Chapter 151: Wedding of the Century
New World, Totto Land waters, Cake Island.
In the palace, the family's main officers had gathered together today.
"So, brothers and sisters, does anyone know why Mama summoned us today?"
Charlotte Smoothie, who had placed her excessively long legs on the table, asked curiously.
"Mama's getting married again."
Perospero, the eldest son of the family who was responsible for calling everyone together, said calmly.
The family's children's expressions didn't change at all.
"Right,"
Smoothie even nodded, "Delscherade and the others are already several months old, so Mama should be thinking about having new little brothers and sisters."
Mother getting married again was already commonplace for them.
"So, who's the marriage partner this time?"
Charlotte Oven, who was always straightforward and rough in personality, said, "Which country's noble or which race's big shot? Who's going to capture them?"
This sort of thing was also routine.
"No, this time the person is on Cake Island, currently staying by Mama's side,"
Perospero's expression was somewhat strange, "Mama had me call you all here just to prepare for the wedding."
"That's right!"
Just then, Charlotte Linlin's laughter suddenly rang out, "This time, I want a wedding that will capture the attention of the entire world!"
The family's children turned their heads.
Then they immediately understood why Perospero's expression was so strange.
Like holding a doll, Charlotte Linlin held the disheveled Doflamingo in her arms, her hand around his waist.
Doflamingo seemed to have lost all life, hanging his head motionlessly. If not for the slight rise and fall of his chest, he could easily be mistaken for a corpse.
"Doflamingo?"
Cracker almost burst out laughing with schadenfreude.
He showed no sign of annoyance that Doflamingo was about to marry his mother and thus become his stepfather.
"We understand, Mama,"
The family's true second-in-command, Katakuri was the calmest among the siblings. He said seriously, "We'll start preparing for the wedding from today. As for timing, would one week from now be acceptable?"
"Mama mama, you all decide!"
Charlotte Linlin affectionately lifted Doflamingo up, planted a heavy kiss on his face with her big mouth, then said, "Me and Doffy will just wait for the wedding!"
"Oh right, remember to contact that Morgans guy. The news that a Celestial Dragon became my husband should be worth a front page headline, right?"
Everyone was stunned.
"Alright, Doffy, come on, let's continue making babies! We can't stop until this old lady gets pregnant."
Charlotte Linlin somewhat disgustingly carried the doll-like Doflamingo away.
Then the officers gathered here finally reacted.
"You mean,"
Smoothie's eyes widened, " Doflamingo is a Celestial Dragon?"
"Let's ask that Morgans guy,"
Perospero was also very curious, "That guy should know something."
They were actually somewhat anxious—taking action against a Celestial Dragon, wouldn't that cause problems?
On some hidden island in the New World, a strange building stood.
"Hahahaha!!"
In the top floor office of the building, the well-dressed birdman was now rolling on the floor laughing, "To think such a thing could happen! Hahahaha, should I say this is just like Linlin? She easily accomplished something we never imagined!"
"Quick, quick, quick! Print more newspapers! I can't wait to get this news in front of everyone on the seas!!"
"Let everyone know about this wedding of the century!"
Brett saw the newspaper the next day.
While eating breakfast at Shyarly's café, he couldn't stop laughing as he read the paper, his shoulders shaking constantly.
"Have you gone stupid?"
Shyarly, sitting beside him eating methodically, glanced at Brett sideways.
"Because it's really hilarious."
Even at this moment, Brett's face was beaming with uncontainable laughter.
The contrast in the newspaper between one fat, aged but jubilant face and another young, handsome but puppet-like lifeless face was truly hard not to laugh at.
Shyarly leaned over, wanting to see what exactly Brett was laughing about.
Including her tail, Shyarly was slightly taller than Brett. When she leaned over, her face was almost touching Brett's.
Without turning his head, Brett could smell the fragrance of her hair.
Light and not overpowering, but so refreshing to the heart.
"This is Doflamingo, right? And Big Mom?"
Although Shyarly had never left Fish-Man Island, she paid fairly close attention to news from the seas, so she had her own understanding of these two protagonists in today's newspaper.
"They're getting married??"
Shyarly, who usually remained very calm in most situations due to her ability to glimpse the future, this time stared wide-eyed in bewilderment.
She couldn't understand at all how a Warlord and a Sea Emperor decided to get married.
"The wedding is in one week."
Brett held up one finger.
"You're going?" Shyarly turned her head.
"Yeah."
Brett nodded, "I need to make a trip to the Charlotte family."
He didn't mention the reason about specifically going to watch Doflamingo's humiliation.
Shyarly nodded, then glanced at Brett sideways again, "A wedding known throughout the world, that sounds really nice."
She didn't know about other things, but at least for that guy Doflamingo it must be more painful than death.
But of course, he couldn't answer Shyarly like that.
Brett felt somewhat troubled.
Fortunately at this moment, buru buru buru, the Den Den Mushi rang.
Brett felt relieved and quickly pulled out the Den Den Mushi to answer.
"It's me, Brett, did you see today's newspaper?"
Tesoro's excited voice immediately came from the other end of the phone, "Hahahaha, that guy Doflamingo and Charlotte Linlin's wedding of the century! What an unimaginable path!"
Shyarly didn't mind and just continued eating her breakfast.
"Actually, this matter was something I orchestrated."
Brett casually told his good friend about his great achievement.
"Hahaha, well done, you did well Brett!!"
Tesoro laughed like an idiot, "I can't wait to see Doflamingo's stupid face! I'll also go to the wedding in a week."
"Are you serious, Tesoro?"
Brett reminded him, "Charlotte Linlin asked me to come, not just to attend the wedding."
"Don't be ridiculous!"
Tesoro said loudly, "Doflamingo and Charlotte Linlin's wedding—even if I die, I must personally attend to witness it!"
What an ultimate fun-seeker.
"Suit yourself."
At almost the same moment, above Fish-Man Island, in Mariejois, Castle.
"What is that idiot Doflamingo doing!!"
The Five Elders were currently in a state of rage, "Not only was his identity as a former Celestial Dragon exposed, but he became Charlotte Linlin's husband!!"
"Damn it!! What if Charlotte Linlin learns the Celestial Dragons' secrets from his mouth?"
"We must find a way to rescue him! Or—"
Wano Country, Onigashima.
"JOKER, what are you doing, you idiot!"
The demon-like man was both drinking by himself and crying loudly, "Waaahhhh, it really is because he's too weak! He actually got captured by Linlin to make babies!"
"Kaido-san, what should we do?"
Not far in front of him, a man wrapped entirely in black leather spoke gravely, "No matter what, Doflamingo is our partner."
"Besides, didn't the newspaper say,"
A fat man nearby added, "that guy used to be a Celestial Dragon? He should still have some value, right?"
"..."
The monster's crying stopped abruptly, then.
"Wororororo! Then let's attend Linlin's wedding after such a long time!!"
The crying instantly turned to loud laughter.
In any case, this wedding of the century was now known by everyone.
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