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Dragon Man Fights for Elf Butt by Throwaway1971
Books » Private Rated: M, English, Romance & Humor, Words: 262k+, Favs: 40, Follows: 50, Published: Oct 9, 2023
2Chapter 4
Okay, I have to take a deep breath and calm down... I won't panic. "A contract?"
She quickly nods. "Yes! Betty has been waiting for you... Only for you..." She still crying... Damn it, what did Echidna do?
I try giving her a smile. "I... Am not against that, I'm just a bit confused on why?"
Beako goes back to reading her [Tome Of Wisdom]. "Betty was so, so, so lonely for so, so, so long I suppose." She takes a look at me. "Mother told Betty to wait... For 'that person', so one day Betty could entrust the library to them... Betty waited and waited and waited... But you never came I suppose."
"I'm sorry Beatrice." I instinctively apologize, there's so much sadness in her voice that it's almost making me cry as well.
She gets closer to me and shows me her book. "This is Betty's Tome of Wisdom, it shows Betty's fate I suppose, it was a gift from... From Betty's mother." I nod to show I'm paying attention. "But even though! Even though Betty tried her best!"
"Even though Betty followed every step it showed me! Even though Betty spent all her days here waiting! Even though Betty denied all who came here for her! Even though Betty defended this place from all intruders! Even though Betty memorized all of the thousands books this library has! Even though... You never showed up, I suppose!" She seems to be feeling a mixture of happiness, sadness and rage.
I can only nod. "I'm so sorry Beatrice."
"Even though Betty watched Roswaal pass on! Even though Betty kept this place clean! Even though Betty mastered her magic! Even though Betty accumulated as much mana as she could! Y-you didn't show up... for four hundred years Betty waited here... All alone!"
She gets closer and touches my face, as if confirming I'm real. "Day after day Betty waited for you I suppose, but then... Then... Betty's tome showed nothing... Even though Betty tried her best... The pages were empty, somewhere in the path I must have failed, I suppose."
I get on my knees and hug her. "Beatrice... No, Beako..." I feel her breathing stopping for a second. "You did not fail."
She hugs me back. "Betty knows that, I suppose. Because now you're here... Finally..." She hugs me tightly. "Betty's book... Yesterday it finally began showing Betty's fate again, I suppose."
I use of my hands to start head patting her. "I'm sorry I took so long Beako, I should have gotten here sooner." I couldn't of course, but it's hard to not feel bad when there's a small girl bawling her eyes out.
"Betty... Betty still has a future I suppose! She can still go outside I suppose! She didn't break her last promise with mother I suppose! Betty stayed a good girl for all this time I suppose! That's why... Now that you're here... Will you make a contract with Betty, I wonder?"
"Yes, anything you want Beako."
Her crying starts stopping. "Then will you love Betty I wonder? Please love Betty I suppose!"
"I will" Kinda hard not to.
"W-will you show Betty a brand new day every day? Will you make enough memories with Betty to make her forget the past four hundred years I wonder?"
"I will." I feel that's the only thing I can say.
"Can you... Make Betty the number one in your heart I suppose?! Please!"
"I can and I will." I really want to punch Echidna.
Every single part of my [Being] agrees with that, I'm still stamping her, but I'm punching her first.
The spirit whispers in my ear. "Subaru, Orsted, Subaru, Orsted."
"Huh?" Why is she repeating my name.
"Betty wants to remember you name forever I suppose! Subaru! Orsted! Subaru! Orsted!" Ah! She's screaming on my ear. "Please stay with Betty..."
I give her a thumbs up and a grin. "Sure, you just got yourself a dragon god." I nod to myself. "Yep, you just caught a legendary roaming Subaru."
Betty isn't crying anymore, but her eyes are still red. "Betty is so glad... Subaru... Orsted... The tome already tells Betty I suppose, but Betty still wants to hear it... Are you 'that person'?
"Yeah, without a doubt, I am that person."
She goes back to crying. "Then... Please make Betty fall in love with you... Please make Betty fall in love with living again... Can you do that I wonder?"
"I will, I promise." I know promises are the most important thing for a spirit. "Let's make a contract."
"You must play with Betty every day if possible I suppose, that's part of the contract." I nod. "You must sleep with Betty and hold her hand, at least a few days of the month."
"Of course."
"Betty won't allow... You cannot contract other spirits I suppose."
