug.
"Skill Issue."
"Now what does that even mean...?"
"You'll know when-" Noa started, but was immediately cut off by Lavinia. "We're the same age."
Hmm...This kid was learning.
"Well, you know the nearest city and the direction?" Lavinia shook her head.
Then where the hell was he supposed to run...? Well with his speed, as long as he ran south, he could probably reach a city sooner or later.
Picking Lavinia up in a princess carry, ignoring her yelp, Noa immediately ran in a random direction.
He could figure out where the fuck south was later.
"Well, we got grandma Diddy after us, and we have no idea what she can do..." Noa mused, speeding out of the shack.
With his skill Furthest Earth, the "Ultimate Way of Walking" holding onto Lavinia, even though it felt like he was just taking a stroll, he was traversing hundreds of meters with a single step, his surroundings changing with every step he took. No wind resistance, no loss of stamina.
Lavinia was bracing for wind resistance, but felt like something was missing. Where was the wind? She slowly opened her eyes, looking at Noa in confusion.
"Noa, why are you just walking...?"
She trailed off, watching as the surroundings were morphing like they were skipping frames in a video, new scenery disappearing as soon as it was seen.
"Hmm?" Noa looked down at Lavinia, who looked flabbergasted. Lavinia blinked, before looking away in embarrassment. "Uh...never mind."
Noa chortled. In just 10 steps he probably traversed more than a kilometer already. Arriving at a mountain peak, he looked around for any signs of civilization.
Unfortunately, he saw nothing other than, surprise, white!
White here, white there, white everywhere!
"What the hell..."
He looked at the sky, seeing as the sun rises in the west and sets in the east or something like that, maybe he could reference the sun. Well what do you know. White clouds.
While he was thinking, he could hear a change in his surroundings. Looking back down, he saw Glenda.
"Well, well, well. Look who we have here. G. Diddy."
Unlike her previous kind facade, Glenda had an expression marred with frustration. "Fine. I'll just kill you and take the girl."
"You're a Villain? Who knew? Wow. So. Surprising." Noa's voice was flat.
Now holding Lavinia with one hand, lugging over his shoulder, ignoring Lavinia's indignant cry, Noa raised his free hand, pointing a finger gun at Glenda.
"Bang."
A stream of condensed ice shot out, but unlike the first time, Glenda raised her staff and teleported a short distance to the side.
"An Ice Type Sacred Gear? I don't see any formulas or magic circles..." She mumbled, teleporting away to dodge another shot by Noa. "How about a truce? Give me the girl and I'll spare your life."
While Glenda looked confident, consecutively using a high computational spell like blink without making a mistake took a large toll in her mana reserves, and the kid looked like he wasn't even breaking a sweat!
"Nah G. Diddy, Lavinia stays with me. And shouldn't you be worrying about yourself?" Another ice shot. Instead of teleporting away, Glenda attempted to counter with a fire ball as it used less mana, but seeing the ice ignore it like it didn't even exist, she belatedly tried to physically move away, causing a small gash to appear on her face.
Noa noticed the blood. "Heh~ So this is your real body? Does teleporting take so much from you?" He teased.
"You...!" Glenda yelled in anger.
"Sorry, what did you say? I can't hear betas."
Glenda clenched her staff as if she was trying to break it.
Without any prompting, A spear of ice much faster than his previous attempts sped towards Glenda, catching her off guard. Her eyes widened.
'He didn't have to do the motion...!?'
Glenda quickly rose her staff to counter it, but with the element of surprise along with the speed, it blew off her left arm, the stump automatically freezing over from the cold haze emanating from the ice spear.
Her face contorted in pain, instinctively dropping her staff wielding hand to grasp at her stump, but Noa sent another ice spear towards her legs, cutting both of them off.
"ACK!"
Glenda fell due to the lack of walking apparatuses to stand with, her face twisted in a permanent expression of agony.
"Yo, calm the fuck down." Noa complained, pointing a finger at Glenda.
What the hell? This bitch was weak as shit.
He didn't even have to use his Noble Phantasm.
Glenda looked at Noa with an expression of utter hatred, screaming. "I'll kill you! I'll kill you!"
"What's happening, Noa?" Lavinia asked, jump scared by the sudden increase in volume. "Nothing. It's PG 15. Maybe when you get older."
He could imagine Lavinia's pout from behind him.
Noa looked at Glenda with a flat expression, after all, she was no longer a threat.
