PART 1
Hello, pathetic mortals.
It is I.
NEKO NEKO.
The superior creature.
The emotional support organism.
The only brain cell in this household.
The one who witnessed everything and now must review it like a traumatized WebNovel reader.
Grab snacks. Your emotional stability. A pillow to scream into.
We begin with Chapter 96–99, also known as:
"THE SAGA OF TWO HUMANS WHO HAVE PHEROMONES BUT NOT A SINGLE FUNCTIONAL NEURON."
📌 Scene 1 — Chapter idk: THE CALM BEFORE THE VANILLA STORM
Let me break it down.
Let me explain the chaos I, a tiny koala, had to live through.
Tina wakes up in Chapter idk like:
"Today is just a normal day."
ME, in the corner, already knowing the plot:
"DELUSIONNNNN 😭💀"
Because what happens next?
Andrew smiles once.
ONE smile.
Just a tiny one.
Barely curved.
Barely legal.
And suddenly Vanilla pheromones EXPLODE like:
💥 V A N I L L A N U K E D E T E C T E D 💥
I swear I saw the wallpaper peel.
Meanwhile, Andrew's Honey is like:
