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Dragon Man Fights for Elf Butt by Throwaway1971
Books » Private Rated: M, English, Romance & Humor, Words: 262k+, Favs: 40, Follows: 50, Published: Oct 9, 2023
2Chapter 5
"That was very impressive Subaru-Kun." The blue haired oni comes closer to congratulate me.
I smugly shrug. "I know right? But please, do tell me more." After Elsa beat my ass in the capital I had begun to worry about my strength, thankfully it seems that I can manage opponents of Rem's level at least.
"Fishing for compliments does suit you Desperatebaru." A sudden Ram appears! She insults me as easily as she breathes. "But do not get cocky, my dear sister was going easy on you." That's true I guess, she didn't use her horn after all.
I wave her off. "Yeah, yeah, I know Goddess Ram." I almost want to ask to fight Rem again just to prove I can beat her with her horn.
Surprisingly enough sensei actually defends me. "You're wrong sister, it wasn't Subaru-Kun who was lacking..." She puts her hands to her chest and sighs. "It was me... I underestimated him, and payed the price for it."
Ram nods. "Indeed Rem, and now we will have to suffer with Playerbaru's continued existence in the manor." Hey Ram, I'm right here...
Rem nods. "Yes sister, please find in your heart to forgive me, and call for my help if Subaru-Kun ever tries his luck on you." Please do call for Rem, I am currently in need of a threesome with twins.
Ram takes a look at her and smiles. "Worry not, your big sister will gladly throw you to the wolves if necessary." You truly are amazing Goddess Ram, even more shameless than me.
Still, I do have to defend myself. "Hey can you guys stop acting like being near me equals death!"
Ram smirks. "Indeed, that would be a bad comparison, at least a person's suffering will end with death, Scummybaru over here will keep tormenting someone for an eternity." What am I?! Satan?!
Rem smugly nods. "Yes sister, Subaru-Kun has no limits, thankfully he seems to be focused on Beatrice-Sama, who happens to look like a child..." She puts her finger to her mouth and takes a pause. "And Lady Emilia who thinks like a child..." She looks at me with a glare.
And so does Ram. "Unforgivablebaru." No mercy.
I look to the ground in shame. "Sorry, that's all I can say." Please don't send me to jail, I won't last a second there...
Ram smirks. "Hah! I just told you that you're unforgivable, but maybe if you kowtow a thousand times I will spare you."
I fall to the ground in shock. "Ah! A young lord took control over Ram!" Damn you generic jade beauty seeking protagonists!
Ram and Rem simply look down on me like I'm the scum of the earth, I shamefully get up. "You guys are mean..."
After a moment of awkward silence my teacher speaks up. "You are incorrect Subaru-Kun, I am simply disciplining my unruly student." She really got into the teacher role! Hot! "But, enough wasting time, go talk with Lord Roswaal, he signalling for you."
I take a look and see that the clown is indeed calling for me, how sad... I need to talk with Roswaal... Stranger danger personified.
"Yeah, got it, time to talk with my boss." But before I leave I speak up. "By the way, I'm definitely aiming for you two, don't think Beako or Mili are enough for a insatiable guy like me."
Ram and Rem's faces twist into shock and Ram says. "No-Limitsbaru!"
I smirk. "Yeah, you girls are way too goddamned beautiful." Please carry me [Alluring Whisper]! "I definitely can't ignore it"
Both of them blush and look at the ground, thank you [Alluring Whisper]-Sama!
Ram raises her head. "Didn't I tell to no get too cocky Lesserbaru? You don't even begin to compare to Lord Roswaal."
I shake my head. "I'll prove you wrong Ram, just give me some time." As if Roswaal could compete with my mind washing powers!
I leave, but I hear my teacher whispering. "Why?"
I almost turn around to respond, but I don't think she wanted me to hear that... So it's time to talk with Ros-Chi!
I go towards the court magician, he's standing with Beako and Emilia.
The first thing I do? I pick up Beako and spin her around of course! "I won Beako!"