I nod smiling. "Got it, spirit NTR isn't allowed."
She stops hugging me and I let her go, she then points at all the books surroundings us. "These will all be yours..." She points at herself. "Betty will be yours I suppose."
"That's sounds great, I need a cute loli girl, and also the library I guess."
"Betty will drain your mana at least two times a day... Those are the terms of the contract, will you accept it I wonder?"
I extend my hand towards her. "Yes, I accept them Beako, from now on you won't be alone anymore."
She slowly and hesitantly takes my hands. "Then... Then the contract is made I suppose."
I feel Beako's mana connecting with mine, it's going to take some time to get used to it, but it's not like it feels bad or anything.
I caught a Beako! A dark type spirit!
Shut up Ash Ketchum, get out of my head.
Beako puts both of her hands in her chest. "Betty is finally with someone..."
I go into my trademark [Subaru Natsuki] pose. "Yep, and I finally got myself a girlfriend in this new world!"
Beako steps back in shock. "G-girlfriend?! As in a lover?!"
I nod my head enthusiastically. "Yeah! Welcome to my heart Beako, you just got yourself the main heroine spot!"
Beako looks me up and down. "Betty would... Be more than okay with that I suppose."
Eh? I was expecting more denials. "For real? Not gonna reject me or something?"
Beako shakes her head. "Never... I've waited so long for you... Becoming your l-lover feels fitting I suppose.
"Okay then! Time for your charming prince to get you out of this prison!" I hold Beako's hand and start taking her outside.
I'm saving the 'princess' first, I may have messed up the order a little bit, but I will be beating the big bad evil 'dragon' known as Echidna later.
"W-wait I suppose!"
I stop moving. "Huh? Is there something we forgot?" I can't really think of anything...
She nods. "Yes, in fact!"
Hmmm, I see! "I understand." I say seriously.
I pick Beako... And kiss her of course! My tongue enters her mouth without resistance and with [Sticky Fingers] I know exactly what to do!
The [Original] wonders when did he become okay with french kissing a loli.
The one known as [Subaru Natsuki] thinks something like 'finally my isekai truly begins!'
[Orsted The Dragon God] feels like he's becoming too much like Rudeus, he weeps a little.
And somewhere in a place where no light can reach both Satella and the Witch Of Envy think about ending the world right here and now.
Sadly I do have to release Beako eventually. "There you go! A true love's kiss!" Yeah, I got what she wanted me to do, we are completely in synch with one another.
Beako however blushed bright red and screams. "W-what are you doing I wonder?!"
I shrugs. "Is it not what you wanted Beako? No need to be shy."
She steps back. "N-no! Betty wanted to discuss your injury in fact!" Ah! We aren't in synch at all!
I fall to my knees. "My greatest of apologies Beako! I let a passing otome husbando possess me!" Thankfully I didn't kabedon her.
How do you kabedon a loli anyways?
Beako takes my statement seriously. "Where is this 'otome husbando'? Betty will destroy him and free you I suppose!" I can feel her gathering mana.
I sigh. "Sorry, I was joking Beako." One day I will make this neet know modern references I swear!
Beako takes a deep breath. "Betty already knew that you were a pervert since Betty was watching you, so this isn't a surprise I suppose." Eh? Watching me? Who's the pervert here?!
Betty takes a look at me. "We need to see the state of your wound I suppose!"
I nod. "Got it, no more Pervbaru." I feel Ram's spirit laughing at me.
Beako shakes her head. "N-no! Betty likes Pervbaru, this is just not the time I suppose!"
"Thanks Beako, but please don't start calling me Pervbaru, I'll cry for sure." Cutely enough Beako nods with the utmost seriousness at that. "Got to say though, I expected way more of a freak out from you."
Beako shrugs. "Betty is four hundred years old, and this library does possess books of 'that' variety." I want to read Echidna's porn collection.
Echidna left her porn collection to her daughter... Maybe she wasn't a bad mom after all...
Nope, she definitely was.
Beako shakes her head. "But enough with the distractions." She points at my stomach. "Lift your shirt I suppose!"
"Ah~ How forward." Ignoring Beako's blush I do as she ordered.
"You are the forward one here I suppose." She puts her hands on my stomach and her palms start shining, she's concentrating pretty hard so I stay quiet, I don't wanna spook her while she's messing with my insides.
Being healed feels kind of relaxing actually, I can actually feel the discomfort go away, it's pretty cool.
Eventually Beako stops and looks back at me. "It's done in fact." She nods to herself. "Thankfully it wasn't too troublesome to heal you I suppose."
I headpat Beako. "Yeah, I was expecting this thing would take days."
Beako starts grinning. "As if! Betty can heal a wound like this easily in fact! It's just that Bubby's daughter is lacking I suppose!" She's bragging how cute.
Still... "Please don't call Mili lacking she will cry... Also Puck will murder me." Since I was already hitting on Emilia while he was sleeping yesterday I imagine my Puck points are currently zero, no need to make it even lower.
Beako sighs. "A-are you still pursuing the half-elf I wonder?" She sounds sad, for obvious reasons.
I nod. "Yes, but don't worry, my heart has enough space for two." Save me [Alluring Whisper]!
Also my heart has enough space for not just two, but hundreds, so don't worry Beako!
Beako's face becomes neutral. "Betty understands I suppose."
Bad. A neutral Beako makes my heart sad, she should be smiling. "Don't worry Beako, there's no need for you to accept it right away, I'll just prove it to you with time."
Beako smiles. Finally. "Betty will be waiting then I suppose."
I put my hand to my chin and make a thinking expression. "So anything I'm forgetting? Or is it time for me to face Roswaal and tell him I stole his loli?"
Beako face goes to annoyance. "Betty does not know what 'loli' means, but do not refer to her as such." Sorry Beako, but I will keep doing it! "Also... There is more I suppose."
I figured as much, no way Echidna was gift wrapping me her daughter with nothing attached to it. "Okay, lay it on me Beako."
She nods. "Betty's tome said that when you feel ready, Betty should take you to the sanctuary..." She pauses. "The sanctuary being the place where mother rests... Eternally..."
"When I'm ready?"
"Yes I suppose, Betty can take you there since I can connect our library to it... So there is no need to rush I suppose."
Got it, so Echidna was basically telling me to get whatever shit I wanted done with already and then go see her.
I should be careful, I don't know if I count as half-blood or not, but if I get stuck in the sanctuary... I do not know if I could pass the trials.
How would they even look like anyways? A weird mixture of the past life of all three people that made up my [Being]? That was gonna be weird...
Hmmm, wait I just thought something strange about what Beako just said. "Hey Beako, what do you mean 'ours'?"
Beako smiles. "Betty means it's ours, the library I suppose." She proudly gets up and signals to the library behind her. "This library was always meant to be given to 'that person' so it's yours in fact! Feel free to kick that annoying Roswaal away!" Ha! Now that would be awesome!
It's probably not a good idea to pick a fight with Roswaal for no reason though.
But I have a question for Beako. "Hey Beako... Do you think the Sanctuary could lock me inside the barrier."
Beako looks surprised. "So you do know about it... Are you half-blooded I wonder?"
I sigh. "I don't know if I would be considered one or not."
Beako sighs back. "Then Betty does not know, you should be prepared before heading to it I suppose."
I nod. "Got it Beako, I'll tell you when I'm ready." I pick up Beako in a bridal carry. "Well, Time to leave!"
Beako screams of course. "What are you doing I suppose?!" She's blushing, how cute.
I kick the door of the library open. "I'm taking my cute princess bride and leaving of course." And finally I leave the library.
And come face to face to the most shocked Roswaal I have ever seen, I guess he was waiting outside... Oops?
He looks at me.
And then the spirit in my arms.
And then at me again... This repeats for a while, but eventually he says. "W-what did you do?"
I smirk. "I got myself a cute bride." Beako squeals in my arms.
Roswaal looks at the ceiling with the face of a man who just found the answer to life's greatest questions. "I-I... You truly are terrifying Subaru Natsuki." He still not doing his whole speech thing.
Beatrice then angrily points at Roswaal. "Do not insult Betty's Subaru I suppose." Cute, keep defending me Beako.
Still. "Beako I appreciate the sentiment, but please don't go insulting my possible boss." I don't want to get fired from a job I technically haven't even gotten yet.
Roswaal waves us off. "No need to worry Subaruuuu-Kun, I'm actually quite happy right noooow." Well, that's a relief, also his clown act is back. "But I do wonder... Weren't you going to romantically pursue Lady Emilia?"
