Author's Note: I am not an editor or a professional writer. I will write this and edit it to the best of my ability. I also do not own Uma Musume, which is owned by Cygames. Watch the animes and read the mangas, for they are pretty good. Finally, please enjoy.
Super Crash POV:
"What the fuck did I just fucking watch!?" I fucking screamed watching the latest race in the tournament. " Honey, calm down; it was just a race." My teammate and girlfriend, Cruel Mind, said to me, trying to calm me down. It did the opposite as I yelled," You fucking call that a race, babe!?"
She then glared at me, making me back up after yelling at her face. She then told me in a good tone," First, never yell directly at my face like that ever again. Second, no, and now that she did it, either the league changes the rules to seal that loophole soon, or everyone will replicate it and ruin the scene. Knowing them, it'll be closed and never be allowed to be done by anyone ever again." I calmed down soon; I'm not a big enough douchebag to let this keep pissing me off even after I hear the logical end of things.
Also, I love Cruel too much to keep being mad in front of her. I then held her and kissed her as she cutely giggled in my arms. We made up soon enough and soon got back to watching the tournament. There was one last race and a concert to watch, were athletes, but music is still too good to miss. Currently, both Cruel and I are in Hawaii rehabilitating after both getting injured last year.
I fucking hate mercenaries. Now my girl and I are studying up to become more strategic and learning techniques to help us both in the future. Funny enough, when we got here we were just teammates, but got closer and soon began dating. Now we know too much about each other. Everyone was very surprised when we told them, having opposite personalities and all that.
She's the cheating, strategic type like Bio Kind and Agent Celeste, but strategic. While I'm the honorable, hard-working kind like Agent Onyx and Lore Platinum, but talented. We're watching the tournament right now to get data on our targets, the Bloody Broncos. Know your enemy and all those proverbs. We first saw them in action after hearing what happened in Wellington.
We watched a replay of the whole tournament soon after. Then saw some of the greatest performances we've ever seen. My girl locked in on Ivory, the one who lit the marathon scene on fire. Then to Cobalt, the record breaker herself. She studied them until she found weaknesses that barely existed.
I just watched normally and saw the largest asshole I've ever seen disrespect fellow players and the game itself. Agent Ash. I knew Obstacle races are cruel in their own way and some players are just terrible. Speaking of those mercenaries and criminals hiding in the league, Ash is a super villain in comparison. She hurts you and the game itself not to gain anything, but so she can.
She tries to hide behind excuses like trying to gain victory or doing whatever is necessary cause I'm not talented. I don't agree cause she didn't have to choose this life; she didn't have to hurt these people. She surely doesn't care about this sport after what I just saw in the Super Major. I called my shot after watching Wellington. First telling my girlfriend what I wanted to do.
Then I told the team my goal, and they all supported me. I now trained and rehabbed at the same time. Studying tactics and techniques to take down Ash. While my girl Cruel studied Ivory and Cobalt like a mad woman. Then came up with strategies to beat them.
I don't agree with her methods, but I love her too much to stop her. Everything she does is legal currently, but I think this time she's stepping up her game. She loved what Sweets did and wants to replicate what she did, but crueler. She's even making plans to call other teams to work on this project with her. I'm usually called the Super Heroine by fans, but if they see me now, they would be very disappointed at what I'm allowing to happen.
League's Head of Rules POV
Today was a crazy meeting with the leadership of the FSRL. I, Tom Vance, Head of the league's Rules and Regulations enforcement and Management, saw our great leader Red Bloomberg declare war on those tyrannical dullards of the NRL. This time they had crossed the line, staging a massacre against our players. Thank goodness the team we want to sponsor, the Bloody Broncos, like a miracle, came out of nowhere and saved the day. Our commissioner's insight truly is great.
The NRL is run by those vile criminals in the underworld. I once wondered why we had such a large military we call our security, but once I learned who we were truly facing, I finally understood why. The NRL rejected me once because their corruption could not fathom hiring an orphan who rose to become someone great amongst their ranks. I joined the FSRL expecting a league run by morons not knowing what they were doing, but what I got instead was a force fighting to free the sport I love from the evil of the underworld. I fell in love with this league and will do anything to make sure it succeeds.