Beako screams mid-beyblade action. "Betty saw I suppose! Now stop spinning Betty in fact!" Sadly I have to stop.
I let Beako down and she beams. "As expected of Betty's Subaru, he completely controlled the flow of the battle I suppose!"
Mili too comes to congratulate me. "Yeah Subaru, that was su~per impressive!"
I nod excitedly. "Yeah, thanks, I'm glad I got to show off!" Having a bunch of girls hyping me up is awesome! This is the true battle harem experience!
"Yeeeees, it was an amazing fight Subaruuuu-Kun." Even the clown compliments me!
Yes! Suck my metaphorical dick more! I'm on top of the world baby!
After a moment Emilia makes a thinking face. "Hey Subaru... That was super amazing, but..." Eh? Did I mess up somewhere? "You did way better against Rem than against Elsa..." I messed up!
Roswaal raises an eyebrow. "Oh? I heeeeard Subaruuuuu-Kun fought brilliantly against the Bowel Hunter... Was that incorrect?" Mili please don't dig my grave! I already have your dear father for that!
Mili denies Roswaal. "No! He did great against that woman... But he was acting much more confident and skilled against Rem..." Oh, shit.
The reason for that was that I was growing immensely fast of course, I was training magic everyday and so my [Battle Aura] which relied on mana was stronger, also I had grown immensely with my fights, even now after Rem I already felt stronger.
But I doubt I could just convince them that I was some Reinhard level prodigy who could become immensely stronger after every miniscule amount of training...
"I..." I need to think of some excuse... "I didn't have a sword against the Bowel Hunter so I did worse, my specialty is with a sword." Yep, that sounds good, I did say I was a traveling 'swordsman' after all.
Mili nods. "Oh!" She pauses for a moment. "I'm sorry Subaru..."
I make a surprised face. "Why? You didn't do anything." If it's about you questioning me just now don't worry Mili, I know I'm the most suspicious guy this world has ever seen!
Actually Roswaal might give me a run for my money.
Emilia looks ashamed. "It's just that... If I thought about making an ice sword for you in that fight maybe you wouldn't have gotten hurt." Nope, that's totally my fault Mili, I needed to have thought of that.
I shake my head. "Mili there was no way for you to know I was a swordsman, so no worries." It was my fault for underestimating Elsa, besides even if I had a sword, that woman would have still kicked my ass.
Even now I'm sure she could gut me, maybe even faster then the last fight since she wouldn't underestimate me.
Scary, please don't gut me for you sexual pleasure Elsa! I do not consent!
Mili smiles. "Thanks for reassuring me Subaru... Still I'm sorry you had to go through that to protect me, and now you're going to get into even more fights because of me." She looks a little sad.
I smirk. "Don't worry Mili fighting to protect a fair maiden is the dream of every swordsman." Either that or fighting super strong people.
Sadly I am far too normal and so I prefer using my 'sword' over using my sword.
The half-elf blushed. "Thank you Subaru, just make sure to take care of yourself too... Okay?"
I nod, I know Emilia would hate me getting hurt because of her. "Okay Mili, just for you I'll become invincible."
She giggles. "I wouldn't ask for something so unreasonable, but when you say it I almost believe you really will." Oh poor sweet EMT, doesn't even know I am absolutely being serious here.
Beako interjects. "Bubby's daughter shouldn't worry, Betty will keep her contractor safe in fact." My guardian angel!
BMT? Nah, gotta think of something else. "Yeah, I'm already strong, now imagine me and Beako working together!" I give Beako a thumbs up. "We're going to be the perfect team."
Beako awkwardly gives me a thumbs up back. "Betty agrees, let's be invincible together in fact!" Cute, she's starting to imitate my subarisms.
I hear Roswaal clapping. "My, my, I'm glaaaaad you and Beatrice are liking each other Subaruuuuu-Kun." He smiles. "Really, but I do have a question." Oh, here comes Suswaal.
