Long ago, in the shattered digital kingdom of NetherEther, power was not measured by strength or wisdom… but by Dick Picks — ancient, mystical portraits of legendary warriors named "Dick," painted by monks known as the Scroll Bearers.
Each "Dick Pick" held within it unspeakable power: charisma, ego, chaos energy, and a JPEG resolution of 800x600. The originals were said to be so powerful that they could crash entire networks, seduce firewalls, and summon thirst demons from the Cloud Realm.
These picks were never meant for mortal eyes.
But during the First Meme War, the Sacred Folder was leaked by the Rogue Archivist known as Ligma the Bold, spreading the Dick Picks across the land. This event became known as the Great Unzipping. Now, factions rise.
At the center of it all is a cursed teen named Rick "Dicky" Senderson, who accidentally AirDropped an Original Dick Pick to the Sky Queen herself. Now hunted, venerated, and very confused, Dicky must assemble the rest of the ancient picks before the world is consumed by cringe.
The final prophecy reads:
"When the last Pick is revealed, and all are left on Read, the world shall be unsent."