That horrid league's spies and mercenaries linger in our league, but the evidence is too few, and rules have not been broken. That is why they still exist in our ecosystem. Now, though, we are forming new rules, and I have no one else to thank but the Bloody Broncos themselves. Ash and Chestnut find loopholes and things that need to be bettered every time they race. They bug-fix every flaw and weakness in our league to attain their goals, helping us out in the process.
Now we're at a meeting recess as we're creating new rules to implement in the future. That's when one of my subordinates bursts into the room. During my lunchtime too, how rude. He began screaming saying," Sir, emergency you have to see this. Agent Ash did something that not only upset the viewers, but every player and team including her own." I then said my thoughts out loud," What could she have done that would cause such an uproar, and send you panicking?"
I looked unconcerned as I was busy eating and continued by saying," What is it so bad that she even angered the other Broncos?" He then turned his iPad towards me and told me," Everyone is now questioning our ability to maintain our league, because of what she did sir. Watch what she did." He pressed play and soon my mind went from oh how cruel to OH SHIT!!! I saw the entire race and now understood why everyone was pissed.
That little shit disgraced the sport with that stunt and we need to close this loophole sooner rather than later. Lucky for me today is a good day to do just that. I ate my lunch and calmly told my team I'll take care of it. Once the recess ended, I arrived at the meeting room, and soon I found out that everyone knew what had happened. The financiers and management were pissed and I even said something to push forward about blocking this mess from existence.
That's when Red our great leader staying calm and quietly listening to us stood up. Red then raised his arm signaling everyone to quiet down. We did and soon he spoke saying," First order of business, Ash will not be suspended for finding a hole in our rules, as she also broke no rules either. Second riding and swinging is a fun strategy so banning it outright would just be a tragedy. Still leaving it unregulated will kill the sport."
Everyone was staying calm trying to hear our trusted leader out as he continued speaking," That's why we should put time limits on both strategies allowing them to ride, swing, and glide for a few seconds before having to step back on the field. This will keep the strategies viable and the race fun without destroying the scene itself." It was brilliant, as it allowed parkour and more on obstacle races. This also kept the integrity of the game and didn't cause technical problems like the last rule additions. Having to build bigger gates, and buttons in a week was such a pain.
Still, they complained that they didn't get their way. I then did my job and yelled," Enough!! I know all of you are angry you didn't get your way, but it's time to stop acting like children and see the bigger picture. This decision protects both the scene and the race. While also protecting our image and reputation. Ash did not break any rules and helped point out a flaw in the system that we needed to patch."
I look around as I stand on my words," That is something we cannot punish, for it will kill creativity and frighten away others from finding flaws in the future. We have received a free bug test for this race and we should be grateful. This decision also keeps the obstacle race the most creative and free race in the entire world keeping our league the most interesting league in the world. Finally, this decision also keeps our image of distance but effective management in place. People might get mad, but this is the correct choice and after we refine it, over time they will see we made the correct choice."
The room was silent and soon everyone calmed down and some were stubbornly holding on to their beliefs and walked out. Others patted my shoulder and told me I did a good job. The meeting broke apart, but soon Violet the boss's assistant handed me a note. She told me," This is from the president, please read it in private." Soon she left the room with the boss as the high leaders, the closest to the boss went with him.
I left the room and went to a private one and read the note," Go to this location and meet with me privately at this time, Red Bloomberg." The note had an address and a time on it. It seems I had a private meeting with the boss. It was tonight that's why I went back to my hotel room first and got ready. The only tuxedo I packed was the awkward orange one my wife bought me.
I was in a rush cause this meeting was so sudden, and I had a flight to catch. I wore the tuxedo and after my preparations, I went to drive to the location. Once arriving I went to the meeting hall and there Violet came to greet me. She opened the door and inside were Red Bloomberg and the rest of the high leaders. Some were on Zoom calls doing business and others were just there talking to each other.