I apologize, I will never think the word Suswaal ever again.
I give my (now) boss a smile. "Ask away Lord Su-Roswaal." I almost let that slip, if I had done so the only solution would be [Return By Death].
He looks at me in the eyes. "What diiiiiiid you do to stop Rem's Huma?" Maybe, I shouldn't have used [Disrupt Magic] huh?
"It was... A type of magic that disrupts mana interfering with spells." I doubt I can get away with some dumb story
His eyes widen in shock. "That's..." He takes a moment to recompose himself. "Even I would have difficulty doing that... Moooost impressive Subaruuuu-Kun."
I nod. "Thank you for the compliment Lord Roswaal, but I am nowhere near your level, I just happened to pratice this specific thing for quite a while." And by that I mean one night.
He nods. "Still, something like that would take years to learn..." Sorry I'm such a cheater Ros-Chi.
I smirk. "I can be quite diligent." Don't underestimate a guy who can beat the bloody palace in DMC V.
Even if it's only with Vergil who's broken as hell.
It's still impressive shut up!
The clown smiles. "Indeeeeed, I cannot deny that Subaruuuu-Kun." He puts his hand in his chin, making a thinking pose. "Now would you be so kind and follow me to my office?"
I tilt my head in confusion. "Why? Don't tell me the job interview is not over yet!" Oh no... This giving me some bad past flash backs!
He shakes his head. "Doooooon't worry, you now are Lady Emilia's official bodyguard." He pauses. "Buuuuuut, we still need to discuss some things... Such as your saaaaalary for example." Oh, money!
I nod. "Got it Lord Roswaal, just lead me there!" Disposable income here I come!
Beako interjects. "Betty will follow along I suppose! To make sure Roswaal doesn't swindle Betty's Subaru in fact."
I give her a bright smile. "Thanks Beako, I can't even read, so you're goint to be a big help with whatever contract Lord Roswaal throws my way."
Beako blushes. "Don't worry, this is the minimum Betty can do for her contractor I suppose."
Roswaal for one looks confused. "You can't read Subaruuuu-Kun? I thought Rem was teaching you."
I give him a look of shame. "Geez, give me a break Lord Roswaal, I only had one day with her..." For real, how in the hell would I already know how to read?!
Roswaal gives me a strange look. "Indeeeeed, my apologies Subaruuuuu-Kun."
Beako and I follow Roswaal to his office and negotiate the terms of my contract.
Well, Beako does most of the negotiating, though I do use [Alluring Whisper] here and there.
In the end it basically goes like this, I am Emilia's bodyguard who must try his best to protect her from threats to her safety, but I'm also basically a hired mercenary so if she orders me to go slaughter some randoms I will do so.
My room is now next to Mili, so I can guard her better, sadly I did not have the courage to ask about sleeping in the same room as her.
I get to live here for free and eat for free too, also I get paid in holy gold coins, a good amount according to Betty, not only that, but if I'm hurt and can't continue my duty I still get some money, basic work stuff yada yada...
Oh, my contract lasts until the end of the royal selection, though it hasn't even started yet... I also am now officially under the employ of the margrave, which is useful for some stuff I guess... And Ros-Chi will provide me with clothing worthy of my station, basically I get a work uniform.
I also asked Roswaal for a big bed, so I can sleep with Beako of course... And so I can sleep with other people too, but I didn't say that to Roswaal for obvious reasons.
Roswaal clasps his hands together. "And with that negotiations are over." About goddamned time, I spent hours here...
Betty nods. "Betty managed to obtain favorable conditions for her contractor I suppose." She looks at me with expectations in her eyes.
I nod and start giving her headpats. "Yep, good girl."
She smiles. "Betty only did what was expected of her I suppose!" Cute, my adorable spirit is far too cute.
I wanna mess her up and make her scream my name...
Ah calm down Subaru, if you unsheath your legendary blade here you will surely die of shame!
The thoughts of Roswaal seeing me pop a boner makes me shiver, Thankfully that kills any chance of me popping a boner in the first place.