She no longer had the street cred to talk to the strongest guy on the block, not that she had the street cred in the first place, nor was this white hell a block.
"Sit humbled. You are weak."
Noa looked down at Glenda like she was just a bug on the road.
Glenda didn't say anything, glaring at him. She was whispering something he couldn't hear, but it sounded like she was trying to escape or maybe a contingency plan unfortunately for her, he had a hard counter.
Immediately, Noa walked a decent distance away using Furthest Earth, placing Lavinia down and making a makeshift ice igloo.
"I'll be back in like 1 minute." Without giving Lavinia a chance to respond he disappeared, appearing back on the mountain. "Yo G. Diddy, you probably have a lot of contingency plans on escaping, so I'll just destroy your soul. No harsh feelings?"
Glenda looked at him in fury, but she could feel a sense of dread coming from the boy, causing her to pause.
"Heh." Noa looked at Glenda like she was pathetic.
He raised his hand.
"Noble Phantasm: Doomsday Come."
Instantly the surroundings changed from white to black.
"Sorry, G. Diddy, but my version of the afterlife today seems to be a Grim Reaper taking your soul. Unlucky. It could have been heaven."
While he could only use it for a few seconds due to his lack of Mana, a few seconds was all he needed.
In front of Glenda, a floating skeleton appeared in rags as dark as the night sky. In it's hands was a rusted scythe that emanated Death. Glenda instinctually knew that the scythe she was looking at would be her end.
Her methods of cheating death by changing vessels or creating puppets wouldn't work. She understood that if that blade touched her, she would be erased from existence.
She turned pale.
"Wait! I can give you money! You asked for money, right?! I can give you all the money you want! I don't even need the girl! Please spare my life!"
Noa shook his head, an amused smile across his face. How pathetic. She could have just done this earlier.
The Grim Reaper swung down it's blade, slashing though Glenda.
Her cries died.
With his chronic lack of Mana, Noa suddenly felt a wave of exhaustion, but his feet were steady.
"Heh." He couldn't help but laugh.
Shit was too easy!
[Defeated the Witch of the South [Glenda]. You have obtained the Achievement [Defeat of the Yellow Brick Road] +1 Free Pull]
[Killed the Witch of the South [Glenda]. You have obtained the Achievement [Death of the Yellow Brick Road] +3 Free Pulls]
[Killed an important person in the original life of [Lavinia Reni]. You have obtained the Achievement [Destiny Entanglement (Lavinia Reni) - Part I] + 1 Free Pull]
Oh, 5 free pulls for killing G. Diddy? At least his fight was worth it.
He made his way to Lavinia, who looked worried, but jumped when he suddenly appeared.
"Yo."
Lavinia sighed in relief, before frowning. "Why'd you leave me!"
"The thing I was going to kill her with was indiscriminate, what do you want me to do?" Noa drawled, causing Lavinia to pause in thought.
"...So she's dead?"
Noa nodded.
Lavinia sighed in relief but with a faint sense of guilt. The grandma really did seem like a kind person...
"Well, since we left the shack, how about we have some snacks!"
Noa pulled out an Ice Cream and a Parfait. Lavinia froze at the sudden appearance of the food.
He had gave her chocolates yesterday, and today was Ice Cream and a Parfait? Was he obsessed with sweets or something? "I know what you're thinking, but it was like me getting that random dress yesterday. Trust." Noa gave Lavinia a deadpan.
Noa wasn't much for sweet things, and the food that he took out looked like it was dripping syrup. He shivered, just thinking of the taste.
Noa hadn't had anything to eat, so he was hoping he could get something good that wasn't the materialization of pure sugar. Lavinia rose an eyebrow at his expression. "Do you want me to pray to that Goddess again?"
"You read my mind."
Noa kneeled down, and Lavinia put her Ice Cream and Parfait in the snow before following suit.
"My Lovely Goddess Ereshkigal. Please gimme something good."
"My Lovely Goddess Ereshkigal. Please give Noa something good."
"Pull!"
[Noble Phantasm - Flucticulus Diana - C Rank]
A Noble Phantasm?
Ereshkigal really is his goddess! A weapon didn't appear, so he didn't really know what it did, and he didn't feel pain, so he'd just pull the next one. He didn't want Lavinia kneeling for too long.
"Pull!"
[Stat Point (Small) - +0.1 Strength]
Noa clicked his tongue, before backtracking. Stat point increases should actually be normal, it was just cause he was lucky...
