Dark Lord's POV:
"Your majesty! Here are some of the-!"
"Not interested! Send them away!"
"But my lord! Sir Fuji himself handpicked these-!"
"Did I stutter!" I spoke, as I released some of my qi pressure.
"V-Very well then! I beg for his majesty's mercy!"
"Do not bother me with these miscreants again!" I spoke, before throwing my fanatical Palace lord out of the room along with the whores he brought with him.
"*Sigh* This is so irksome!"
About a month ago, I had secretly gone to my beloved Noxy's home to propose. I had waited until most of the palace lords and high officials who opposed our love were out of the palace before making my move. My court mage and brother-in-law was busy working on a new aircraft to replace the Crimson Eye, Fuji was busy opening up new brothels across the continent and I had ordered Jing to distract Wong on the day I planned to leave the Palace. Unfortunately, it seemed the Yellow Palace lord, had misunderstood my intent, and thought I viewed my beloved Noxy as an enemy. He had apparently followed me in secret after getting rid of Wong and sabotage my proposal.
When I had cleared up his misunderstanding, he as well, joined the steadily growing faction within my Empire that wishes to oppose this great lord's love life. He seems to think I am simply looking to satisfy my lust and has been bothering me with these harlots every day since.
"*Sigh* If only I hadn't tripped over him! I would not be facing such a problem!" I muttered, as I recalled how this lord fell on top of that fanatic during my beloved's assault from the sky.
"That aircraft had weapons even stronger than the Crimson Eye. Had my body not fallen on to his, he surely would not have survived."
*Knock**Knock**Knock*
Interrupting my lamentations about accidentally saving my subordinates life, came the knocking of my door.
"Enter!" I spoke.
Entering the room came a nervous guard, bearing the uniform of the Frost Palace, carrying a box.
"My lord! I bring urgent news from the Frost Palace!" He spoke, placing the box on the floor and kneeling before me.
"Speak!"
"It appears the prisoners have escaped and taken control of the Palace!"
"Surely, you jest! The Frost Palace will never fall under the Asura's care!" I spoke as I recalled the vicious beast who guards that land.
"…"
The messenger only stood there with an awkward expression on his face as he stared at the box beside him in silence.
"Speak! What is it?"
"Well, i-it seems the Asura has been destroyed!" He said as he opened the box to present me with the three faced head of the Asura.
The humanoid demigod whose sole purpose was to torment the unfortunate souls trapped within the Frost Palace, was now dead. It's heads furious faces that once struck fear into the hearts of man, now looked just like the very men who once feared it. Then suddenly, their eyes turned blue as they looked up at me, and despite not having any lungs to speak with they started speaking.
"This is a message to the Playboy! We claim this popsicle castle in the name of the Frozen Pizza Alliance! We demand fifty thousand pizzas delivered to our doorstep! Should our demands not be met, you can expect our retaliation to be done in ten minutes or less!"
"Pft! HAHAHAHAHA!"
"My lord?"
All I could do was laugh as I realized this had my fiancée's fingerprints all over it. After my attempted proposal, I had forgone my usual chase after her and focused my attention on trying to curry favor with my in-laws. She must have been so starved for my attention she resorted to this. She is such a capricious little critter.
"Tell my officials to cancel my meetings, and make sure my new palace is finish by the time I am done dealing with the situation in the Frost Palace!"
"My Lord?"
If my beloved wants a palace then of course she shall have one, but that prison is filled with any number of bad influences. She already has plenty of bad habits, I dare not imagine what might happen should she fall in with a bad crowd. I'll need to go pick her up right away.
"My lord, what should the new palace be called?"
"It does not matter! Now, hurry and prepare my carriage!"
"Apologies, but your majesty's carriage was destroyed last month!" My subordinate spoke, reminding me how my father-in-law obliterated my carriage when I came to propose.
"Then the Crimson eye! Oh right! That was destroyed as well! Hm?"
I was rather puzzled as I tried to think of a mode of transport befitting of this great lord. It has to be sturdy enough that it won't break from one of Noxy's love taps, but it also has to look awe-inspiring so I can sweep her off her feet when I arrive. However, none of my remaining aircraft, carriages and legendary beasts would be able to handle Noxy's tantrums, and the few that did were too strange and off-putting for this great lord to be seen in.
"*Sigh* I suppose there is no helping it!" I muttered as I just decided to hop on my demonic sword and fly there myself.