Still... Tonight I'm going to sleep with Beako... Ah! Control yourself Subaru! It's too soon!
Well I need to think about other stuff so I finally ask Roswaal what I have been wanting to for a while. "Hey, Lord Roswaal... Could I get a feel for the area?"
The clown raises an eyebrow in confusion. "What do you mean Subaruuuu-Kun?"
"Well, when I came here in the carriage I noticed we passed through a village... Basically I like to know what's around here." I pause. "Knowing my surroundings will be of help when guarding Mili." I need an excuse to go kick Meili's ass and lock her up in a dungeon so I can use my mind controlling powers and turn her into my loving slave.
There is no joke, that is the current plan.
I admit it's not a good one... But it's the one I have, also locking a evil loli in a dungeon sounds... Weirdly hot.
Roswaal nods. "Indeeeeed, that village name is Arlan, Rem and Ram go there weekly to gather supplies... I dooooon't mind letting you go there with them next time." Okay! Visiting loli village is going to happen!
I smile. "That's great Lord Roswaal." But there's another thing I want to do... "And speaking of Rem and Ram... I think you might be pushing them too hard my Lord."
He makes a look of contemplation. "I suppose that's true, buuuuuut they seem to be doing a wonderful job nonetheless." It's all sensei, please don say 'they' like Ram actually does anything. "Don't you agree Subaruuuuuu-Kun?"
I nod. "Yeah, they're great... But only two maids for this giant mansion feels like it's going to tire them eventually."
He closes his eyes, lost in thought. "Veeeeeery well, then what is your suggestion Subaruuuuu-Kun?"
I smile. "Maybe call another maid here? Hopefully a experienced one... That way if we need more we can hire from Arlan, I'm sure they would love to work for the margrave." That's right, all of this conversation has just been me trying to bring Frederica here.
I did say I was her strongest soldier.
Ah! Your sister has got it goin on Garfiel! Shark teeth tall blonde girl equals best girl! I want to do unspeakable things to her!
I feel like a carnivorous plant waiting for a fly so he can eat it, sorry Frederica, but right now there's a dragon god you never even met planning to mindrape you into his lover just because you're hot.
Scary, I'm a scary guy, and the company is even scarier.
Roswaal finally speaks up. "You make a compelling case, Subaruuuuu-Kun I already have somebody in miiiiiind." Please be Frederica and not some random.
Ugh, nothing kills an erection faster than a nameless maid, sorry it's canon or nothing to me, it's probably stupid, but it's how I feel.
In the end I'm just gonna need to wait, but just to be sure. "Oh, by the way Lord Roswaal... Preferably one with combat capabilities, it bound to get dangerous here once the royal selection starts." I'm probably pushing too far, but I will do what I need to get a cute feline woman who's biggest wish is to be carried like a bride by someone taller than her.
Cute, the girls in this world are way too cute.
Roswaal nods. "Don't worry Subaruuuu-Kun, I was thinking the same." Hopefully our thoughts are in synch enough for him to understand that what I truly desire is another waifu.
I pause, speaking of the royal selection. "By the way Lord Roswaal... When will the royal selection start."
He sighs. "I have nooooo idea, it's supposed to start once the final candidate is found, buuuuut so far not even the famous sword saint can traaaaaack her down." Sorry Felt!
"So, they're only starting once they find her huh?" Hopefully later than canon, the longer it takes for Emilia's candidacy to become public knowledge the more it will delay the witch's cult from acting up.
The reason they never did anything in the wrath route was because she never competed after all, and while I do plan on making her king, I'm also hoping for enough time to train and become swole as fuck so I can punch the shit out of the arc-bishops.
Truly the goal of every man, that said I'm definitely planning on being Reinhard and Orsted type of swole, and not a Baki character.
Now those guys were the true nightmare fuel.
Roswaal interrupts my monologue. "Indeeeed, but I imagine that if the candidate isn't found this year, they will staaaart the election anyways." A year is more than fine with me.