"Pull!"
[3 Magic Circuits of C Rank Quality - +3.00 Mana]
Immediately, he felt like his bones turned into a heated iron rod. Noa tensed up his entire body, clenching his teeth. Better not to worry Lavinia.
Thankfully, because of the lesser quality and quantity, the pain wasn't as bad, but it still hurt like a bitch nonetheless.
Noa grit his teeth.
"Pull!"
[Craft Essence - Artisan's Mochi]
Before it could even spawn, Noa immediately shoved it in his inventory. It was an item.
"Pull!"
[Stat Point (Medium) - +1 Strength]
Noa sighed. Did he spend all the luck Ereshkigal could give him?
Seeing Noa get up from his kneeling position to a sitting position, Lavinia followed, picking up her Ice Cream and Parfait. "Did you get something good?"
Noa shook his head. While getting a Noble Phantasm was good, he could instinctively tell that it was another Mana drainer. At that point he could just use the Doomsday Come Noble Phantasm instead.
What's the Origin of Flucticulus Diana?
[Caligula - Origin: Ancient Roman Empire]
The Roman Empire? Did he see him in the Roman Empire Singularity...? The only thing he really paid attention to was the umu woman.
If it's C Rank, than it was rather... mediocre, wasn't it? Or was he just spoiled from all the good rolls he got previously?
What's it do?
[Wide Range Mental Pollution Attack]
Noa sighed into his hands. So it was useless. What was he going to do, fight a war?
The only other thing was Artisan's Mochi and he barely gave that a second glance. But since it was Mochi than it was another fucking sweet.
"Lavinia, back up for a second I'm going to summon some food."
He took the Craft Essence out of the inventory, and a hot Japanese Brazier appeared, with 2 pieces of visually appealing mochi that looked so tasty to the point that even he had to swallow his saliva down.
There's a brazier along with the food? It was like a buy one get one free.
Lavinia gulped down the last of her parfait(how was she eating that fast) and looked at the mochi, transfixed.
"Pause." Before Lavinia could reach out, Noa stopped her.
"You just ate an Ice Cream and Parfait. This is mine." Lavinia looked heartbroken. "Hey! That isn't fair, that was cold food, this is warm food! There's a difference!"
Noa clicked his tongue. He sighed.
"Then let's make a deal: if there's another food that I want, you won't take it."
That made Lavinia pause. Even though the mochi looked tantalizing, what if the next food that Noa wanted was even better...? She could tell that Noa didn't like sweet things, seeing the unhidden disgust he had when he looked at the sweets, so she would probably get all the sweets.
Lavinia begrudgingly backed off, just extending her hands to feel the warmth of the Japanese Brazier.
Noa nodded in satisfaction.
Picking up a mochi, he took a bite, long with a crunch from it's caramelized exterior, the interior stretched out like it was cheese.
A burst of salty and savory flavor entered his mouth. Seeing as this was the only thing he ate in the past day, this was like ambrosia.
He hummed in contentment, ignoring Lavinia's envious expression.
Finishing off the food, Noa took back the brazier into his inventory, to Lavinia's dismay. "Hey!"
Noa raised an eyebrow.
"Partner. We have to find civilization. We can't just stay here waiting for god knows what." He looked at her exasperatedly. That shut Lavinia up.
Noa picked her up in a princess carry, before walking up another mountain.
He looked around for any sense of smoke, lights, anything.
If this was 1993... What even happened in 1993?
He was a classic Gen Z mothafucka.
For all he knew dinosaurs were still roaming the Earth.
"Hey, Lavinia." Lavinia hummed in response. "What country are we in?"
"Ukraine."
Ah... that war struck country...
Well it wasn't the 2020s, so maybe not right now.
If he was in Ukraine, then that meant he was in mainland Europe...
Hmm...
Noa walked to a cave, before putting Lavinia down.
"What happened to looking for civilization?"
Lavinia looked confused. It was still bright outside, so why was he taking a break?
"Look, I don't even know west from south. Let's at least wait until the clouds are gone." Noa explained. He wanted to go south and didn't want to accidentally go north.
Lavinia nodded.
"Then what's for dinner...?"
Noa froze. He wasted all his possible free pulls and no longer had any food other than a can of soda, and that was a fucking drink. He sighed, before making his way out of the cave. "Where are you going?"
"Hunting."
