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DxD: Gambling With Fate

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"Please, Give me something good..." [Craft Essence - Mapo Tofu] "Fuuuck... Maybe the next one will be better?" [Craft Essence - Mapo Tofu] "DAMN YOU GACHA!" [Craft Essence - Mapo Tofu] "I didn't even roll that time..." [I know.] "Fuck you." [Craft Essence - Mapo Tofu] "..." --+-- All rights go to their respective owners, yadda yadda, enjoy. This isn't AI Assisted, so grammar issues may be prevalent. Don't be weird about it tho.
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Chapter 1 - When in Doubt, Always Bet on Noa

"Where the hell am I..." Noa asked himself, looking around the random woods he found himself in. Did he get dragged here...?

"Hey! Anyone there? I'm sorry to tell you that I'm too lonely for any ransom! You won't get anything!" Noa yelled into the forest, causing birds to flap away.

...Was he kidnapped?

Noa looked around, there was no sign of any humans, and no sign of anyone dragging him here either. Did someone just float him here?

The fuck was he supposed to do then?

Noa sighed.

He had read that if one found themselves lost in the woods, the first thing to do was to look for water.

As soon as he got up though, a sound could be heard in his head.

*Ding!*

[Welcome to the TYPE/MOON Gacha System]

"..."

Noa looked plainly at the blue screen in front of him.

Gacha...

Gacha...

Fuck...

He fell down again. Clutching his hair, memories running through his head.

"Fuuuuck... GACHA?!"

His luck was downright horrendous! While having a system was always good, what in the world is he supposed to do with gacha!

[The Host can roll for aspects or abilities in the TYPE/MOON franchise]

No shit he could roll for stuff, it was in the goddamn name.

He got back up and grasped his long hair. Wait. Long hair?

Noa immediately pulled out his shorts, to see his dick perfectly fine. He sighed in relief. Thank Christ he was still a man... Than what the hell was the long ass hair for?

His hair that fell down all the way to his feet was also pale blonde, but more reminiscent of a lighter gray...? Maybe even a kind of silver...? Ah fuck he didn't know color names. Did he get twinkified? His face morphed into horror.

[As a Transmigration Perk, the Host has changed vessels.]

He changed vessels? Was he a Servant then? He didn't really know a lot of Servants in F/GO. Maybe a few... like Jalter, Jalter, and maybe Jalter.

Goth women for the win.

It least he wasn't a girl. So what Servant did he turn into?

[The Host's designated Vessel is the Grand Rider, Noah]

Woah, it's his namesake. But Noah... Like the Noah's Ark? That's the only Noah that he could think of. Grand Rider meant that they were pretty strong, right? Like hard counters for Beasts? So then was he broken now? Hell yeah.

[Negative. Only the physical body is Noah.]

Noa paused. Fuck.

What did Noah look like in game again...?

He hadn't really played that far...

Well, since he had a system, maybe living in the woods would be much easier than he expected.

"So, how does the system work?"

[The Host gets 3 Free Pulls every day at 12:00 A.M., but the Host can get more Pulls for completing quests or completing achievements]

Noa hummed in acknowledgement.

"Do I get like a first sign in bonus or something?"

[The Host gets a free 10 Pulls]

"Is there like a pity system...?"

[No.]

Noa wanted to punch whoever designed the system. No pity at all?

There wasn't much Noa could do other than complain about it, so he gave up.

"So that means I have 13 free pulls right?"

[Yes.]

Noa wasn't the type to do 10 pulls, seeing as he was a F2P(trust) player. Who would willingly spend money on a game where you aren't even guaranteed to get a good result? Might as well go to a casino instead(trust).

"Pull!"

The actual prize content was unknown, so Noa could only pray and hope he got something useful.

"God! I look like one of your homies so please bless me!" Noa got on his knees, clasping his hands together in a praying gesture.

[Stat Point (Small) - +0.1 Strength]

...Excuse me the fuck?

What part of this was Fate?

"Hey system, the fuck is this supposed to mean?" Noa complained. He thought he would get something broken like Excalibur, or something like that.

[This is an increase in Status.]

"So I have a Status Screen or something like that?"

[Yes.]

"Bruh. Why didn't you tell me this earlier."

[Host didn't ask.]

"Ah, fuck you." Noa pulled a middle finger at the System Screen. "Than is there anything you didn't tell me at all?"

