Chapter 113: Onee-san Moe Moe Beam
"What a heart-shaking sight, contestant Jeanne of class France has just entered the stage and already unleashed a deadly oppai in his face!
"This is bad... it looks like Eikou-kun is about to be suffocated by her 'Holy Milk,' such a death would be completely worth it! Damn it, my own student being subjected to this by the French Saint, it makes me both jealous... and pitiful, I only regret that I can't replace him to endure this sweet-smelling 'pain' myself!"
Finn spoke with a face full of grief, hating that he couldn't charge up himself to solo Jeanne.
"Oh well, whatever, it's fine, I'll just sit here in the special commentator's seat and harshly criticize this kind of conduct then..."
Right at that moment, on the livestream screen appeared the figure of Lancelot —— which was actually Jeanne Alter.
Without a second thought, she directly used mana to interfere and jam the projection spell.
"Huh?! Why is the livestream being blocked again!"
Before Finn's eyes, there was only a screen full of static snow.
"Could it be that even Lancelot, who is originally a Berserker, in the end couldn't endure anymore? Fine, this is understandable, the image of the drunken Holy Maiden truly isn't suitable for broadcasting outside... After all, he's also French, this really is the so-called 'family scandals must not be spread outside'!"
...
"..."
After successfully blocking the live broadcast, Jeanne Alter finally breathed a little sigh of relief.
What that Finn said wasn't wrong either, this was indeed a shameful family scandal, absolutely must not be seen by outsiders.
Through the slit of the knight helmet, her golden eyes looked toward Jeanne in a swimsuit right beside her,
Only to see her older sister tightly embracing Eikou in her arms, her full and proud chest pressed firmly against his cheek.
Eikou was about to be squeezed to the point of suffocation, but strangely, he didn't really seem displeased.
For a moment, it was unclear who was taking advantage of whom...
But this situation, in every sense, was extremely dangerous!
Jeanne Alter already knew that as long as her sister put on a swimsuit, her personality would shift into a free-spirited, open type, one could even say a "crazy onee-san."
Yet she never expected that after drinking the Water of Life, she could go even this crazy!
If this kept going, Eikou would surely be shaken in more than one sense, then lose miserably.
Bonk!
Thinking of this, she hurriedly used her armored hand to knock Jeanne in a swimsuit on the head, hoping she could regain a little clarity.
"Umm... that hurts, why did you suddenly hit me..."
Jeanne had no choice but to let go of Eikou in her arms, raising her hand to rub the back of her head where she had been hit.
And Eikou at this moment finally had a chance to breathe, collapsing back into the seat.
His heartbeat once again reached the danger threshold.
"...Can we hug one more time?"
The drunken Jeanne, her face flushed with an enchanting red, bloomed with a sweet and charming smile.
"Absolutely not..."
Eikou hurriedly waved his hand in refusal:
"I am a good student of the breast association belonging to class Britain, please don't test me like this..."
What the hell is a breast association, has his logic already been completely broken by the boobs of this crazy woman!
Jeanne Alter secretly complained in her heart.
"Eh, but aren't we participating in a dating show challenge... it seems to be called, Onee-san Heart-throbbing Challenge?"
Jeanne Alter: "??"
Has this woman finally gone completely insane, what exactly is she trying to do by joining this game?
Luckily she had shut off the 'camera' in time, otherwise if she embarrassed herself even more in front of everyone, what dignity would be left.
Eikou was originally about to say something, but when he saw her drunken, innocently silly expression, he gave up on explaining and simply nodded.
"That's right, you still have about four minutes left,"
He said:
"I've already helped you keep time, please do your best to perform, White Jeanne-san."
Wait a second!
Jeanne Alter screamed in her heart, wanting to stop him but unable to show it too obviously.
She thought inwardly, that brat has no idea just how outrageous the swimsuit spirit origin of this crazy woman really is.
Once she switched to swimsuit spirit origin, she would no longer be the image of the serious good student in everyone's impression, but would turn into a shady element, totally unreasonable, casually firing off 'Onee-san moe moe Beams'!
And now this crazy woman is drunk on top of that...
Jeanne Alter didn't even dare imagine what would happen next.
Before her eyes was nothing but hell!
What a pity, at this point it was already too late to stop Eikou.
Jeanne Alter dropped her shoulders, she let out a sigh.
"...Forget it, anyway soon you'll know just how terrifying this woman is!"
She lowered her voice and said.
"Hum hum..."
White Jeanne in swimsuit, with her drunken dazed eyes, had already sat right down next to Eikou, that is, on the very same judge's seat.
Originally the seat wasn't spacious at all, now it became even more cramped.
Eikou tried his best to give her space politely, but still couldn't avoid brushing against her body. Whether it was the slender shoulder revealed beneath her coat, or the hot, tightly wrapped swimsuit fabric, he could clearly feel it.
A bad premonition rose in his heart. Even though drunk White Jeanne looked harmless, she radiated a dangerous aura completely different from Marie Alter.
Without violating the game rules, he shifted his body outward as much as possible.
Rustle!
But the very next second, he was pulled straight back into Jeanne swimsuit's embrace.
"Why did you move away from onee-san's side?"
The breath of White Jeanne carried a sweet warm scent of alcohol, brushing against his ear, making Eikou's earlobe flush slightly red.
"...Sorry, Jeanne-san,"
He spoke somewhat embarrassedly:
"It may surprise you to hear this, but I am not actually your younger brother, and you are not my onee-san."
"Though my responsibility as a judge is to cooperate with your performance, honestly speaking... this kind of onee-chan play is really way too embarrassing for me!"
At the side, Jeanne Alter thought to herself: Very well said! You have to strongly reject like that, don't let her take advantage!
She cast her eyes toward her elder sister.
Only to see Jeanne swimsuit suddenly stretch out her jade-like finger toward Eikou, a pink heart-shaped light spreading right before his eyes.
"..."
Before him suddenly popped up a line of reminder text:
[Jeanne Archer has fired a 'Onee-san moe moe Beam' at you.]
[Please make an Agility check.]
"???"
What the hell is with a 'Onee-san moe moe Beam'?!
A dice rolled down.
[Check result: A, greater than your Agility stat.]
[Check failed!]
[You have been struck by Jeanne Archer's Onee-san moe moe Beam in a situation where you couldn't react in time.]
[Under that bizarre pink light, you can't help but dumbly stare at Jeanne's beautiful face, only feeling she has become more enchanting than ever before.]
[Your brain turns hazy and dizzy, unable to think of anything other than Jeanne onee-san anymore!]
"Damn it..."
Eikou couldn't help but panic.
This was practically already a mind-control skill straight out of a doujinshi hentai!
A dignified French saint, why is it that just by changing into a swimsuit she ends up wielding such a bizarre skill?!