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Chapter 421 - Chapter 421: Getting called a loser by an Otaku

"Practically impossible isn't impossible," Adam replied.

"Very true," Aphrodite said in agreement before continuing, "At the end of the day, no lock is foolproof, which is why banks and other companies still use guards, drones, cameras and other security tech to protect them. Even the Universal Bank, the most recognised secure bank in the universe, uses extra security to guarantee the safety of the belongings stored in it," Aphrodite replied.

"The Universal Bank," Adam murmured as the name reminded him of the information he had gained back on Trillion.

"The Universal Bank is the bank that the rich and elite of the universe use because of its reputation for only serving a specific class of clientele and the security it provides. I myself have a safe there," Aphrodite explained as she thought Adam was curious about it.

[Whostolemyduck (Earth): Isn't Universal Bank the name of the bank that the corrupt family that dealt in drugs was sending money to?]

[Beinglittleisnotadisadvantage (Strathorp 7): Yup. I still find it strange that a family on Trillion could get themselves a safe at the Universal Bank.]

[AlamoMatador4thewin (Earth): They lived in the sky towers, meaning they were rich, right?]

[Beinglittleisnotadisadvantage (Strathorp 7): Right for Trillion, sure. But Trillion is nothing compared to some of the other planets in the universe. After all, the Terran Empire is not the richest and most powerful empire in the universe.]

[Beczontop (Imperial Down): We used to be better off in the past before the whole Princess Solar thing.]

[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): Oh, look who's here. I saw the surprising news that Princess Solar wants to meet with Princess Terrana and rebuild relations between the two races. Am I to believe you are currently on your way to the Solarian homeworld?]

[Beczontop (Imperial Down): That's correct. Since the Felidae Galaxy jump gate was destroyed, we are currently using the Imperial Downs subspace drive to travel through subspace to the nearest jump gate.]

[OracleRomy (Elysium): If memory serves, that would be the Rabitouser Galaxy jump gate, right?]

[Beczontop (Imperial Down): Oracle Andromeda? 😱]

[Tessisdabest (Imperial Down): Greetings, Oracle Andromeda, it's a true honour. Allow me to thank you on behalf of my race for the assistance you provided us before.]

[OracleRomy (Elysium): It's my pleasure, and I was only doing what was right.]

[Tessisdabest (Imperial Down): Still, you didn't have to do such a thing. We are very grateful.]

[OracleRomy (Elysium): 😁]

[Handsome3horns (Vinox 2): I wonder if Princess Terrana will join the chat in the future. I mean, she must be travelling on the Imperial Down, right? And Beczontop is her cousin.]

[Beczontop (Imperial Down): My cousin has just finished an important holocall with Princess Solar and is currently resting.]

[Phoenixempress (Fenix Nest): Really? Have the two already talked?]

[Beczontop (Imperial Down): Yes. Princess Solar personally called my cousin. 😏]

[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): First Princess Solar reaches out by making that public statement and now she is the one to make contact with Princess Terrana. It seems there may indeed be hope for reconciliation between the Solarans and Terrans.]

[OracleRomy (Elysium): That's good.]

[OfficialAphrodite (Felinia 7): Becky, how was the toy I gave you? 😼]

[Beczontop (Imperial Down): It's amazing. 💦 Thanks so much for giving it to me, Diva Aphrodite.]

[OfficialAphrodite (Felinia 7): See, I told you. But remember what I warned you about.]

[Beczontop (Imperial Down): Of course. 🫡]

[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): Are these the same toys that were mentioned before?]

[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): Beczontop ♥️ Sex + OfficialAphrodite♥️ Sex = Sex Toys. Kekeke.]

[Superior4horns (Vinox 3): No way, I refuse to believe there is such a sex toy that can satisfy Beczontop, let alone Diva Aphrodite.]

[OfficialAphrodite (Felinia 7): While I wouldn't say it satisfied me completely. It definitely gave me release and is far better than the sex toys I have tried in the past.]

[Beczontop (Imperial Down): I fully agree with this statement.]

[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): Really? Now you've got me curious about them.]

[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): Might I remind you that you are married, Lady Raphilia.]

[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): And? Sometimes, a woman needs release when her husband isn't around. I'm sure your wives feel the same way since you can't satisfy them all at once.]

[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): …]

[OracleRomy (Elysium): Raphy. 🫣]

[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): What? I was just being honest.]

[OracleRomy (Elysium): A public chat is not the place to say such things. In fact, it's probably better not said at all.]

[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): Boo. You're such a prude sometimes, Romy.]

[OfficialAphrodite (Felinia 7): You can't really blame her. She hasn't and can never experience the pleasure of sex after all.]