I nod enthusiastically. "Yep, I'm definitely getting together with Mili as soon as possible." Can't give up on that elven body.
Roswaal smiles, it looks strained. "Buuuuuut, I thought you had just declaaaared that Beatrice is you bride?"
I give him a big smug smirk. "Yeah, she's is." Beako puts her face to my chest to hide her blush.
Roswaal blinks a few times in astonishment. "So you will... Romantically pursue Lady Emilia and Beatrice?"
"Yeah, actually I'm planning on getting a harem."
Roswaal looks like he just lost whatever god he had found before. "I seeeeee. What?!" Sorry clown man, but that's just the way I roll.
While I nod in confirmation Beako says. "Humpf! It would be wise to not doubt Betty's contractor I suppose! He can do anything I suppose!" Thank you Beako! You're definitely gonna get the coveted position of harem manager.
"The worst part is that you're probably right..." Roswaal mumbles.
Beako still angry continues. "Don't go whispering about my Subaru in fact!" Beako, my poor job, please respect my boss...
Roswaal nods. "My apologies..." He still can't hide his tone. "I'm juuuuuust shocked."
I wave him off. "Don't worry Lord Roswaal, I know you are surprised, but I am a man who dreams big."
He shakes his head and his eyes drop. "Didn't you saaaaaaay your dream was to traaaaaavel the world?"
I nod. "Still is, I want to see everything this world has to offer! Food! Fighting! Art! And girls of course!" Especially girls.
Beatrice nods her head nostalgically. "Just like mother I suppose." Hey Beako, I feel like you just revealed something about Echidna right there, also don't compare your new lover to your mom, that's weird.
Actually, maybe Beako had a mother complex, scary thought.
For his part Roswaal stays quiet, so I continue. "That's right, I'm going to taste and feel and learn every single thing this world has in store, I won't leave anything untouched."
He gazes me deep in the eye. "Perhaps Beatrice may be right... You really are similar to her..." Please don't compare me to your weird waifu.
Beako for one gets mad. "You nevet met mother, Roswaal. Don't act like you know her from what your ancestors told you I suppose." She does not know.
That said, I'll have you know I'm nothing like that greedy sociopath.
All I want is to mindrape my way across the universe, I'm nowhere near as bad as her- Oh wait, I'm worse than her, definitely.
Actually I might be the biggest threat this world has even seen, suck it Satella! Suck it Pandora! Suck it whatever else is out there! I'm the the final boss here!
Oh, that's not really a thing to feel proud of? Sorry, but I still will, in fact I might begin practicing my long deranged speeches so I can truly begin fitting in among the Re: Zero villains.
I feel Beako poking at my cheek with her fingers. "Wow, Betty's contractor even does long monologues inside his mind! Just like mother in fact!"
Roswaal nods. "I'm glaaaaad, you found a worthy contractor Beatrice, truly." I can feel the sarcasm at the 'worthy' part clown.
And so can Beako. "You are not allowed to mock Betty's Subaru! Remember that in fact!
Roswaal nods. "Yes, of course Beatrice." He thinks for a second. "Buuuuuut, I musk ask if you healed Subaruuuuuu-Kun."
Beako nods. "Betty did of course, it was easy in fact!"
I put her down from the bridal carry, and before she can complain I begin patting her head. "Yeah, she did good! As expected of my future wife hahaha!" All my girls are top tier!
Betty is blushing. "O-of course, Betty is amazing I suppose... But can you pick up Betty in that way again I wonder?" And back to carrying her in bridal style I go.
I would complain, but Beako is super light, I could probably carry her for hours and not even feel it.
I basically had a pocket loli! Actually that's giving me some ideas...
Sadly Roswaal interrupts my (perveted) thoughts. "Still noooooow, that you are healed you know what that means. Don't you Subaruuuuu-Kun?."
I nod. "Yeah, I have to beat Rem, right?" Time to finish my job interview.
He smiles. "Indeeeeeed, though now that you are contracted with Beatrice it will be muuuuuch easier." I'm surprised he's even letting me use Beako in the fight, but I guess it makes sense, a spirit arts user's strength is his spirit after all.
Beako nods enthusiastically at Roswaal's idea. "Yes! Betty will crush that poor excuse for a oni I suppose!" Beako, please don't insult sensei, she might hear that and get even more of an inferiority complex!