Red soon stood up saying," Tom, welcome please sit we'd like to speak with you about something important." I did just that at the only available seat near the table. Red then spoke as soon as I sat down," Let's get down to business, Tom would you like to join the high leaders or the company?" I was speechless, finally after all these years I could truly be one of those at the top of the league." Ted looked impatient and I soon answered," Of course sir, but why would you want someone like me to be in such a prestigious group?"
Dark Forge soon laughed and so did the others. The tension then went away and Red spoke saying," Calm yourself the high leaders that you and the other lower leaders look up to are just a group of close family and friends fighting for a single goal." I always knew the high leaders were close, but they're closer than I thought. Red soon continued saying," You see Tom we've kept our eyes on you since you joined, and we know everything about you. Everything about your past to now."
He then got up from his seat and walked towards me. Once he got to where I was he spoke saying," For years you saw things clearly for what they were instead of just following orders blindly. You are an ally cause you truly believe in this league and respect it. You proved that again today, and I think we need someone who can gather information and see things for how they truly are, someone like you." I was speechless as he truly knew me.
I then got myself together, stood up, and replied," Mr. Bloomberg, I'll be happy to be amongst you." We then shook hands and soon the windows and doors were shut with reinforced shutters. All the cameras and tech were shut off. Red then spoke saying," Good, I guess you're ready to hear everything." He grabbed his mask and so did everyone else. I was speechless, the boss was actually removing his famous mask in front of me.
The other high elites did as well. Once he removed his mask I saw his face. He spoke saying," Tom Vance a reintroduction is needed, my true name is Arthur Crownly and our goal is to destroy the Gold Family Mafia while conquering the NRL." I have been knocked speechless too many times in the last 10 minutes. Crownly was famously the name of the family that ran the NRL, and Arthur Crownly was known as the late older brother of the current NRL owner.
I understand now that this wasn't only about competition between two leagues, but revenge for the Gold Family Mafia for taking everything that was supposed to be his. I could only imagine what would happen if the boss was the leader of the NRL. I see that it would have become unstoppable. The boss has innovated and brought the scene to new heights to the point that it challenges the former number one NRL. Then he brought the scene to where it was never before.
Now it's in countries and continents thought impossible to enter. I soon stood up and shook his hand saying," Sir it might have been surprising learning who you truly were, but I choose to follow the man, not the mask." He then smiled saying," Good to know Tom, but since you'll be part of my group I'll introduce you to the others. First is Dark Forge Supervisor of the Americas, her true name is Halo." Holy shit it's the grand leader of the Halo family, one of the top families in the racing scene.
He then continues," Next is Violet Smith Head of Security and my main assistant, her true name is Yuna Takegawa. Next is my best friend Blue Thomson, Head of my spy network, true name is Shigeyuki Nishiyama. After him is his wife Green Top, Supervisor of Asia, Australia, and Oceania, true name is Sister Mill. After them is White Core, head of the Supervisor of Europe, Middle East, and Africa, or EMEA, true name Cocoette. Finally my wife and true love Yellow Sun Head of Daily and Combat Operations, true name Duplicit. These guys have been with me since the beginning of the league's founding, and they would do anything for me, and so would I for them."
He soon turned to me saying," Now would you?" I was speechless with each introduction. After Halo was international tech icon Yuna Takagawa. Then the CEO of Seiun Food Enterprises, Shigeyuki Nishiyama. Then the Head of Sky Mill Charities Sister Mill, and the Queen of Ireland Cocoette appeared.
Finally, the leader of Sunny Shores the top security firm on the planet, Duplicit was here. What the fuck was this lineup? That's when it hit me all of these companies formed at the same time near the founding of the FSRL. Also, Cocoette gained worldwide influence around that time as well. It all made sense, these guys are on top of the world because of our boss Arthur himself. I knew I had to be in this group.
That's why I answered honestly," Sir when I had nothing you took me in and allowed me to become the man I am today. I am here because you allowed me to earn my way upwards and chose to recognize my abilities. Now you ask me if I would do anything for you. My answer is absolutely even before I learned who any of you are." " Bahahaha.."
Arthur laughed in joy at my confession, while others giggled or laughed as well. Arthur then spoke saying," Good. Now you'll need a secret identity as well for secret operations. Yuna handed him his gear, and it seems the suit you chose is fitting. Your code name will follow our tradition of color-coded code names."
He then smiled at me saying," Welcome to the High Leaders Tom, or should I say Mister Orange." I was happy, but damn it honey you couldn't have chosen a better suit. Now I'm stuck with wearing this garbage forever. I sighed and accepted it saying," Glad to be here sir." He then told me," No when we're in private none of that sir stuff, instead call me Arthur."
Fan Boy Bill's Wife POV:
What in the fuck did I just watch? Why the hell did she just do that? I'm asking this in my head so I don't curse out loud in front of the children. I am very upset at what I just watched, cause I might be a new FSRL fan, but like everyone else in the world, I've watched racing since I could remember. That performance shamed the sport itself.
At first, when my husband introduced this league to me I wasn't much of a fan. Relays looked like a gimmick, Obstacle races were scary, Marathons were boring, Flats were the same thing everywhere, and Mixed races didn't exist yet. Then we got married and had children, and that's when I told him to give up the NRL to focus more on work and family. Still, he wanted to spend time with his friends one last time at an event. We made it a goodbye event with everyone in the family there. We went to Wellington to celebrate and they were disappointed in was a minor tournament instead of a major one, but they got over it soon enough.
Wellington turned out to be amazing. It was the debut event for my new favorite team, The Bloody Broncos. The first race was a relay that introduced us to 3 monsters that we now know, and 1 we don't. The second race reintroduced marathon racing as a battleground for elite stayers. The third race showed us greatness and beauty on a cruel field.
The fourth and final race showed us 4 greats with different styles and philosophies. That day my family, friends, and I who weren't fans were made into lifelong ones. The concert then opened my mind to new music, before giving me the most thrilling escape of my life. This was great and I wanted to see more. Fast forward to today.
We had a gathering at Tom's house to watch the Super Major. Where the best of the best gather in the league. I was excited and wanted to see how my Bloody Broncos would deal with this challenge. They did very well with the first race Cobalt the doubted and unproven on singles races breaking the world record with everyone and getting first place. The second race, Chestnut debuts and saves everyone from an assault from the NRL causing my husband and his friends to wear face paint and declare war online on the NRL fans.
I'm now wearing a Viking helmet and carting a sign saying," FSRL superiority." Third race Rose enters the Obstacle race and turns it into her performance stage. It was beautiful. Then Celeste showed up and it created my new favorite ship. Next race Spice arrived and competed for the Stayer Crown with its two kings.
In dominant fashion, a new king was crowned. She established the basics and the new standard for marathons. Next, the relay, which I now cheer for, as first Ebony showed off with her music, then her running performance. She's a savant on dirt. Followed by the Captain's epic performance of all high-level skills.
Proving why she is captain of this team. Good times soon ended cause every racer pissed me off in some way afterwards. Onyx waited for the other teams to catch up like a dumbass and pissed everyone off. Then she changed everyone's mindset showing the most honorable race I've ever seen. I will never forget that run and interview, but soon that ended with Celeste running with the dirtiest run I've ever seen.
Everything she did was within the rules, but was dirty and close to breaking the rules. Next race was Crimson and she was dominant, but a sore winner. My husband told me she was just a competition junkie, but it didn't stop me from getting pissed off. Now we arrive at Ash who just won a race without touching the field once. Then proceeded to look down on everyone and give a super villain level speech.
I soon got up and went to the backyard of Tom's house and screamed like a mad banshee. I was pissed, and soon I was cursing loudly and insanely. My husband came and held me before I could break anything. He then told me saying," Honey it's okay, I got you." I started whining about Ash and everything.
He just listened and held me while sharing sympathy. Soon we sat down and I looked at his painted face, and Viking warrior outfit. I soon smiled and told me," Honey you might have gotten angry, but I'm very happy you did." I was confused and asked," Oh, why is that?" He then smiled telling me," It shows me you care enough about what I love for you to feel this, Terra."
I then laughed and hit my dumb husband as he faked being hurt. That's when we heard a shocked scream from the living room. We both ran back inside as Bill yelled," Guys what happened!?" Tom looking at the TV looked at my husband and yelled," Bro you won't believe what just happened." We were at the edge of our seats.