[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): That's true. You have my sympathies, Romy. 🥺]

[OfficialAphrodite (Felinia 7): 🥺]

[OracleRomy (Elysium): I don't want your sympathies for such a thing, nor yours, Diva Aphrodite. 😤]

[Celebrityhunter69 (Earth): I can understand that Oracle Andromeda is still a virgin. But why can she never have sex? Is there like some rule against oracles having sex or something?]

[OracleRomy (Elysium): Now look what you two have started. You'd better explain this properly, or else. 😡]

[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): Sure, sure. 😹]

[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): It's not that an Oracle can never have sex, it's just that if they ever do, then they lose their ability to prophesy and visions. That ability will then be passed on to a new Oracle that is born.]

[Celebrityhunter69 (Earth): Oh wow, that is serious.]

[Animefangirl (Earth): Is a new Oracle born as soon as the previous one dies or loses their power?]

[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): Yes, why?]

[RealOtaku (Earth): That's totally Avatar.]

[Animefangirl (Earth): I know, right? That's so Anime.]

[Justiceistruth (Earth): Avatar? You mean that film with the blue-skinned aliens with tails.]

[Animefangirl (Earth): FUCK NO.]

[RealOtaku (Earth): We're talking about the Last Airbender, you loser.]

[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): Getting called a loser by an Otaku. Kekeke.]

[Emojisonly (Earth): 🤣]

[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): Going back to the topic about these sex toys. Where can I get them?]

[OracleRomy (Elysium): Really, Raphy?]

[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): What? If they're good enough to get the diva of sex approval and make her climax, then they must be good.]

[OracleRomy (Elysium): 🫣]

[OfficialAphrodite (Felinia 7): Thank you for the compliment. Unfortunately, they are not currently on the market.]

[OrangeeyedStace (Felinia 7): Was that a compliment?]

[OfficialAphrodite (Felinia 7): It was to me.]

[HackerSu (Trillion): Face it. Diva Aphrodite is just built differently.]

[Handsome3horns (Vinox 2): I really want to comment on that sentence, but I don't want to get banned in case Diva Aphrodite becomes part of the streamer's harem.]

[Superior4horns (Vinox 3): You're not a total idiot then.]

[OfficialAphrodite (Felinia 7): Go for it. I don't mind as long as it's not directly insulting me. 😸]

[Handsome3horns (Vinox 2): Built to be fucked.]

[OfficialAphrodite (Felinia 7): Nice 👍]

[Moderator Spector has banned Handsome3horns for 10 minutes.]

[Superior4horns (Vinox 3): I guess he was a total idiot. 🤣]

As she saw the notification, Aphrodite turned to look at Adam with a surprised and questioning look.

"You might not mind such comments about yourself, but as my possible future girlfriend, I do," Adam replied.

Aphrodite stared at Adam in shock for a few moments before breaking out into a beautiful smile.

"Such a playboy," Rowena said with her signature smirk.

"True. But that's why we love him," Aphrodite added.

[StealthAssassin9 (Earth): Yo Casanova, teach me your ways, senpai.]

[Gunlovergirl (Earth): I'm so fucking jealous of her right now. I want him to defend me like that.]

[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): Wow, smooth.]

[LadyErkath (Deverinian Prime): He certainly has a way with women.]

[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): I feel kinda bad for Handsome3horns though.]

[Phoenixempress (Fenix Nest): It was only a 10-minute ban.]

[Puntanghunter69Ver2 (International Space Station): Yeah, in the past, when I said something, he banned me for 24 hours.]

[OracleRomy (Elysium): I guess since Diva Aphrodite gave the okay for Handsome3horns to say that comment, the streamer figured a short ban would be enough of a warning for all of us.]

[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): That makes sense. I admire his forward thinking, but can we get back to the topic of the sex toys, please? How did you manage to get ahold of one Diva Aphrodite if they're still not in production?]

[OracleRomy (Elysium): 😮‍💨]

[Tessisdabest (Imperial Down): I feel your pain, Oracle Andromeda. I have been through this with Beczontop in the past.]

[OracleRomy (Elysium): Thank you, Tessisdabest.]

[OfficialAphrodite (Felinia 7): Adam gave it to me to try.]

[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): The streamer?]

[LadyErkath (Deverinian Prime): It's an Earth toy?]

[AlamoMatador4thewin (Earth): See. I said women here use them often.]

[Superior4horns (Vinox 3): Seems I may have been wrong about them.]

[OfficialAphrodite (Felinia 7): Yeah. We are trying to figure out a way to begin mass production of them since I can guarantee they will sell well.]

[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): Can't the streamer produce more?]

[OfficialAphrodite (Felinia 7): His ship doesn't have the capabilities for mass production.]

[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): I'm glad to know his ship at least has some limitations, even if it's about mass production of sex toys. 😵‍💫]

[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): Hmmm. Let me think about this and make a few calls later. I might know someone who can help with that. I expect a discount in the future, however. 😜]

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