I used to think PTA meetings were boring gatherings where middle-aged parents argued about vending machine sugar limits.
That was before Lilith decided to join.
And declare war.
Scene: PTA Room, Monday – 6:00 PM
There's something terrifying about a woman walking into a school meeting in 6-inch stilettos, a blood-red pencil skirt, and a blouse so powerful it made the principal visibly forget his wife's name.
Lilith strolled in like she owned the school—which, given her demon queen energy and bank account, might not be far off.
I was sitting in the back, hiding behind a fruit juice dispenser, internally screaming.
She said she just wanted to "observe." She brought a war binder. There are tabs.
Introducing the Enemy: Ms. Bianca
Biology teacher. PTA President. High heels. Hair too perfect. Smiles like a Disney villain who found religion and Pilates.
She stood up and did her usual thing—talking about modesty in uniforms, healthy cafeteria options, and banning "those obscene idol posters in lockers."
Then Lilith raised her hand.
"Excuse me," she purred. "If we're discussing uniforms, I suggest we begin with yours."
Everyone froze.
Bianca blinked. "Pardon?"
"Your blouse is polyester. It offends my eyes."
The Meeting Implodes (In Style)
Bianca: "Who even are you?"
Lilith: "Kazuki's stepmother. I've come to protect his mortal purity and ensure his academic success."
Me: "My what now?"
Lilith, to the room: "I've prepared a five-point plan to improve school morale, raise GPA scores, and eliminate bland cafeteria food. Step one: fire the drama teacher. He's clearly cursed."
The drama teacher: starts sobbing
Bianca tried to fight back.
She failed.
Words were exchanged. Passive-aggression became active. Lilith summoned a PowerPoint mid-air using magic. The screen actually burst into flames during slide three.
The Room Erupted in Debate
The band teacher accused the janitor of being a vampire (not wrong).
A mom threw her latte.
Someone fainted when Lilith summoned a demon intern named Gorpax to pass out index cards.
By the end, Lilith was standing on the conference table, wings out, pointing a crystal pointer at the budget spreadsheet screaming, "YOU CALL THIS A FIELD TRIP ALLOCATION?!"
The principal fled.
Bianca was last seen Googling "spiritual cleansing services."
After the War – Outside the School
Lilith walked out with me like it was a casual stroll.
She looked pleased.
"Why?" I asked. "Why did you do this?"
"Because," she said, brushing imaginary dust off her shoulder, "that woman looked at you like you were a snack. And only I get to look at you like that."
My nose bled for 3.5 minutes.
Later That Night – Kazuki's Room
I got a new note in my locker the next morning.
From Bianca.
It read:
"Tell your stepmother I hope she chokes on her sarcasm. Tell her I'll see her at the next meeting. Tell her I'll bring visual aids."
Lilith found it.
She smiled too wide.
"Oh good," she whispered. "War it is."
End of Chapter 6
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