"A year huh? Seems like a long time." In canon, a year from now would be the great siege of Priestella.
Roswaal nods. "Yeeeees, but it's just a theory, from all I know the council of wise men could decide to start the election tomorrow." Ah, that's terrifying.
I really don't want to fight Petelgeuse as I am right now, specially since freeing myself from his possession means I have to confront Satella in the shadow garden...
She will either fuck me up or she will 'fuck me' up, yanderes are scary and unpredictable.
Then again, maybe he won't be able to steal my body at all, since I have my new faithful guardian angel, his weakness are spirits after all and speaking of her...
Betty interjects. "Betty doesn't care about those foolish old men I suppose, whatever happens Betty and her contractor will deal it in fact." A sudden best girl gives me encouragement!
I pat her head. "Thanks Beako, I guess you noticed I was getting worried..."
She nods. "Yes, Betty noticed, now let's leave Roswaal already, Betty wants to teach you literacy."
I smile. "That's great!" And then I frown. "But I don't want to be rude to Rem..."
Beako shakes her head. "Don't be foolish I suppose, we can both teach you at the same time I suppose."
...
I look at the ceiling and whisper. "If this is a dream don't wake me up..." Being taught by a maid and a loli...
Heaven, I have achieved heaven.
Thank you company! Just for you I'll enslave all of my friends and sell their copies!
Man... I am just the absolute worst.
"Good job I suppose."
"Yes Subaru-Kun, you progressed a lot."
Ah~ this is the best... Basically I have been learning with Beako and Rem, a loli and a maid, a cutie and a hottie.
I smile at them. "Thanks Beako, sensei I wouldn't learn so quickly if it wasn't for the help you're both giving me." Mostly the moral help of stealing glances at Rem's cleavage.
Rem nods. "No worries, though is Subaru-Kun wants to show his gratitude, this Rem would like to ask him to avert his eyes from her breasts." I got caught! Game over!
I bow. "I apologize!" I will try to steal glances from your butt instead from now on!
Rem smiles. "Good, don't be a bad student, got it?" I nod, I will be a good boy sensei!
Except for the fact I will still be stealing glances at your ass.
And your tits, sorry to disappoint you sensei! It can't be helped!
She shakes her head. "Why does your sensei feel like she's making zero progress in this area..." Because she is!
Beako for one just grasps at her own chest, cute... I giggle by accident when looking at it.
And Beako explodes in rage. "Don't laugh at Betty Subaru, she c-can destroy that maid at anytime in fact." Beako, please stop, Rem is now looking at me with disgust in her eyes.
Sensei tries to kill me with her eyes. "Truly only Subaru would make his girlfriend be ashamed of her own body..." No! My precious -Kun! Give it back!
I look at Beako. "I'm sorry Beako..." I use [Alluring Whisper, my favorite cheat code, please I need my -Kun back!
Beako crosses her arms and looks to the side. "Betty will forgive her Subaru I suppose." She looks at me. "But remember that Betty's body can be superior to that maid whenever she wished in fact." Yes ma'am, I won't make fun of your small chest anymore!
I nod. "I won't offend Rem to compliment you, but be aware that you're my type too Beako!" Loli's, milf's, whatever... As long as it's not full furry I'm in!
Rem gives me another look of disgust. "So Subaru-Kun's type is like Beatrice-Sama... That's not a good sign." At least she gave me my -Kun back?
Beako ignores Rem's comment. "Humpf! Betty can in fact rival the maid! She will prove it I suppose!" Oh the return of adult Beako!?
Something starts growing... It's far more rare than a simple 'Milfeatrice' It's a...
I point at her in shock. "Ah! An oppai loli!" My mind is now blown.
Even Rem is at a loss for words, truly this is a rare phenomenon.
That's right, Beako has literally only changed her boobs, creating a rare creature that it's only seen once every thousand years.