"Then do I just wait here?" Noa nodded, he covered the entrance with ice, leaving some space at the top for ventilation, and had already cleared out the inside of the cave.
"I'll try and teach you how to activate your Sacred Gear when I come back. Lowkey forgot about that." Noa added, causing Lavinia's mood to increase.
She could finally be of help!
--+--
"I-I'm sorry."
Noa kneeled down, looking at the white rabbit that walked up to him curiously.
This was definitely because of his Jewel of the Earth skill. Looking at the adorable rabbit just looking at him. It had to die for him.
"I'm sorry, little one..."
Noa pointed a finger gun at it.
"The least I can do is make it painless."
A needle of ice pierced the rabbit's head, and the rabbit went limp.
Wiping his eyes, Noa's expression changed from sad to excited.
"Well, there's the food for today. Bless my Jewel of the Earth skill~"
[Daily Quest (1/3) Completed: Hunt 1 Animal - +1 Free Pull]
Noa froze.
Daily Quest...?
When was this a thing?! He could have done this yesterday and got extra pulls! From the 1/3, it meant that he could do 3 quests a day, 3 more Free Pulls a day!
"Why the hell didn't you tell me this earlier?!"
[The System had notified that host can get more pulls by completing quests or completing achievements when it had first booted.]
"...I don't know about that..." Noa hummed, looking away from the screen.
How embarrassing.
"Well, then what's all the Daily Quests I can do? Quick!"
[Daily Quests: Refreshes at 11:59 PM]
[Daily Quest - Hunt 1 Animal - +1 Free Pull - Completed]
[Daily Quest - Make a Fire using Wood- +1 Free Pull - Incomplete]
[Daily Quest - Talk to Lavinia Reni for 2 Hours - +1 Free Pull - Incomplete (Progress: 12 Minutes Remaining)]
[Weekly Quest: Refreshes at 11:59 PM, Sunday]
[Weekly Quest - Make the equivalent of 20 USD- +2 Free Pulls - Incomplete]
[Warning: Quests increase in difficulty depending on Host's circumstances.]
The other two Daily Quests were easy to accomplish, but the Weekly Quest... he didn't even have anyone to talk to, let alone sell any products.
He would have to give up the Weekly Quest unless he found civilization and even then, with 2 young and cute(Blegh...) children, some unsavory people might target them. Wait. Couldn't he just counter jump them instead...?
Noa nodded as if he decided on a plan.
He looked at the dead rabbit, before materializing an ice kitchen knife.
--+--
Hmm... The Fire Making Daily Quest was easier than he thought. He just got a dry looking twig and put it in a brazier and the Daily Quest was completed.
"So did you catch anything?"
Noa nodded, showing off his attempt at butchering a rabbit. Lavinia looked at it with disgust. "What is that...?"
"A rabbit." What? Lavinia blinked. That monstrosity was a rabbit? What did Noa do, torture it?
She gave an exasperated expression. "Did you use a knife?" Noa created the knife he used to attempt to butcher it, showing it to Lavinia. Lavinia looked at it dumbfounded.
"Why are you using a classic kitchen knife to butcher an animal..." Lavinia picked up the stick that still had some ashes on the end and drew on the floor. "Make me a knife that looks like this. My dad taught me how to butcher a rabbit."
'A 9 year old learned how to butcher a rabbit...?' Noa thought, incredulous, but still followed Lavinia's instructions and made a more suitable knife.
Noa watched as Lavinia methodically and accurately cut into the rabbit, changing from what seemed to be a torture victim into an actual piece of meat they could eat. Lavinia even drained the blood and removed the intestines.
"I need a kitchen knife now."
She raised her hands, looking at Noa pointedly.
"Yes, ma'am." Placing a kitchen knife in her hands, Lavinia quickly cut it into small cubes so they could place it on top of the brazier. This Craft Essence was way more useful than Noa had imagined it would be.
After she finished, the two gobbled up the tender hare meat as if they were being chased.
"Damn this is fire~" Noa hummed. It was his first actual taste of meat(pause) in a long time.
"Mhm!" Lavinia nodded, her mouth stuffed with food. Since they were still children, there was left overs that Lavinia decided to smoke and make into jerky.
After they finished, The two sat in front of each other.
"So, I told you I'll tell you how to activate your Sacred Gear, right?"
"Mhm!"
