Kali, The Gloam-Eyed Queen, Goddess of Death, The Master of Destined Death and a Transmigrator knowing countless destinies, is now watching her daughter stalk a naked man.
"Sigh...Melina, can't you at least make your tarnished wear some clothes? Where did I go wrong in teaching this child..."
Kali is now lying down in a king sized bed and eating potato chips. As for where she currently is? Her beloved(?) daughter Melina's consciousness.
Poor Melina, she thinks she is alone and hidden while indulging in her tarnished fantasies but unkown to her, there is an old hag free-loading in her consciousness space always watching her...
Why is the infamous Gloam-Eyed Queen with the power of Destined Death is at such a state you ask?
Well, it all started when a wild Soul from earth got so angry while fighting Maliketh that he got a heart attack on the spot.
While slowly dying in his seat, whethever if it is an illusion or not he could see Maliketh smiling at him beneath his mask.
At that moment, the only thing he could think of was to take Maliketh's destined death and stick it up his dog a-Cough
And after having his free trial at living expired, he spawned into existence as her Majesty, The Gloam-Eyed Queen during her war with Marika.
Because it was a Transmigration he got all the memories of the Queen and soon got used to her new life.
Althought the genderbend caused her some issues, it was not enough to distract her from the coolness of destined death.
But her happiness soon turned into despair as she knew with time that she could not change her destiny that Michael Zacky wrote for her and even though she knew the plot, she couldn't do anything against fate and lost to Queen Marika, The Eternal and got her Destined Death stolen by Maliketh, who she hates even more now.
Alas~ she accepted her fate whetever she liked it or not and chose to hide in her daughter Melina's consciousness until the end of the world.
As for why Melina is her daughter when she was supposed to be the daughter of Queen Marika? Do NOT question the family tree of the Gods, Mortal! But Queen Marika's body was really soft...squishy...big...hehehe-ehem.
Anyways now with a huge portion of her Destined Death sealed and the Godskin Apostles being hated by everyone, watching her daughter's shenanigans has been the main entertainment for Kali for many years.
On another day of watching her daughter chase tarnished people and contemplating whethever to commit suicide or not, she heard a sound.
[{Ding~}]
[{Would you like to join the Chat Group}]
[{Yes}] / [{Yes}]
Kali looked around with a bottle of wine in hand and saw a blue screen floating near her head.
"Oh? Isn't this the cheat that comes with every Incompetent transmigrated person that makes the story suddenly turn into a Harem genre? Did I drink too much that now I am seeing things?"
Kali, as a transmigrated person, naturally knew what a Chat Group was. The interesting thing was the options it presented and it being kinda late.
[A/N: Couple Centuries]
Kali tried to wave her hands to dissipate the blue screen to see if her fantasies of revenge was making her see illusions.
[{Congratulations on joining the Group Chat!}]
"Hey! I didn't even press on the buttons!"
[{Notice: If the member had looked closer they could see a clearly written "tap the screen to continue" at the bottom right.}]
"That wasn't there before! And what is with your options? This is clearly rigged!!"
[{Notice: Welcome to the Chat Group, [{Destined Neet}].}]
[{Simp Across Time}]: "Welcome to the Chat Group new member!!"
[{Nobody}]: "+1"
[{The Diddler}]: "+1"
[{Cute Snake}]: "+1"
[{The Biggest Hater}]: "-1"
[{Simp Across Time}]: "..."
[{Destined Neet}]: "Wow, how rude."
[{Simp Across Time}]: "Don't mind him, new member, although he can be racist, sexist, spout slurs all day, bully children, kick old people and deny any lifeforms rights, he is still a warm person inside."
[{The Biggest Hater}]: "How?"
[{The Diddler}]: "@Destined Neet Have you seen Alice?}]
[{Nobody}]: "@Destined Neet Do you know where I can find the Dark Souls? My lady requires it for her painting."
[{Cute Snake}]: "Hello, new member. Would you like to contribute to the evolution of humans?"
[{Simp Across Time}]: "Hey guys! Stop overwhelming the newcomer, if she escapes like the last newcomer we won't be having any new members at this rate! @Destined Neet Sorry about their behaviour they are just excited to see new faces. By the way you can see the group chat functions at the top right of your screen!"
[{Destined Neet}]: "Haha no worries, I currently don't have anything better to do in life than to indulge in this strange chat group. Anyways is there any way to change these strange nicknames? I feel offended by being called a Neet, I obviously do have a job."
[{Simp Across Time}]: "The Terms and Conditions of the Chat Group indicates that until the second version update the Group Members can't change their nicknames."
[{Destined Neet}]: "Is there a thing like Terms and Conditions? This Chat Group seems serious."
[{Simp Across Time}]: "You can read it if you press the book icon on the top right in your screen! Even though it is only one page..."
Kali started to check the functions of the group chat after chatting with "Simp Across Time", which is the only relatively sane member currently, for a bit.
[{Shop}] [{Status}] [{Chat}] [{Trading(wip)}]
[{Travel(wip)}] [{Gift(wip)}] [{Raid(wip)}]
Kali first went into the shop interface and looked at the avaivable items.
[{Reset the shop?}] [{Yes/No}] [{1 Free}]
[{K-corp Regeneration Ampule}] [{500 points}] [{Project Moon}]
[{Random Extra Skill}] [{700 points}] [{Tensura}]
[{Firekeeper BodyPillow}] [{10.000 points}] [{Dark Souls 3}]
[{Marika The Eternal BodyPillow}] [{10.000 points}] [{Elden Ring}]
[{Azure Grimoire}] [{Version Locked}] [{Blazblue}]
"It seems like I have hit the jackpot with this shop. I wonder if it will reset automatically with time? It would be a pity if I missed those two extremely valuable items...I need to find a way to get points and I need to be quick."
[{Destined Neet}]: "@Simp Across Time Hello Senior~ can you tell me how to earn points?"
[{Simp Across Time}]: "@Destined Neet No need to call me senior, just call me Chronoa. And the way to gain points is to participate in Raids, Trading or being Gifted. Unfortunately they are all locked right now but they probably will be open to use soon. The Terms and Conditions state that every time 6 new members join after a version update there will be a new one and we have just reached 6 members so the update should be expected soon."
[{Destined Neet}]: "Thank you Chronoa, you are very knowledgeable about this Chat Group."
[{Simp Across Time}]: "Well, I am the first member, so...I have spent considerable time researching this Chat Group. Also you can see the amount of points you have in your "status" channel."
[{Destined Neet}]: "I see, thank you."
[{Simp Across Time}]: "No problem ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶"
"Chronoa huh...She must be that timeline creating human in the slime world. And since her name is Chronoa she must either be the Manas or a Chloe still trying to save the slime."
Even though centuries has passed since her transmigration, because of her Empyrian body and god-like mind, she has not forgotten a single thing of her past life.
"It seems the only sane person in the Chat Group still has their own soul-crushing difficulties. As expected of a group of degenerates."
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I've had Diarrhea this morning. Was painful.
Chapter End.