Beako slaps me upside the head, this might be turning into a habit. "Betty told you to not call her a 'loli' whatever that means!"
I defend myself. "Hey! I said oppai loli, not loli! Completely different!"
Beako tsk's. "Then I guess I shall call you Lecherbaru, since it's 'completely' different from Pervbaru."
"I apologize from the depths of my heart." Please Ram don't consume my spirit!
"Betty will accept your apology, don't do it again I suppose!" I won't Beako, from now on I'm only calling you a loli in my thoughts!
Beako sadly changes back to normal, extinguishing this rare specimen.
Rem suddenly pokes my cheek. "By the way Subaru-Kun, your sensei has something to tell you."
I nod. "Shoot."
She makes a confused expression. "I won't be shooting anything... But whatever, what I must tell you is that tomorrow my dear sister will be the one taking you to Arlam."
I nod. "Got it, guess I'll have to tolerate some time with Goddess Ram."
"Remember that the village has plenty of witnesses, don't do anything to my big sister." She says jokingly.
I nod. "Got it, I will do it in the way there when no one's watching." I say kind of jokingly.
Rem sighs. "There really is no helping you Subaru-Kun... Maybe if you weren't such a pervert I might give you a chance."
I shrug. "There will be a time when you will thank the dragon that I'm a pervert." Hopefully sooner rather than later.
She blushes and looks to the ground. "See? This is type of stuff I'm talking about..." She then mumbles. "And it's surprisingly effective too..."
I smirk. "That's because Rem is a pervert too." Actually it's because of [Alluring Whisper, but making Rem perverted sounds hot as hell.
Her eyes widen. "W-what gave you that idea?! Your sensei is as pure as snow!" Mili?! Is that you?!
My face could not be more smug. "Student's intuition, you're definitely a pervert." More like I will definitely turn you into one.
She crosses her arms, she has now reached the legendary tomato state. "Y-your intuition is wrong Subaru-Kun!"
Beako then comes to save me. "There is no greater pervert than Betty's Subaru, so surely someone he identities as one must be one I suppose." Thank you for the help harem manager!
Before Rem can throw more denials I continue. "Indeed, but fear not sensei, we shall descend into debauchery together!" And hopefully drag your sister down with us!
Rem looks at the ceiling, she's still in the [Tomato State, she then mumbles. "I see... So this is the limit of how much Subaru-Kun I can handle in a day..." No! Please handle more!
"Don't worry Rem, as a master pervert I know the most exciting thing is romance! So I will make you fall for me the normal way too!" By normal way I mean cheats of course.
Hey all cool harem protagonist have them, there's Issei with his dragon aura... And that's the only cheater I can think off right now...
Oh wait I know! There's this other guy called Subaru!
That's me...
Rem shakes her head. "Sorry Subaru-Kun, your sensei will admit that you're charming, but I'm not easy enough to be your second woman." Understandable, but I know by canon that you're lying.
So my points are lower than arc three Subaru...
I look at Rem. "Sorry sensei, I'm definitely making you mine!"
She smirks. "Feel free to try, Subaru-Kun, but you will fail."
Betty smirks too. "Don't underestimate Betty's Subaru, maid, soon enough you will be head over heels in love with him, just like Be-" She catches herself before finishing that sentence.
Noooo, please continue Beako, I was about the get my first capture...
Then again I have literally met Beako today... I repeat the company is scary and all lures are bullshit, though Echidna definitely helped a lot too.
Well, there's plenty of time to make Beako admit her love, no need to rush.
Rem shakes her head. "I'm not underestimating Subaru-Kun, trust me Beatrice-Sama I learned my lesson, in that fight I felt like the student..."
Thank you [Orsted The Dragon God] for helping with beating up my future wife!
Wait... There's definitely something wrong with what I just thought.
Eh it's whatever...
Eventually it's time for Rem to leave, Hopefully I have begun awakening something in her.
Perverted Rem here I come! In both ways that word applies!
Currently Beako and I are in a mission, it's night time and I don't feel like training so were exploring the mansion.