[There is also an Inventory, which can only contain objects from the Gacha Pull.]

"Ah, well I guess this system is barebones as hell..." Noa mused. "So what's my Status Screen?"

[Noa]

[Vessel: Noah - Source: Old Testament]

[Parameters]

[Strength: 5.24 - Not even F]

[Endurance: 5.12 - Not even F]

[Agility: 5.12 - Not even F]

[Mana: 0.00 - Not even F]

[Luck: 80.58 - B-]

[NP: Not Applicable]

[Extra Skills]

[-]

[Class Skills]

[-]

[Personal Skills]

[-]

[Noble Phantasm]

[-]

Holy shit he was weak as fuck. Wait. If an E Rank stat meant that they were 10 times the strength of the average human... Nevermind. He was average as fuck instead. So the pull he got increased his strength by 0.1.

"System, how much for a stat to be E Rank?"

[50.]

Damn. So he was indeed average.

"What about A+ Rank?"

[100.]

What? That made absolutely zero sense. If A+ meant that it was 20 times stronger than him right now. There's no way that Heracles is only 20 times stronger than him. Bro is built like a tank.

[The strength increase starting at 50 is exponential.]

Hmm... What was exponential again? He wasn't much for intelligence...

But how was his luck stat so high? He didn't consider himself lucky, seeing as he had to waste a shit ton of money to get Jalter... Wait. No he didn't spend money. F2P All the way, you know what I mean? Welp, never mind. Back to gambling.

"Pull! Something other than stats! Please!"

[5 Magic Circuits of B Rank Quality - +6.00 Mana]

"Ack!"

A stinging pain flowed through his right arm, as if someone had replaced the bones in his arm with molten iron. Noa grasped his arm, his face contorting in pain. He rolled around on the ground, his entire body tensed up, shaking from the amount of force he was putting in his muscles.

"FUUUCK!"

A few minutes passed as the pain slowly ebbed away.

Noa took deep breaths, still grasping on his right arm hard enough for a red outline of his hand was on his pale skin. He could see 5 glowing circuits in his right arm.

"W-Wait. T-This is lowkey metal as fuck..."

Noa commented, observing the glowing circuits, his breathing stabilizing.

What the hell happened to his mental trigger? Did he just not have to do it at all?

[Due to the large amount of Ambient Mana in the air due to the continuation of the Age of Gods, the Magic Circuits have automatically activated.]

What the hell? There was way to much in that statement. The Age of Gods was still around? Did that mean he wasn't in the Fate Universe? Where the hell was he then? Don't tell him he was in Ancient Greece.

The system didn't respond.

"Useless... I almost died over here!" Noa whined, rolling on the ground again.

After realizing that whining was futile, Noa reluctantly got in a sitting position. He was truly shameless.

"Now I'm kind of scared of these pulls, man..." Noa contemplated. But if we was in a place where power was key (Age of Gods) than using his golden finger was probably his best bet.

"Pull... Please! Don't hurt me...!"Expecting pain, Noa tensed up, closing his eyes.

[Craft Essence - Hippo-Chan]

A box of 4 chocolates appeared in his hands. He slowly opened his eyes. They looked like a bald eagle, so what the hell was Hippo-Chan supposed to mean... Noa took one eagle and scanned it.

Well, he needed food, so maybe this was a good thing. He took a bite, before contemplating his existence. He wanted to gag.

"T-this shit is way too sweet... I don't have any water either."

He closed his eyes and slowly put the bald eagle chocolate back in the box and put it in the inventory.

"Is this really a craft essence?"

[It is Valentines Day Chocolate from Servant Bradamante]

"...This Gacha really does take everything from the Fate Universe..."

Noa sighed. At this rate, was he just supposed to eat that shiver inducing chocolate for dinner? What about a home...?

[Don't worry host. Until all 13 Pulls are complete, there will be no hostile enemies around you. Think of it as a tutorial ground.]

At least there was a silver lining.

"Jalter! Please! Something Good! Pull!"

[Servant Skill - Jewel of the Earth - A Rank]

"Oh. Oh!!!" Noa cheered.

"A skill! Which Servant is it from?"

[Sita - Origin: Ramayana]

"Damn! Who in the world is that!" Noa had zero idea who Sita was, nor was he familiar with their Origin. Not to be racist but it sounded Indian, or Hindu. After all, he only played F/GO for the women and watched the anime for Saber. 

