"I-is this thing on?"
"Ah! *Ahem* Welcome everyone! This is your host speaking and welcome to the most interesting Gameshow this side of existence, TRG! Reincarnation Gameshow if you didn't get it by now..."
"I'm your host %@*^&!#% and I'm here to introduce our newest instalment in this game show! Now that you know me I'll have our narrator take it away!"
Finally...Ahem, hello? I'll be your narrator for the duration of this story. I'm quite new but I'll do my best to make it as enjoyable as possible. Let's meet our very "lucky" protagonist shouldn't we?
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"Finally some time to relax...stupid Gerald always making me work overtime to cover for his lazy ass."
Sitting down with a bucket filled with cheap microwavable popcorn is a young man clearly only in their mid 20's at the latest though contrary to their body their face is quite tired looking with deep eye bags and an small but unruly beard.
"And what kind of name is Gerald anyway...like did your parents not love you or something? Hell with that stick up his ass all the time it's probably true!"
The young man is still quite handsome despite his aged face with sharp features and a very full head of hair. Their skin is of a light caramel and they're eyes a very dark brown. As the young adult takes their seat on a very beat up couch that kick their feet up and begin scrolling through the TV.
"What to watch...The Stalking Dead? Nah...Flasher? Nope that started to fall off after the 4th season...Maybe anime?"
As the man begins to settle they land on one choice in particular. A little show called One Peice. "Ah! I haven't watched this in a while? I'm up to date with the manga but I only managed to get to the end of fishman island with the anime. The animation later is supposed to be amazing...Maybe just a few episodes they're like 30% recap anyways."
The man relaxes, they sink into the couch cushions as they watch slowly and slowly getting more invested as they throw their wallet to the side and they're ID falls out. it reads "Myles Baker Martinez."
And as they're ID is fully shown, the air around the man changes. Suddenly the ticking of the old clock quiets, the buzz of nearly ever running fan silences itself and even the sound of breathing slowly gets softer and softer.
And without any fight or noise the life of Myles ends. With the only sound being made is the begining song to the anime known as One Piece.
"So sad!!! The life of our contestant ended right there..Well don't worry I'll save him for that bore they call the afterlife! So narrator you know what to do!"
Sadly...With no sound being made the empty space just collapses over itself. And in that same instance a man pops out, a very similar man to Myles infact so similar they could be the same person...
"Welcome To our game lucky contestant! Oh! I should probably inform you of your fate first..Hello Myles and welcome to your afterlife reward! After all, YOUR DEAD."
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'Am I dreaming??? I get that I was tired but god damn I only got through like 4 eposides before I fell asleep? And what kind of dream is this?? Why is there a neon green shiba inu talking about reincarnation and my death??'
"You appear to be confused? Don't worry i'll explain everything in detail just for you!" The florescent green of small dog glows a strangely dull green as the dog talks. "Welcome to the afterlife! You died! Plain and simple! In case you are curious you died from a brain aneurysm! We totally had nothing to do with it! Not at all!"
'....Isn't that a double negativ-'
"ANYWAY! I'm here to give you your ticket to your very own Isekai adventure! Don't worry, I won't send you to anywhere you don't know! Though don't blame me if you end up getting sent to Beserk or ReZero!"
'...What is going on?!? First I'm trapped in this empty void of space?? Then a neon fucking green dog talks about how I died to a brain aneurysm of all things. Now they're sending me to another world?? What did I smoke to get this type of high???'
"You smoked nothing my friend! Well that's enough chit-chat time to get into the real meat and potatoes! Narrator! Do me a favor and spin! That! Wheel!"
Sigh...Popping out from seemingly nowhere appears a multi colored wheel with multiple bright and dim spots, sections with different sizes, and even small numbers on each and ever section.
As soon as the wheel settles in that space it begins to spin slowly at first, then it picks up speed and starts glowing showing off hues of red, green, blue...Even colors that the normal human mind can't comprehend....Which is giving our guest quite the hard time?
"OH! Shit! I forgot to warn you...Oh...Your mind already collasped...He'll be find as soon as he transmigrates...Hopefully...Hey Narrator! We can cut it short! After all our perfect viewers already know where he's going don't they?"
....I don't get paid enough for this..
"Send him away! To the world of pirates and adventure! To One Piece!"
I need a raise...