"I don't have very good memory, but from what I remember, think of the strongest existence you can imagine, and copy it. I could be wrong. You can already see your Sacred Gear, so all you need is a strong desire to activate it."
Noa bullshitted. Afterall, he hadn't watched this show in fucking forever. But it sounded correct.
But Lavinia nodded in all seriousness.
She stood up and raised her arm, concentrating her imagery, before manipulating her fingers into a finger gun. She pointed it at Noa, and whispered.
"Bang."
*WOOOSH*
Her Doll materialized behind her, and since Noa could see it originally, the only change was that he could feel the wind blowing from the energy emanating from the doll.
He smiled. "Congrats." Inwardly, he was relieved. Thank god he was right.
Also, the strongest existence she could think of was himself? Noa hummed with a smile on his face, like a proud dad.
The Doll stood there for a few more minutes, as Lavinia tried to control it's movement, and eventually Lavinia felt tired, her steps unsteady. As she was about to fall, Noa caught her, watching the Doll dematerialize.
He heard her deep and constant breathing. Unconscious. Well, it made sense seeing as she was only 9 Years Old. The only reason his ice abilities didn't affect him was cause it didn't even use his mana or vitality.
Looking at the dematerialized Doll, Noa had no idea what the name was. But it looked pretty strong. He would even go as far as to say it could be one of the 13 Longinus. Even though he only knew of the Boosted Gear, Divine Dividing, True Longinus, and... that was it. Maybe Lavinia's Sacred Gear was one of the 13 that he didn't know about.
But since she was asleep, he now had 3 pulls to do!
Noa set Lavinia's head on his lap, before pulling out a floatie to rest his back on.
Ereshkigal had forsaken him, or he used all the luck that she could give him.
So who should he ask... ah.
"My glorious Emperor Nero, please bless me with something good!" Noa whispered.
"Pull!"
[Noble Phantasm - Fairy Sword Galatine - Weapon]
Noa held out his hands to a sword materializing in his hands.
While Galatine was in the name, it didn't really feel like Excalibur Galatine... Fairy Sword...?
Oh, was this from the British Lostbelt? While he didn't play all the way up to the Lostbelts, he did know about it because of how critically acclaimed the story was. He had even searched up the servants there, cause their character designs were peak(*cough* Morgan *cough*).
Who had Excalibur Galatine again... Ah it was Gawain. So this is probably Fairy Knight Gawain's sword. But where was the energy?
[While it resembles Excalibur Galatine, it is just one of Barghest's modified horns.]
Noa froze.
So this wasn't even the fucking sword!? It's just an extra hard sword!? It had no special abilities since he wasn't even Barghest... How useless... While it had the Noble Phantasm moniker, it was just a pointy blade.
He put it into his inventory. It was like Cu's Craft Essence. A weapon that was useless to him cause he had no martial abilities to speak of.
Well, at least it looked pretty cool.
The only silver lining it had.
"Pull!"
[Guaranteed OP Ability Card!]
...What?
[In the TYPE/MOON Gacha System, there is a small chance of the character getting an OP Ability Card, which is a guaranteed [Overpowered Ability], with a 100% Chance of getting an EX Rank Stat Increase, Skill, Noble Phantasm, and Experience.]
"Oh? OH! Let's fucking go!" Noa whisper-yelled, shadowboxing but making sure Lavinia didn't wake up.
"Use Card!"
[Servant Skill - Protection of the Faith - EX Rank]
"Oh! Shee... Wait. It was guaranteed what am I excited about?" Noa mumbled. He could feel a refreshing feeling entering his body and mind. Was this some sort of energy drink put into a skill...?
[Detecting Mental Degeneration... Removing Mental Degeneration... Replacing With Minor Mental Suggestion.]
"...What? Oi what mental degeneration are you talking about!?" Noa whisper-yelled. He was already pretty mentally retarded, what was he supposed to do if it got even worse?
[Original Purpose: Unfailing Fanaticism in God - New Purpose: Favor Towards People with Pure Belief]
"Oh shit I almost got hit by the scientology beam..." Noa paled. He almost become one of those people who walked up and ask: "Do you believe in a higher power?" and hand out leaflets.
[Originally, this is impossible, but due to the death of God in High School DxD, change in purpose was made.]
"Thank fucking god..." Noa mumbled before pausing. "Wait he's dead. Thank Nero..."
[Most EX abilities have a drawback. It could have been worse.]
That's true. Imagine if he got A Midsummer Night's Dream. That shit was just a curse and a half.