"So, what does the skill do?"

[You are loved by the Earth and protected by the Earth.]

"Now what the hell is that supposed to mean...?"

Noa rubbed his nonexistent beard in thought. With how Fate worked, than was it similar to how Enkidu's connection with nature worked? Like was he loved by the ground, water, and animals? If that was how it worked, than that was pretty good...

Thank you, Jalter!

Maybe Jalter was his lucky charm?

"Jalter! My Queen! Please gimme something good! Pull!"

[Mystic Code - Rin's Pendent]

A necklace with a Jewel Pendant appeared in his hands. Wasn't this the thing that revived his GOAT Emiya Shirou in Fate/Stay Night? And summoned the other GOAT Counter Guardian EMIYA?

Well, he wasn't Rin, nor did he know any semblance of Magecraft, so for now, it was essentially a good looking pendant.

He hung it around his neck. It was a good object, seeing as it could heal Emiya Shirou's heart after he got stabbed by Lancer, so might as well have it on him.

Jalter really was his lucky charm.

"Jalter my Queen! Please gimme something good! Pull!"

[Noble Phantasm - Those Who Make Me Lower My Head, Even Once, I Pray They All Die - Passive]

Hmm. What the hell is that. Well, it's a Noble Phantasm so in essence it can't be that bad, Noa mused. "So what's it do?"

[It causes those who force you into bowing to explode.]

"Wow~ that's... pretty specific." Noa pondered. If some arrogant Young Master told him to kowtow, than it would be pretty useful.

"Wait. When it says explode does it mean they die?"

[Depends.]

So it wasn't that useful after all. "How strong is the explosion?"

[C4]

"Hmm... Maybe it could be useful... So what's the Origin?"

[Takuboku Ishikawa - Origin: Japan]

"Damn, another person I have no idea about..." Noa complained. The only thing he got that he knew off the bat was Rin's Pendant, and that was pretty obvious, seeing as she used that in episode one. "So how many pulls do I have left?"

[7.]

"Dang that much still? I swear to god so much time passed already."

[1 Hour has passed since your arrival.]

"Only an hour?!" Noa sighed. Time was truly in the eye of the beholder. Or something like that.

"Well, Jalter's been blessing my pulls, so... Jalter my Queen! Please gimme something good! Pull!" Noa prayed.

[Extra Skill - Knowledge of Reinforcement Magecraft (Luvia Edelvelt) ]

"AHH!"

Information was shoved into Noa's head, causing him to grab his head, curling into a ball from the headache. Fortunately, it lasted much shorter than the pain from the sudden activation of Magic Circuits. "Fucking fuck..." Noa cursed, massaging his temples.

"Does everything have to do with absolutely raping my fucking head...?" Noa protested. "I want some human rights!"

[The system does not force the Host to pull.]

"Damn your smartass answer..." Noa cried.

Well, at least he now had some combat ability. Seeing as he now had something to do with his Magic Circuits.

"Jalter really be coming in clutch with these pulls... Jalter my Queen! Please gimme something good! Pull!"

[Craft Essence - Heroic Spirit Dream Portrait: Billy the Kid]

A picture frame appeared in the air and Noa caught it. It was a picture of some random blonde twink in a farm. "What the hell am I supposed to do with this?"

[It's a photo.]

"Yeah I have eyes lil bro. Does this do anything?"

[No.]

"..." Noa sighed. Maybe he could sell it once he made his way to civilization.

"Jalter have you forsaken me..." Noa kneeled in betrayal.

"Change! Hmm... Salter! My Queen! Please gimme something good!"

[Craft Essence - Balloon Scimitar]

A deflated balloon appeared in his hands. Noa looked at it in defeat. "Et tu, Salter?"

Well, it was a Craft Essence. Who knew if it could actually do something. Noa looked for a opening to blow in air. Finding it, he blew as hard as possible(pause), taking deep breaths to breathe in as much air as possible.

He blew for a few more minutes(pause).

When he finished, he felt light headed. "Goddamn... This is a pretty cool looking sword..." The clear outer layer had colorful flower stickers on it, as if it was meant for summer. But the sword inside looked pretty mystical.

But did this do any damage?

He walked up to a nearby tree and swung it. It bounced off. Noa paused, before sighing.

"Well, at least it looks cool. So, what's the origin?"