As Mili's bodyguard I genuinely need to get a handle on the area anyways, it would be embarrassing if I couldn't protect Mili because I got lost in my own goddamned home.
Right now were checking out the gardens. "Wow, Roswaal sure does have a lot of money to throw around." I wonder how much he makes a year? Probably makes my new salary look like a joke.
"Betty doesn't care about the clown's finances I suppose." She crosses her arms. "She doesn't even care about Roswaal in the first place in fact." That's kinda sad.
Should I tell her? That her dear friend hadn't died and was lying to her for four hundred fucking years?
I don't know, I might be revealing too much if I do it now, I have to make Roswaal himself tell her.
I look at my cute loli. "Hey Beako."
"What is it I wonder?"
I pat her head. "I hope you had fun today."
And she gives me a genuine smile. "Betty did I suppose." That's good then, mission accomplished.
It might be weird of me, but even if I'm using my powers to get with a bunch of girls I do want them to be happy.
"That's great, then let's make tomorrow even better Beako!" This loli's four hundred years of pain are officially over.
Beako hides her eyes. "Betty is truly glad she finally met you I suppose."
As Beako and I explore the garden we see a shining light... It's Mili, she conversing with the spirits.
"Let's go talk with her Beako." It's half elf seducing time!
But Beako doesn't follow me. "You okay Beako?"
She nods. "Betty's fine I suppose, but she won't be following you while you talk with Bubby's daughter in fact." Eh?
"Why? You can come." I don't want to leave her alone after that.
She shakes head. "Betty will not be a third wheel I suppose."
"Beako, don't worry about that, you can come with me, it's fine..."
She shakes her head again, she's making a serious face. "Don't misunderstand Betty, she isn't feeling inferior to the half-elf at all I suppose." She looks at my eyes. "Betty just understands enough, that if she follows you she could ruin a precious moment."
I lower my eyes. "Beako, you won't be ruining anything, let's go together" I'll use [Alluring Whisper] if I need to.
"Betty said no I suppose." She takes a moment. "Betty's Subaru need not worry, Betty is just making a vow to herself, and a promise to you I suppose."
I raise an eyebrow. "A vow... And a promise?"
She nods. "Yes, Betty vows to help you always and the promise... Is that Betty is definitely helping you into building your harem I suppose!" Beako the harem maker appears!?
I'm confused. "What do you mean?"
Beako elaborates. "It means what I said, and I know enough that right now you should go talk with that girl alone... Haven't you noticed?"
Noticed what?
I look at Mili on the distance... She looks sad.
I see... I nod towards Beako and then head towards Mili alone, I don't know what's bothering her, but as her bodyguard is my job to make it disappear!
"Yo Mili!" I greet her, she does a quick cute jump of surprise.
"Eh? Subaru is that you?" She's smiling now, but it's strained.
That's no good! "Yep, it's me, your spectacular Subaru!" I won't start web-swinging any time soon however.
Her smile is still faked, still not good. "Hello Subaru... Do you need anything?"
I nod. "Just need to spend sometime with the most beautiful woman in the world!" Her smile become a little less fake. "Hey Mili are you okay?"
Her eyes drop. "Why do you ask?" Because you look like I just kicked Puck in the face or something.
"Because my Mili senses are tingling, it's part of my spectacular Subaru power set." Feel free to put that in the wiki. "So what's going on? Had a fight with Puck or something?" I know they were going to have a serious talk later...
She shakes her head in denial. "No, Puck did talk with me, but I didn't really pay attention, he was just going on and on about some sort of stuff called 'polygamy' I think?" Sorry Puck, you tried. "He said it was bad, but I don't get why, as long as everyone is happy then it should be fine." You really, really tried.
I nod. "Then why is my dearest princess making such a sad face?"
She looks at me deep in the eyes. "Hey Subaru... If you fought Elsa right now... Would you win?"
No, that's the truth, but that's not what she wants to hear. "I'd win." Might as well pull a Satoru Gojo.
