Chapter 150: Doflamingo's House Full of Children and Grandchildren
Anyone with even a slight understanding of the monsters of the New World would know that Charlotte Linlin has two most prominent hobbies.
One is sweets. She's the terrifying type of person who would conquer and destroy an entire country just for desserts.
The other is marriage.
This year Charlotte Linlin is fifty-nine years old, but the number of her husbands has already exceeded thirty. However, these husbands aren't the point—she simply wants to give birth to children of various races. All the husbands are abandoned after the children are born.
The world's greatest collecting obsession.
Well then, given that, what comes next is simple.
Brett's voice carried a hint of amusement, "If it's that guy, it's not strange at all. He's probably already scared out of his wits and doesn't dare appear before me anymore, only daring to scheme behind the scenes like a rat in the sewers."
"Mama mama!! A rat in the sewers!"
In the palace on Cake Island, Charlotte Linlin laughed heartily, "What an excellent description, Brett!"
Doflamingo gritted his teeth.
But right now he didn't dare speak up in protest—he didn't dare interrupt Charlotte Linlin's phone call.
"But even though it's the ravings of a rat, Brett, this old lady still hopes you can give me some confidence!"
Charlotte Linlin's laughter subsided, "One year's time, and you haven't shown me any progress at all."
"We'll discuss that matter later. Right now there's something more important."
Brett's voice coming through the Den Den Mushi carried both anger and amusement, but strangely didn't seem contradictory.
"Something more important?"
Charlotte Linlin was stunned, "What do you want to say?"
"Just want to get some revenge on a certain rat."
The Den Den Mushi continued relaying Brett's voice, "Big Mom, what do you think of the Celestial Dragons?"
Doflamingo instantly felt something was wrong.
"What?"
Charlotte Linlin was completely stunned, "Why bring this up all of a sudden?"
Then she sneered, "But the Celestial Dragons? They're just trash who were born into good families. Someday I will rule these seas, then step on them into the mud!"
"Is that so? I thought you weren't opposed to them."
Brett's voice carried some regret, "I was going to introduce you to a Celestial Dragon as a husband, let you have a few Celestial Dragon children."
The moment he heard these words, Doflamingo's body began trembling, his face instantly turning deathly pale.
Regret—this was incomparable regret.
There were so many ways to cause trouble for Brett, so why did he have to appear in this place?
Damn it! Brett!! You damned bastard, shut up!!
"A Celestial Dragon husband?"
Almost instantly, Charlotte Linlin's eyes lit up, "Mama mama, although those guys are all trash, this race's bloodline isn't bad!"
"If I could give birth to a few children with Celestial Dragon blood, when I becomes Pirate King, I'd have legitimate reason to inherit the World Government's legacy!"
"Speak up," she asked almost impatiently, "what method do you have to let me marry a Celestial Dragon?"
The desire to make Brett prove himself had long been thrown who knows where.
"It's simple."
Brett's voice carried pleasure, "You just need to capture Doflamingo."
Charlotte Linlin was stunned.
Doflamingo himself was already drenched in sweat.
"Eight hundred years ago, the family that left Dressrosa for Mariejois to become World Nobles was named Donquixote."
As Brett's voice rang out, Charlotte Linlin slowly turned her head.
Doflamingo didn't dare meet Charlotte Linlin's gaze. His face pale, he backed away, "Big Mom, don't listen to this guy's nonsense..."
On Fish-Man Island, Brett heard Doflamingo's voice coming through the Den Den Mushi and immediately felt refreshed, "Oh, the rat is actually at the scene? How perfectly convenient."
"Whether this is true or false, you can contact Morgans for confirmation, Big Mom. I also learned this from him."
Brett laughed, "In any case, he is definitely a genuine Celestial Dragon without a doubt. Moreover, he probably holds some Celestial Dragon secrets—even the Five Elders are very indulgent toward him..."
"Brett, remember to come to the wedding on time."
Before he could finish speaking, only this sentence remained from the other side, then the Den Den Mushi clicked and hung its head, closing its eyes.
The call was hung up from that end.
What a pity.
Brett shook his head helplessly.
He couldn't personally hear that guy Doflamingo's screams.
Doflamingo, how do you feel now? How do you feel?
The palace on Cake Island.
Watching Charlotte Linlin approaching step by step, Doflamingo immediately felt his hands and feet go limp.
"Mama mama!!"
Charlotte Linlin's long tongue licked her crimson lips, "Doflamingo, no, Doffy, come marry me."
Doflamingo's fingers kept twitching, strings emerging then retracting.
Only one thought remained in his heart.
Kaido, save me!
Fish-Man Island.
Brett put away the Den Den Mushi and turned around to see Jinbei struggling hard to hold back laughter.
The two made eye contact.
"Hahahahaha!"
Both burst out laughing simultaneously.
"Well done! Brett! Well done!!"
Jinbei laughed so hard he held his stomach, "There's no more satisfying revenge than this! If I were Doflamingo, I'd choose suicide!"
"But that guy would only choose to survive and then look for a chance to get revenge on me."
Brett also doubled over with laughter, "But I think he should thank me—now the Donquixote family can truly be called a house full of children and grandchildren."
Wasn't that right?
If he married Charlotte Linlin, Katakuri, who's seven years older than Doflamingo, would theoretically already count as his son.
"But, Brett," amid the laughter, Jinbei added, "won't this cause problems? If that guy Doflamingo abandons his dignity to please Charlotte Linlin, he might actually be able to borrow the Charlotte family's power."
"There's no need to worry about that."
Brett said casually, "Charlotte Linlin would absolutely never share her power with anyone. She also has no love for any of her husbands—she simply wants children."
Husbands are merely tools for her reproduction.
"Then I'm relieved."
Jinbei felt reassured, then laughed even louder.
"In any case, let's get ready first."
Brett couldn't help laughing too, but he still managed to say this while laughing.
"Get ready? For what?"
"To attend the wedding, of course."
Although Charlotte Linlin was currently bewitched by that little minx Doflamingo, her suspicions wouldn't disappear so easily.
Having him attend the wedding was for this purpose.
But how could he miss personally witnessing such a shocking scene as Doflamingo and Charlotte Linlin's wedding?
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