But, I'm actually against the idea of fighting with Beako. "Nah."
Both Beako and Roswaal become silent for a moment until Roswaal finally opens his mouth. "Whaaaat do you mean?"
I elaborate. "It means I'm fighting by myself." Before Beako can interject I continue. "When I accepted fighting Rem it was a one against one, I can beat her by myself so I will." Besides, I want to test my strength.
Roswaal nods. "Veeeeeery well, but be aware that if you lose, you will noooooot become Lady Emilia's bodyguard."
Beako humpf's. "Of course Betty's contractor will win! But be warned that if Subaru leaves so will Betty I suppose!" Roswaal widens his eyes.
I look at her. "Don't worry Beako, I will definitely win this." A dragon always wins against an oni!
Beako smiles. "I just said you would in fact! Betty has a 100% confidence in her contractor I suppose!" My cute spirit loli is way too cute.
How many times have I called her cute now? It doesn't matter, I'm sure I'm gonna call her cute even more from now on...
In fact. "Beako is cute, Beako is cute, Beako is cute, Beako is cu-"
Beako interrupts me, she has become a tomato. "What are you doing I suppose!?"
I smirk. "Just stating facts."
"W-well, Beako appreciates it I suppose." Cute. Again.
That said I have some stuff I need to ask Ros-Chi. "Yo Lord Roswaal before I absolutely annihilate Rem can I eat something?"
He nods. "Of cooooourse, but please do not 'annihilate' Rem." As if you care... Actually you do, you're just super evil about it.
Can't even blame you for it, since you got groomed by what is the equivalent of Makima and Orochimaru doing the fusion dance. "Oh, I also have another thing to ask Lord Roswaal."
"Ask awaaaaay, Subaruuuu-Kun."
"Let me fix Beako's hair, it's all messy." He hesitantly nods and I silence Beako before she can object.
No worries my cute spirit! This [Subaru Natsuki] was an expert at doing a woman's hair, it was a hobby of his to crossdress after all.
Perhaps one day the legendary [Natsumi Schwartz] will grace this land.
My poor little heart may never heal.
Okay let me explain what led me to this conclusion.
After my talk with Roswaal we all went to eat breakfast... And Mili didn't show up.
I then went and fixed Beako's hair bringing those twin drills back to life... Still no sign of my cute half-elf.
After that Roswaal lent me a sword, it doesn't have any enchantments on it or anything, but it does have Roswaal's family symbol, a falcon, on its hilt.
And so I am now here on the gardens, about to defeat Rem... And I have no half-elf cheerleader.
Life is pain. "Ah... Where's my Mili..."
Beako slaps me upside the head. "Pay attention in fact!" Sorry...
"But Beako, I'm about to get the job of being a bodyguard to a girl who isn't even here..." I Can't guard a person who I can't even see... Probably.
Actually Orsted might pull it off one way or another.
"Noooooo need to worry, Subaruuuuuuu-Kun, Lady Emilia is simply shy." Oh yeah, the clown is here too, he's watching to see if I'm all that.
Ram scoffs. "Hah! I'm afraid Lady Emilia has finally seen your true colors Playerbaru, in fact once she hears about your relationship with Beatrice-Sama I'm sure she will never want to see you again." Oi, please don't tell her right now...
Also why do I hear jealousy on your voice, Ram? Don't tell me tsun maid here is jelly cause I got with someone besides her...
Actually I haven't even talked with Ram that much, but I did stay in that carriage with her for hours! Don't Underestimate [Alluring Voice] and [Love Spot, they're basically authorities with how strong they are!
Well, whatever I just got to make up with Mili later... "But... How am I going to win without a cute cheerleader..." What kind of harem protagonist didn't have a harem cheering for him in the sidelines.
Beako slaps me upside the head again, please stop Beako, I might get a concussion before the fight. "Stop moping I suppose!" She points at herself. "And Betty is right here to cheer you on! There is no need for Bubby's daughter I suppose!"
Rem who's waiting for me to get into position finally intervenes. "Indeed Subaru-Kun, moping doesn't suit you... Come show sensei what you've got!" Ah! My teacher is encouraging me!
Don't worry Rem, I will be sure to get those bells and prove myself worthy to be a genin! Wait, wrong show.
"Yeah, you're guys are right! Besides Beako alone is enough to power me up fifty times just by looking at her! I'm basically a super saiyan right now!" That's right! Waku waku, or whatever the hell Goku says.