"Wait you said it's from God, which servant is this from?"
[Noah - Origin: Old Testament]
Damn it was his own body? He almost got fucked over by himself!
"If this is the drawback, what does this even do?"
[You receive blessings from the supreme being. However because in DxD God is dead, the skill siphons off the unused aspect of God's System to boost your abilities and make you more effective against enemies with the [Evil] Alignment.]
Hmm... That was actually pretty good! Never mind, Noah, you've been my homie all the way!
Though what did the system mean by boosting abilities?
[Every Stat and Skill is increased by one letter and against the [Evil] Alignment it is increased by 2 letters, with a max of A+++]
...Excuse me the fuck?
Noa blinked. Who cared if he was about to get hit with the scientology beam! He was broken! He didn't feel stronger, but it felt like he just chugged 2 liters of pure caffeine. Maybe he could test it out later when day hit.
"Welp, last one..."
"Pull!"
[Extra Skill - Knowledge of Illusion Magecraft "Illusions so Real that the World Believes it" (Merlin) - EX Rank]
Huh?
"Ack...!"
The sudden implant of information entered his brain, causing him to bite his lip in pain, grasping his head.
"H-Holy fuck!" Unlike Luvia's knowledge of reinforcement Magecraft, it was like someone took a drill, put it to his head, drilled out a hole, and then put in a fucking blowtorch.
It took all of his mental energy to not bang his head on a wall. After a few seconds it passed, but Noa was still breathing heavily.
"Fucking dick wizard...!"
Now having the knowledge of someone comparable to a Magician, Noa unconsciously knew that this shit was a higher mana drainer than all of his Noble Phantasms combined! What use was this garbage!
[Host now has 3 EX Rank Rolls. In order to enforce fairness, lowering daily pull count to 1 Free Pull.]
What...?
What the fuck?!
Take this shit back! He didn't need it!
--+--
A/N: I placed Glenda at High/Ultimate Class. This is cause I would say she's equal to Augusta, and she lost to grown up Lavinia, who is below Serafall, who's a Satan Class. So Lavinia is Mid-Ultimate Class during that time.
Also, I nerfed his gacha cause I thought he was getting a little too strong, even when I'm not rigging the pulls. Also, damn does it take a shit ton of time to write 5000 words! I might just cap it at like 2000 starting next chapter. This took me a solid 5 hours to write.
Comments, reviews, and powerstones are always appreciated.
I have an idea of the next girl, even if she's not going to join Noa and Lavinia.
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Current Status Page of Noa
[Noa]
[Vessel: Noah - Source: Old Testament]
[Parameters]
[Strength: 6.34 (50 - E - POTF) - Not even F ]
[Endurance: 5.12 (50 - E - POTF) - Not even F]
[Agility: 15.12 (50 - E - POTF)- Not even F]
[Mana: 9.00 (50 - E - POTF) - Not even F]
[Luck: 81.58 (90 - A- - POTF) - B-]
[NP: EX]
[Extra Skills]
- [Knowledge of Reinforcement Magecraft (Luvia Edelvelt) ]
- [Knowledge of Illusion Magecraft "Illusions so Real that the World Believes it" (Merlin) - EX Rank]
[Class Skills]
[Class Skill - Riding - D Rank]
[Personal Skills]
- [Jewel of the Earth - A Rank]
- [Furthest Earth (Kyokuchi) - A Rank]
- [Wind of Niflheim - B Rank]
- [Protection of the Faith - EX Rank]
[Noble Phantasm]
- [Those Who Make Me Lower My Head, Even Once, I Pray They All Die - E Rank]
- [Doomsday Come - EX Rank]
- [Flucticulus Diana - C Rank]
- [Fairy Sword Galatine - Weapon]
[Items]
- [Craft Essence - Heroic Spirit Dream Portrait: Billy the Kid]
- [Craft Essence - Hippo-Chan] - Used
- [Craft Essence - Balloon Scimitar]
- [Mystic Code - Rin's Pendant]
- [Craft Essence - Fate/Grand Carnival 2nd Season]
- [Craft Essence - Vestiges of Year 1999]
- [Craft Essence - Summer's Corruption Set]
- [Craft Essence - Heroic Spirit Formal Dress: Marie Antoinette]
- [Craft Essence - Artisan's Mochi]
- [Noble Phantasm - Fairy Sword Galatine - Weapon]