[Abigail Williams (Summer) - Origin: Salem]

"Damn, I don't know who she is either..." Noa complained. He did know about the Salem Witch Trials, but not anyone named Abigail Williams though. But if she did have a summer variant, she must have been popular.

"Hmm... Maybe I shouldn't choose an Alter this time..." Noa contemplated, then decided. "My GOAT Emiya Shirou! Please gimme something good! Maybe something like Kanshou and Byakuya!" 

[Craft Essence - Fate/Grand Carnival 2nd Season]

A CD appeared in his hands. Noa glared at the illustration of Jalter and other F/GO characters dancing on the CD in disdain.

"Kill Yourself. Emiya Shirou."

He didn't even have a DVD player. Also, who even had a DVD player these days? It was the Age of Gods! It would be a miracle if a DVD player even existed!

"Ahh... Know I know how Archer felt." Noa couldn't help but sigh.

"Maybe Emiya Shirou wasn't the play. Hmm... Ishtar! Wait. Ereshkigal better. Ereshkigal my Queen! Please gimme something good!"

[Stat Point (Large) - +10 Agility]

Ohh~ Now this was good. "Since my agility was 5, than my agility just tripled! My Queen!" Noa got on his knees in a pose of prayer. "Thank you!"

"I gotta keep this up! Pull!"

[Servant Skill - Wind of Niflheim - B Rank]

"Sheesh~ My Queen, Ereshkigal!" Noa sang, looking at the B Rank Servant Skill. It sounded powerful. If he remembered correctly, Niflheim was the land of ice and cold in Norse Mythology. So it was probably an ice ability. But how did it work?

[It is an Active Skill powered by Imagery using Ambient Mana in the atmosphere.]

The skill didn't even use his Mana either? Broken...

Noa contemplated. So it was up to imagination. He looked into his memories for some powerful ice skills he could remember. Hmm... Imagination...

He opened his eyes, a serious expression on his face, raising his hands outward with his index and middle finger pointed out, deepening his voice.

"Bankai: Hakka no Togame."

Immediately, a blast of ice originating from his fingers blasted out, freezing everything in it's path, a cold mist emanating from the ice.

"H-holy shit... Holy Shit! HOLY SHIT!" Noa jumped around, hyped up. He just did that! He was fucking goated!

Wait. He coughed. He just lost aura from that.

"Just as I expected..." Noa deepened his voice once more.

"This is a B-Rank Skill? No fucking shot..." Noa observed the ice, poking it. Maybe it was because he was the creator of the ice, but he didn't feel it at all. He could see the cold haze, and even the frost on the grass. "Goddamn... How do I melt it..."

Noa mulled over it, before giving up. The system said that there wouldn't be any hostile enemies until he finished all the pulls, and he still had one left.

"Dear God, rather Ereshkigal my Queen! I knew you were truly the one for me..." Noa mumbled, still admiring the ice that he generated.

"Well, now that I actually have something to defend myself with, who cares about hostile enemies? Pull!"

[Servant Skill - Furthest Earth (Kyokuchi)- A Rank]

"AHH!"

Noa fell over, grabbing his legs, which were twisting and realigning. Grotesque cracking noises were made. It was much more painful than the sudden activation of his Magic Circuits.

Rolling around on the ground once more, Noa grit his teeth, tears welling up in his eyes, but not falling, cause he wasn't a bitch.

"Egh..."

Then all of a sudden, the pain disappeared, as if it never existed. Heavily breathing, Noa slowly rotated his ankles and moved his legs, scared the pain would suddenly return.

He slowly got up, fully standing up.

Walking around, he realized something. "Woah, why does this feel so smooth?" Even though Noa didn't know much about martial arts, he could instinctively feel that he was walking perfectly. No pain, no change in balance, no sound. Everything was perfectly in place.

He instinctively knew that no distance was impossible.

Noa looked at a decently far away tree. He took a step, immediately arriving at the tree.

It was as if instead of going from A to B, he skipped the process entirely. The peak of martial arts.

Noa marveled at his legs.

"What about my Agility? Wasn't it supposed to be 15?" Noa contemplated.

[Skills do not scale off Stat Points.]

"Then what the hell was the point of increasing my stats if I got Furthest Earth?" Noa complained. It was as if the 5 points in Agility didn't even matter.

[...Skills that bypass Stat Points are supposed to be rare.]