Beako nods happily. "Betty is glad you're finally getting some confidence back even if she doesn't know what a 'super saiyan' is I suppose." She smirks. "And there is no way a Dra-" I block her mouth with my hand.
I can't let her tell everyone I'm a dragon. "Hahaha! Yeah I'm great..." She raises an eyebrow. "Maybe some stuff needs to stay between us..." I whisper.
Beako slowly nods, thankfully the rest seem to assume she was talking about something non-important and mind their own business.
Actually considering how much they ignored the weird stuff around canonical Subaru, that might be a specialty of theirs.
Right, I can't delay it anymore, it's time to face the music.
Right as I'm about to get into position for the fight I hear a voice ring out. "W-wait!" I look to the source of the voice... It's Mili!
Yes! Best girl has arrived. "And this is super saiyan 2." That's right, with Mili here I finally learned that fighting for what is right isn't a sin.
Ram mumbles. "No one understands what you say Nonsensicalbaru." True, but I must still say it, else I will die (inside).
Mili comes close to us, she probably ran here. "S-sorry Subaru, I shouldn't have kept you waiting..."
I shrug. "It's fine Mili, I said some embarrassing stuff yesterday so I understand."
She shakes her head. "No... I should at least face your feelings head on!" Oh! EMT! "Subaru... I don't really know anything about love or romance or stuff like that... But I'll try my best to learn about you a-and maybe fall in love with you one day!"
An angel, there's an angel standing in front of me! "Emilia you truly are amazing."
Emilia blushes. "T-thank you... You're a-amazing too..." An angelic tomato! What a rare find!
And before I can say anything else her crystal glows and Puck comes out of it, he begins by staring me down and saying. "And it will be a S-L-O-W romance. Understood?" Got it, don't fuck your daughter on the first date.
I bow. "Yes Puck-Sama! I will treat your daughter well!"
He nods. "Good." He then takes a look around and sees Beako. "Oh! You decided to come here and watch Beatrice? It's unusual to see you outside the library."
Beako comes running to Puck's side. "Bubby!" Puck puts on a big smile at seeing her. "Betty's here because she finally found 'that person'!" And his eyes immediately widen.
He takes a look at me. "Beatrice do you mean him?!" Beako nods, Puck smiles gets even wider. "I see, I'm really happy for you Beatrice."
Emilia gasps. "So Subaru is now contracted with a spirit?! In just one day too..." Thank you for boosting up my ego.
Puck looks at Mili. "Trust me Lia, it's even more amazing than you think... Well I'm just glad Beatrice is finally free..." He comes closer to me. "Oh, if you make Beatrice sad I'll kill you by the way." Wow! He delivered that with such a casual tone!
As expected of the spirit that will make the entire world into his daughter's eternal funeral in case she dies.
Beako interjects to Puck's treath. "Please don't kill Betty's Subaru!"
Puck chuckles. "Don't worry I'm just joking around Beatrice."
I chuckle back. "Oh, also I'm dating Beako now."
Everything gets colder. "Okay, I'm killing you now Subaru, make sure to regret toying with my daughter in the after life." No! Don't send me to Od Laguna!
Beako face twists in shock. "Bubby! No!" Yeah! Bad Puck!
Actually it's more like bad Subaru in this situation... "Sorry Beatrice, but playing around with my daughter is a ticker straight to death." Oh boy... "And to think I vouched for you..." Eh? Vouched for me?
Oh I see, he's the one that helped Emilia into deciding about facing my feelings head on.
So basically he encouraged his daughter into pursuing a guy, only to find out that guy already had a girlfriend and was just messing around with his little princess... Yeah Puck, kill that bastard!
Wait... That bastard is me, so please show some mercy.
Emilia of all people interjects. "Stop Puck!"
"Eh?" This comes from every single person here, even the maids and the clown who are just watching from afar, hoping to escape the inevitable destruction of this world.
Emilia now mad pulls Puck by the scruff. "You're scaring people! Bad Puck!" Mili, please stop reprimanding your father like he's a house pet.
Puck agrees and free's himself. "But Lia! This guy just-"
Emilia stops him. "He just told us some rea~lly good news! So why are you mad?" Huh?
I don't get it... And neither does Puck. "Lia he's dating Beatrice! He was lying about liking you!"
