"WHAAAAAAAAAA"
Shit
I think you hit him to hard
Hey guys that tidal waves getting a little close oh sh--
*BOOOOOOOOOOM*
7 min earlier
"Chaos above why won't he stop crying." Moaned a depressed and slightly fatigued Poseidon. "I 've given him ambrosia A bottle of necter even that blasted Amalthea's milk, (that stupid goat never liked him)yet he keep screaming his head off. Hestia spoke softly. " Mabey he just got scared I mean you did leave him alone in that coral reef. Poseidon looked at her exasperated and said "It was only 5 mins and besides the little shit would have been half way up the coast had I'd let him free. " I dont care what you do just get him to stop crying grunted Hades his meditation ruined by the the toddlers persistent screams of anger. "There there Lexeus said a smooth and majestic voice, let your Uncle Z the lightest of the gods hold yo--- *thud*. Zeus walked back a starfish attached to his face and the child's persistent screams still crying behind him back hunched in failure . Poseidon broad shoulder stood to his full night of 7ft with his dark blue hair that was almost black and a young face possessing stormy sea green eyes step forward and delcared not knowing what his actions would unleash. Alright that's it time to teach you some discipline. He grabbed his son turned him on his knee raised his hand above the now confused toddlers ass and ------- *SMACk*
Present
If your wondering who the was the child screaming, then look no further for it was me Alexis or I guess its Lexeus now. Now why was I screaming my lungs out you ask? Well since papa Poseidon decided it was ok to spank him a 16 yearold teenager (technically 2) on the ass? Shouldn't it be okay to fix his fathers mistake by destroying his eardums?He was now a god reborn into the fucked up world known as Greek mythology where overpowered man children back stabed and killed each other on the daily?And what makes it even worse he was born right smack dab in the beginning of what would come to be known as the Titanomachy." Why couldn't I just be reincarnated back on earth or something easy like Avatar ." He thought. Well Alexis now Lexeus may be uttlery and truly fucked but when someone even if that someone is your father takes the only thing you have left meaning your dignity, well you steel your mind AND YOU MAKE THEM SUFFER. " Hmph serves you right laying hands on these supreme buttocks." Thought Lexeus grinning at the sounds of pain his uncles and aunts made.
"Seidon" moaned Zeus. Yes b---cough brother? "Your sons a fucking menace." I know Poseidon" sighed depressingly, I know.
I didn't even do anything moaned a pained Hades in the background oblivious to the smug child pleased with his work. Ahhh huh cried Hera just be glad he stopped cry--- Hey wait why didn't Hesita get hit.