"..." Noa got on his knees. "I knew you were my true Queen, Ereshkigal..." Truly a real goddess worthy of worship.

He got 2 broken Servant Skills, and even got another Servant Skill that he really didn't know the effect of... but who cared? All that mattered was that he was pretty strong!

"So do I leave the tutorial ground now?"

[Yes.]

"So are you going to finally tell me what world I'm in?"

[High School DxD.]

"..." Noa paused. That sounded familiar. Red head... Boobies... Perverts... Dragons... Oh.

He froze. "Are you shitting me? In a world like that, what part of me is broken! I need something like Excalibur to even compare!" Noa couldn't help but yell.

[Transporting... Location: Northern Europe]

What the fuck? Not Japan?

Immediately Noa's vision changed, as he was suddenly in a snowstorm.

Noa blinked in confusion. He looked around. He didn't feel cold, which was the good part, but the bad part was that he had no fucking clue where he was. Also, did he get shorter?

[You have de-aged.]

"You mother fucker... What age?"

[9.]

"Oh you bitch..." Noa slumped. Now what? He was 9. He had to double his age before finding any game or else he was a pedo. Rather, even if he was 18 he would still feel like a pedo.

"Welp, I guess milfs are on the table?" Noa mused, getting up, somehow not feeling wet. It definitely wasn't from the Wind of Niflheim. It was probably from Jewel of the Earth.

Thank God. Or rather Ereshkigal. Wait. He was praying Jalter during that time... Eh, who cares about the specifics?

He walked around, only seeing white.

The snow kept piling around him, but for some reason, the snow never touched him, as if the place he was standing was sacred.

"Damn, this skill is lowkey broken. My bad for insulting you Jalter... I would still like to find some shelter, please..."

As if the world itself was listening, he could see a rather rundown shack a decent distance away.

Using Furthest Earth, he immediately took a step and arrived at the shack, opening the door to see a young girl hugging herself in a corner, a doll made of ice standing in between her and the door, protecting her.

The Doll looked at him, weary, while the girl looked frightened by the sudden opening of the door, than her expression changed into an abashed expression, a sudden blush covering her face. She looked down, as if keeping eye contact made her embarrassed.

'...Are my looks that good?' Noa inwardly paled. That was a kid. A little girl. He didn't want to get arrested at all...

Noa never actually got the chance to look at his face.

Wait. He lowkey forgot he could create ice. He inwardly sighed. He closed the door, and kept a decent distance from the Doll that had it's head fixated on him.

He imagined a mirror of ice, as a white haze surrounded his hand, an elegant mirror appearing. The girl looked in surprise, but appeared to be too shy to ask anything.

Noa looked into the mirror.

...Was that a woman?

With mint green eyes, and bangs above his eyelids, his cascading hair falling down all the way to his ankles, if someone had said that he was a woman, he would wholeheartedly agree. But that was him.

"I really am a twink... fuck..."

Noa set down the mirror, before grasping his head in despair.

"I-I'm a femboy..." Noa paled, laying down in defeat, garnering the curiosity of the girl.

The girl crawled over to him. Noa had to admit, she looked pretty similar to him, just with a darker shade of blonde and a lighter shade of eyes. All in all a cute girl. The Doll followed her.

She looked at Noa's face, worried with a shade of admiration.

"...Are you an angel?"

She whispered. Noa froze in bewilderment.

That didn't sound like English. Why can he understand it?

[Your speech is automatically translated to every language possible and vice versa]

How did that work?

[Your vessel, Noah, lived before the creation of the Tower of Babel, the origin of Languages]

Huh, sweet. Did it make him somehow turning into a femboy kind of worth...? Hell no it didn't. Why was he even thinking it was worth it in the first place...?

Noa looked at the girl, and then at the Doll behind her.

"No, just a normal guy." The girl blinked in surprise. "You're a guy?"

He closed his eyes in resignation. Even this random kid thought he was a girl. Shit. "Yeah. So what's the deal with that creepy ice looking thing behind you?"

The girl blinked. "You can see the doll?!" This was the first time anyone could see it. She asked her relatives, and all of them said they saw nothing, branding her as a cursed child. Even she thought she was a cursed child. But this random boy she met with ice powers could see it?

Noa nodded. "Yeah. That creepy ass doll behind you is looking at me."

"So I really am cursed..." The girl wilted. The first person other than herself that could see it immediately called it creepy.

