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Kakashi put his hands in his pockets and looked at the boy who was scowling.
Kakashi: well, I don't know where he lives so I'll leave that with you.
And Nero finally understood, when he saw the two of Dante and kakashi talking and he said "so you really are my uncle, your so weak and drain looking".
Kakashi ignored the boy and disappeared and Dante stared at Nero and looked back inside the house and saw Ayame standing there with her hands crossed.
'gulp' 2x
Ayame looked at Nero and said "your parents may not want to scold you but I will, how dare you try and hit a girl!".
Nero muttered while kicking the floor softly "I couldn't help it, it looked so punchable, even more so than the other two".
Ayame seethed with rage and raised her hand, Dante stepped forward and said "now, don't be rash".
Ayame: rash! The brat, doesn't care if it's a man or woman and will beat them, how is it rash!, I need to teach him.
Dante quick to respond replied "when facing an adversary, your not gonna say, I can't hit you cause your a woman, right".
Ayame: that's not the point Dante.
Nero watching them argue about what's right and wrong in front of him, he just decided to head home and completely forget about their conversation.
While he was walking away he looked in the distance and said to himself "I'm bored".
Ayame who was tired of arguing with the dumb guy, looked towards the door and didn't see Nero, she looked around more and still didn't see him.
So, she turned around slowly with a little killing intent in her eyes and Dante seeing this, looked away and said "I'm gonna take care of Lyra".
She grabbed him by his hair and said in a threatening voice "no you don't, your gonna make sure Nero doesn't cause any trouble, got it".
Dante thought inwardly [you know, that's a better idea] and he said to her "guess I'll be back late then".
While Dante was walking outside he for second [wait, why am I taking care of vergil's kid] his face twitched to his own thoughts and he murmured "damnit he's using me as a nanny".
Vergil who had received a message from his shadow demon about Dante's muttering, he replied with a smile "of course you are Dante, your my piccolo".
Dante who was walking sneezed and shivered, and he cursed to himself "shit".
Next morning.
Kakashi was standing on a roof reading a book while he had an ear piece in his ear "do you have the target in sight".
Sasuke: target in sight.
The bushes soon started moving.
Naruto: target is moving, I'm ready just give me the signal.
Naruto was waiting for the target to come right to him, before it appeared in the target range he jumped out and grabbed it.
Kakashi: go ahead.
Naruto: I got you!.
Kakashi: have you got the target.
Sasuke: yup.
Kakashi: good, lost pet tura captured.
The target they caught was a cat and it started scratching Naruto's face and he scream down the ear piece "can't we get a better mission than this, I said I hated cats didn't I".
They arrived at the mission hall and gave the cat to a fat woman, who started squeezing the cat in a hug and the cats expression was terrified.
Naruto looked at the hokage and said "can't we do something more than common people stuff".
Iruka stood up and shouted at Naruto "Naruto! I'll have you know that every genin goes through this process, it's to get used to mission...".
Hiruzan: that's enough iruka I'm sure he gets it.
Hiruzan started talking about the rankings of each mission and in which a person who has a specific strength should take them.
Naruto ignored him and started talking about ramen and sarutobi hiruzan who saw it shouted "silence!".
Naruto: you know I'm not the kid I used to be, I don't play pranks anymore, I'm a ninja now, and I want a real mission".
Hiruzan quickly started laughing and said "alright, then I have just the mission for you".
Naruto: really!
Hiruzan: bring him in.
After Naruto and tazuna had a little banter with each other he introduced himself "my name's Tazuna I'm a master bridge builder and i need you guys to get me to my location safely even if it means sacrificing yourself for it".
Some time later.
They arrived outside the village and Naruto acted like runt, all excited and stuff until kakashi butted in "keep your head the game, this isn't a field trip".
Tazuna said "you expect me to leave my life to this runt".
Kakashi: I'm a jonin, and he's with me, so don't worry 'he said with a smile behind the mask'.
After walking for half an hour.
They walked past two puddles and kakashi spotted it instantly and he thought to himself "it hasn't rained in weeks, what a bunch of idiots".
They walked around it and two people quickly jumped out of the puddles and kakashi in response pulled out his small tanto, and took care of them quickly.
Sasuke muttered to himself "so fast, what sword technique is that".
One of the mercenary ninjas scratched Naruto in a desperate move, that was laced with poison.
Kakashi sheathed his tanto and looked at Naruto "your poisoned, what are you going to do with that".
Kakashi walked passed him and said "sorry, about that I didn't expect you to freeze up".
Naruto looked down, and screamed.
Sasuke looked at Naruto and said "what's wrong Naruto, your not hurt are you, scaredy cat".
He fell to ground and thought to himself [just now, I was useless].
Kakashi looked at his contracter and was about to ask him about this true mission level, but decided to leave it.
Kakashi looked at Naruto and said "Naruto suck out the poison and spit it on the ground, make sure you don't swallow it, just rinse your mouth after and use some water to clean your wound".
"Hmm" kakashi looked at Naruto's hand which was healing slowly and he thought to himself [it's much slower than the cut I saw when I was kid, Dante's healed almost instantly back then, and the cut was much deeper than the Blondie's].
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