She pauses. "H-he was?"
And before Puck can dig my grave I say. " Nope! Still trying to seduce you Mili. "
Emilia smiles now comforted, and Puck gets angrier. "You goddamned playboy!" He starts gathering mana in the air, guess I'll die...
And Emilia pulls him by the scruff again. "Puck! Stop! What's wrong with you!?"
Beako gets in front of me and gathers mana too. "Betty will defend her contractor I suppose, even if he is a hopeless pervert in fact!" Thank you Beako, I was actually spooked for a second.
Puck makes an angry face at Beako. "Hey Beatrice in case you didn't notice you're contractor just admitted he wants to cheat!"
Beako shakes her head. "Not cheating in fact! Betty's Subaru is aiming for a harem I suppose!"
Puck stays silent for a moment. "I-I... Excuse me?"
Emilia makes a thinking pose. "Hey Puck, what's a harem?"
Puck instinctively responds. "When you're older I'll tell you Lia." I feel like the fact that this is your default response is not a good sign Puck.
He shakes his head. "No it doesn't matter... You get why pursuing two people romantically is bad right Lia?"
She gives him a confused look. "Not really." And Puck's face twists in surprise. "I actually think it's wonderful! So much love!" EMT?
Now that I think about it, her only problem with Regulus's harem was that he mistreated his wives and they didn't love him, outside of that she was fine with the situation.
EMT for sure.
Puck looks at Mili for a moment. "I... We're talking more about this later Lia." And then gets back into the crystal.
Mili holds her crystal in confusion and mumbles. "Geez what was that all about..." You are far too angelic for this world Mili.
I nod. "Yeah, Puck was acting weird..." Beako gives me and incredulous look and I can see Mili's crystal shaking.
Seethe and cope Puck, seethe and cope.
Roswaal finally speaks up. "That waaaas quite entertaining." He looks at me and then at Rem. "But you have something to do, don't you Subaruuuuu-Kun." I nod
But before that I'm unexpectedly kissed by someone... It's familiar somehow.
I closed my eyes by instinct when I was kissed, but when I open my eyes I see... Who the hell is this stranger?!
I thought it was Beako floating for a second, but what stands before me is a blond bombshell who also happens to be very much not a loli!
She gives me a shy look. "Betty's just giving you a good luck's kiss I suppose..." Oh...
"You're huge! How?!"
And she slaps me upside the head again. "Betty is a spirit she can change some small detail about herself I suppose!"
How is growing up a few years in appearance 'small'?! Well whatever. "This is to go even further beyond." I've done it, with the power of adult Beako I finally reached super saiyan 3.
I then nod at Beako. "Thanks's Beako... You have no idea how many fantasies you just gave me."
Beako looks at the ground blushing and starts tapping her feet. "Good I suppose!" She then reverts to her loli form and leaves to stay in the sidelines.
Oh, Emilia looks like she's about to explode of embarrassment, she's muttering. "B-babies..."
I take a look at her. "Silly Mili, spirits can't have babies." No, I won't correct her about the obvious thing, I'm devious like that.
Emilia calms down and nods, she too follows Beako.
Well time to get this shown on the road, I step up to Rem. "Let's start sensei."
My hot teacher nods, she's holding her giant flail, thankfully her horn isn't out, she will regret that.
For a rare moment [Orsted The Dragon God] takes center stage.
A shift in the air, everyone notices it, even if weakened Orsted is still a man that has a certain presence, I notice Rem's body getting tenser.
There's a fair distance between me and Rem, I will need to defend myself at the start, I draw my sword and go into the water god style.
Roswaal gives the signal for us to start.
She throws her flail at me, I dodge to the side quickly and move closer towards her, Immediately she shifts gears and changes her flail to hit me from the sides.
With water god I manage to jump over it while still keeping a steady foot, I can feel her preparing magic, she screams. "El Huma!"
But nothing comes out, I extended my hand and cast [Disrupt Magic, for a second she takes a look at her hand in disbelief.
That second is all I need, I shift into sword god and just like that I'm in front of her, I put my sword to her throat. "You yield?"
She nods and drops her weapon, she didn't even get to use her horn.
I sheath my sword, and put my hands up. "Victory!"
That's right [Subaru Natsuki, you have officially lost the title of neet!
AN: Beako good, that's all.
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