"Nah, I don't think so." Looking at the Doll, while it did look creepy, if this was DxD, and while Noa had never seen this character in the anime, it was probably a Sacred Gear.

"Huh?" The girl looked confused. "It's probably a Sacred Gear."

"...Sacred Gear?" She tilted her head at the unfamiliar term.

"Yeah, if I remember correctly, it's like a ability made by God to make us puny humans stronger. You know God, right?" The girl nodded.

"...Yeah, it's to make us stronger, it isn't a curse. It's made by the guy upstairs. Although I don't know why I can see it..." Noa mumbled that last part. If other humans couldn't see it, than she probably didn't have it activated. So how could he see it?

[Your vessel is one of the few humans closest to God in the Bible, and you can see the supernatural with clarity]

Noa inwardly deadpanned. Didn't this bitch say that only his appearance changed? Where are these new abilities he didn't even know he had come from?

[Such features are a part of Noah's body. Not his abilities.]

"Fucking smartass..." Noa mumbled.

He looked at the girl who looked like her world fell apart. So it wasn't even her fault? Abandoned, called a cursed child and ostracized, and it wasn't even her fault?

She couldn't help but curse her relatives and God.

If God gave this to her, than why was she abandoned?

If God blessed her, then why did her parents die?

If God-

"Calm down, lil bro, have a chocolate." Noa pulled out the Hippo-Chan Craft Essence he pulled earlier. The girl blinked in surprise, her train of thought interrupted. She slowly took a piece, observed the eagle looking chocolate before taking a bite, narrowing her eyes in satisfaction as the sweetness permeated her tongue.

Noa looked satisfied with her change in mood. "You can have the rest." He slid the box towards her. He wasn't much for sweet things anyways.

"R-Really?! You're giving this to me...?"

"Yeah, so calm down. I don't really know your past, but you probably got ostracized by that Doll behind you, yadda yadda, and now you're here. Just live in the present, or something like that. Don't blame me if your life get's messed up from my advice though." Noa rambled on. He wasn't much for sad moods.

"Okay...!" The girl seemed to listen to him. Heh. Kids and their emotions. The girl continued eating in silence.

An awkward silence. Damn.

Noa wasn't much for social interaction at all. He would rather stay home, play games and watch anime, go to the gym, eat, sleep, and repeat.

"Uhh... how about introductions?"

Noa got up from his position. "I'll go first! The name's Noa, don't know my last name cause I forgot. I'm 9 years old now, and my favorite food is... anything not beans and toast!"

The girl giggled.

"My name's Lavinia Reni, I'm also 9 years old, and my favorite food is... my mom's homemade smørrebrød..." Lavinia got more quiet at the end of her sentence.

Ah fuck, the mood got bad again.

No choice. Noa used his best strategy against this. Changing the subject!

"So, what are you planning to do now?" Noa asked. He didn't even know what part of the plot he was in. While he could probably hunt easy with his Furthest Earth Skill, he still wanted to enjoy modern conveniences. He also didn't know how to cook either.

His ideal goal is finding a house and being a shut-in, taking advantage of the free 3 pulls a day to get stronger out of sight.

"I-I don't know." Lavinia mumbled.

"Well then, you want to be part of my crew?" Noa proposed. It felt wrong to just leave this random kid here, and if she had a Sacred Gear, she was probably going to be targeted by some random villains sooner or later. Better for her to be a part of his crew.

Lavinia nodded quickly. Even though she had just met Noa, he was the only person nice to her before her parents died, and he even gave her some tasty chocolates!

If Noa could read her mind, he would be concerned that giving her tasty chocolates was one of the reasons she agreed. Fortunately, or unfortunately, he didnt.

"Then since you have an Ice Doll and I also have Ice powers, let's call us the Icy Crew."

Lavinia looked at Noa dissatisfied. This man really had no naming sense.

"What you don't like it? Hmm... the pedo bait duo...?"

Lavinia didn't even know what it meant but still frowned.

"Fine, fine... Hmm... Absolute Zero... Duo... Absolute Duo? Sounds like a shitty anime name..." Noa mumbled. Noa, for all of his greatness, was the type to name his gamer tag dickgobbler69.

"Ice... Permafrost... Frostbite... Damn all of these sound edgy as hell..."

While Noa was still contemplating, Lavinia interjected.

"What about Winter Duet...?"