She still looks a bit unsure. "Subaru, being my bodyguard means there's a chance of you getting hurt... To protect me of all people..." I want to hunt down every single person who insulted her because of her looks.
Look out brushy brows from the wise council, if you do the shit you did in canon I'm going dragon mode right then and there.
I give Mili A smile. "No need to worry Princess, I'm strong and more importantly than that..." I try giving her a big heroic look, I'm not sure if I succeed or not. "You are worthy of my protection."
She looks down to the ground. "What did I do to be worthy of that..." Nothing really.
At least not this time, I wasn't saved like canon Subaru, and while she did beat Elsa that was her problem to begin with...
But if that's all. "Then do something."
She looks surprised. "Huh?"
"Emilia, if you feel unworthy then simply become worthy that's all, I promise nothing will stop you." She looks at me again. "Just choose a path and I will carve it for you."
"B-but Subaru... My reasons for becoming king are so selfish... You couldn't understand." I see, so this is what this is all about.
Honestly she was so wrong it was comical, she genuinely wanted to help her people.
Anastasia was a greedy person who just wanted the kingdom to say she had one, Priscilla was a prideful person who did the same and Crusch just wanted to settle her grudge against the dragon she had never even met.
Felt was fine, but she's isn't a candidate yet.
"Mili, a king can do more then one goddamned thing." I can't convince her she's not being selfish, she hasn't even faced her past yet.
"Huh?! What do you mean Subaru?"
I smirk. "Just become a king who is both selfless and selfish."
She gives me an incredulous look. "What do you mean?"
"I mean what I said, do what you want to do and then do more, you're not some dumbass who's going to settle for being a okay king or a good king, I'm asking for you to become a great one."
"I can't do that Subaru..."
"Maybe not now, maybe not this Emilia, but until I see you become that king, I will be your sword." I feel like the corniest man alive.
I see her smile. "A-are you sure?!" She's crying now.
"Yes, you're becoming a great king, I'm not allowing you to fail."
I'm not going to be like canon Subaru who didn't believe in her until arc four.
You hear me [Subaru Natsuki]?! I'm expecting a lot from my Emilia!
After hopefully gaining lots of points for the Mili route Beako and I retired to bed.
That's right... Right now I Subaru, am big spooning a loli.
My hands might wander around. I'm sorry Beako!
At first I had thought of sleeping side by side with her so I could hold her hand... But in the end this position came to mind and I needed to do it.
Beako was already sleeping, I could hear soft snoring coming from her, and as the gentleman I am I went to sleep too...
Just kidding.
I slowly move one of my hands to Beako's chest and give a light squeeze in what I find, and I do find something, it's obviously small, but it does exist.
"Ah~" A soft moan comes from her, maybe my definitely not molestation is affecting her, she's probably super sensitive after four hundred years of nothing.
I then move that hand to bellow her shirt, I want to feel her small breasts directly, she doesn't wear a bra, even when not sleeping, her tits are too small for one, while one of my hands does that the other one lightly gropes her ass.
My hand reaches Beako's nipple and I tease it a little, [Sticky Fingers] guiding me.
"S-Subaru..." She moans my name in her sleep.
Right now I am rock hard of course so I keep slowing teasing her... And then...
"What are you doing I suppose!" She wakes up and slaps me upside the head.
Sorry Beako! "Sorry Beako!" That's all I can say and think right now.
My spirit turns around in the bed and looks at me. "Too soon, in fact..." She whispers.
I nod. "Got it." Besides I wanted her to be awake for it, I just lost to my perversion for a little while.
She then whispers. "Too soon, but it was nice I suppose..." We then go to sleep.
I might or might not have groped her a few times in the middle of the night again, forgive me Beako! It was [Subaru Natsuki]'s natural teenage horniness!
AN: I never wrote smut before, hopefully the ending didn't make anyone cringe and explode, also Beako good... I will repeat that as many times as it necessary.
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