Welcome back to another chaotic one-shot from The Voidwalker Chronicles!
In this multiverse-hopping mess, Nero Angelo drops into iconic anime worlds—sometimes to save the day… other times to ruin someone's entire year for fun.
Expect absurd power scaling, disrespectful pranks, emotional gut punches, and of course—Clucknor the Void Chicken™.
This series is for fun, parody, and unhinged chaos.
Now then… let's dive into the madness.
[Before it all went to hell…]
The sun was high. The sea was calm. For once, the Straw Hat Pirates were having a peaceful day.
Luffy was hanging off the figurehead of the Thousand Sunny, yelling "MEAAAATTTT!!" at passing clouds.
Zoro was asleep inside the fridge. Again.
Nami was counting their berry stash and realizing, somehow, they were in debt again.
Usopp was training with Chopper, claiming he'd invented a "Mecha-God-Sniper-King" attack.
Robin sipped tea quietly while reading a book titled "Dark Runes of the Lost Era" (a book that should absolutely not exist in this world).
Brook serenaded the sea with a song about bones and love. Sanji told him to shut up.
Franky was welding something. Nobody knew what. He called it "Ultra-Super-Suplex-Leg-Cannon 9.0."
Jinbei was steering calmly, probably the only sane person on board.
And then…
Zoro opened one eye.
"…Oi. What's that?" he muttered.
Everyone paused. Even Luffy stopped yelling at clouds.
Out in the distance… something floated.
Correction: two somethings.
One was a guy, completely still, floating belly-up on the sea like a corpse. Long white hair spread out around him like a ghost's veil.
The other was a chicken. Sitting on his chest.
Perfectly upright. Perfectly smug.
[The Crew Reacts]
"…I-is that a body?!" Usopp shrieked.
"WITH A CHICKEN?!" Chopper screamed.
"That chicken's sitting like he owns the ocean!" Brook wailed.
"Yohohoho! That reminds me of a joke! What do you call a chicken who—"
"NOT NOW, BROOK!" Nami yelled.
Zoro squinted harder. "He's not dead."
"How do you know?" Sanji raised an eyebrow.
"The chicken just flipped me off."
"… W-what?"
True enough, the chicken raised one feathered wing and flipped Zoro off.
The universe paused for a moment to take that in.
Franky dropped his tools. "That's the most SUPER thing I've ever seen!"
"Quick!" Luffy shouted. "LET'S SAVE THE CHICKEN!"
"Wait—what about the guy?" Robin asked.
"HE HAS A CHICKEN! He must be important!"
[Nero Wakes Up]
As the Sunny pulled closer, Nero's pale eyes opened—half-lidded, indifferent, with the expression of a man who just woke up on a Monday morning during the apocalypse.
He blinked at the blazing sun.
He blinked at the crew.
He blinked at Clucknor, who was still seated proudly on his chest like a beach emperor.
"…Clucknor," Nero muttered, hair soaked and hanging over his face. "Why am I wet?"
The void chicken squawked, but it wasn't a normal squawk. It was more like a judgmental scoff, followed by a series of sounds that absolutely resembled mocking laughter.
"… You threw me in," Nero said flatly.
The chicken nodded.
Luffy, leaning dangerously over the railing, shouted:
"HEY, MYSTERY GUY! NICE CHICKEN! WANNA JOIN OUR CREW?!"
"… No."
Zoro snorted. "You sure? We've got room for chickens too."
Nero floated closer. Clucknor walked across the water, hopped up the Sunny's side, and kicked Sanji in the face mid-air before landing gently on the deck.
"W-WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" Sanji flew back.
"Clucknor…" Nero sighed, still floating like a corpse. "Be nice."
[Chaos Begins]
Robin: "That's not a normal bird."
Chopper: "He's radiating an aura I can't comprehend."
Usopp: "WHY IS HE STARING AT ME. I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING. I THINK."
Franky: "I'm gonna build him armor."
Brook: "Do you lay eggs? Just curious! Yohohoho!"
The ship shook.
Clucknor unleashed his power.
Lightning sparked from the sky in a chicken-shaped arc. A nearby sea king exploded into confetti. Luffy's eyes sparkled like gold.
"YOU'RE AMAZING!!!"
Nero sighed and levitated gently onto the deck, still soaked, wearing a Hawaiian beach shirt, shorts, and sandals, looking more like a guy who lost his way to a resort than a world-ending entity.
"Where am I?" he asked.
"THE GRAND LINE!"
"… Damn it."
[Ending Scene]
That night, a feast erupted.
Meat, fireworks, dancing skeletons, a chicken who now wore Zoro's bandana, and Nero sitting quietly, sipping coconut juice through a straw, expression deadpan.
Nami tried to steal his wallet. It disintegrated in her hands.
Sanji tried to cook chicken curry. The kitchen exploded.
Franky gave Clucknor sunglasses.
Chopper tried to examine him.
He saw the void.
He stopped.
Zoro approached Nero with his swords.
"You strong?"
"I can erase things from existence."
"…Wanna spar?"
Nero blinked. "I'll consider it… after dessert."