"Oh~ That sounds pretty poetic~" Noa complimented, nodding at the name. Well, it wouldn't last that long if someone new joined, but for now it sounded pretty cool. Maybe if there were more people it could be a Troupe or something like that. It had potential. "Lavinia you're pretty good at this."

Lavinia looked abashed, a blush creeping up her face.

'Is this kid blushing cause she has a crush, or cause I'm just pretty? Cause I hope it's the latter.'

Well, at least they had a name.

"Let's just wait until the snow clears before we look for jobs. Since we both have supernatural abilities we could probably be mercenaries or something like that. But you are just a kid..." Noa mused. It was just a proposal. After all, Lavinia was still just a kid.

"I can help! Well, when I know how to use this Sacred Gear..." Lavinia retorted. "Also, you're the same age as me!"

"Yeah, yeah. As long as you're happy..." Noa pat Lavinia's head. It was like having a younger sister. Or maybe it was him adopting a child.

"I feel like you're insulting me... but I'll let it slide..." Lavinia mumbled. What a weird day. She had just gotten kicked out by the last available relative willing to take her in, found a shack but got trapped cause of the snowstorm, then met this random kid who told her that her curse wasn't really a curse. Then after that gave her chocolate and made a mercenary group with her. All in a days work.

It was like a miracle had happened.

[You have changed the destiny of [Lavinia Reni]. You have obtained the Achievement [Knight of the Ice Princess] +3 Free Pulls]

"...Huh."

--+--

A/N: You may think that this had some relation or like I copied another Fate/Gacha fanfic, but I really had no idea about it until I was like halfway through this story.

Also, I don't use AI or grammarly, so if my grammar is shit, my bad bro.

If you guys are wondering how the gacha works, I have a wheel with 6 options, but the density is different from the most common to the rarest is Stat Increase, Craft Essence, Random Skill, Magecraft Knowledge or Fighting Experience, Noble Phantasm, and then OP Ability

For Noble Phantasm and Random Skill, I pick a random letter, than out of the skills that start with that letter, I then do another random number generator of the available skills or np for that letter.

For Craft Essence, I do a random number generator from 1 to 2300 and choose a craft essence from there.

For Stat Increase, I do another wheel from small to large stat increase, then another wheel determining the stat.

For Magecraft Knowledge or Fighting Experience I go to the characters page on the wiki, pick a random letter generator, then do a rng for the person, and just choose a fitting experience from that character.

For OP Ability, I just look around the wiki for some op abilities that aren't game breaking.

It's a complete Fate Gacha, but I didn't wanna seem like I was copying the other guy using this concept. Since Lavinia is 9, and I don't actually know how old she is in canon, I'll just graciously assume she's 24 when canon starts. So it's 15 years before canon starts. So Rias would be... 3? And koneko wouldn't even be born rn. Wow, there's actually a lot I can do with this or not much at all.

I originally wanted to start when canon started, but that removed like a lot of potential. Also, like most DxD fanfics, this may be harem. Recommendations for girls are appreciated.

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Current Status Page of Noa

[Noa]

[Vessel: Noah - Source: Old Testament]

[Parameters]

[Strength: 5.24 - Not even F]

[Endurance: 5.12 - Not even F]

[Agility: 15.12 - Not even F]

[Mana: 6.00 - Not even F]

[Luck: 80.58 - B-]

[NP: E]

[Extra Skills]

- [Knowledge of Reinforcement Magecraft (Luvia Edelvelt) ]

[Class Skills]

[-]

[Personal Skills]

- [Jewel of the Earth - A Rank]

- [Furthest Earth (Kyokuchi) - A Rank]

- [Wind of Niflheim - B Rank]

[Noble Phantasm]

- [Those Who Make Me Lower My Head, Even Once, I Pray They All Die - E Rank]

Items

-[Craft Essence - Heroic Spirit Dream Portrait: Billy the Kid]

-[Craft Essence - Hippo-Chan]

-[Craft Essence - Balloon Scimitar]

-[Mystic Code - Rin's Pendant]

-[Craft Essence - Fate/Grand Carnival 2nd Season]

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A/N: Those Who Make Me Lower My Head, Even Once, I Pray They All Die isn't a rated Noble Phantasm, but the strength isn't that strong compared to most Noble Phantasms, so E Rank.

Comments, Reviews, and Power Stones would be much Appreciated.