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My Online Soulmate is My Offline Arch-Nemesis?!

AdelWake
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Renji Tanaka’s life goal is to conserve energy. Akari Hoshino’s life goal is to enforce every single rule. At Seiryo High School, they’re like oil and water—natural-born enemies locked in a daily war of biting sarcasm versus icy perfection. He’s the lazy slacker; she’s the flawless Student Council President. They couldn't despise each other more. But online, they are "Kite" and "Aria"—the two halves of the mysterious, bestselling author "Zero." As collaborators on the most heart-wrenching romance novel of the year, they are perfect partners, creative soulmates who share their deepest thoughts and complain to each other about their infuriating real-life rivals, never realizing they're venting about each other. After a single, disastrous slip-of-the-tongue at the school festival, their carefully separated lives come crashing together. Suddenly, the lazy slacker she despises is the brilliant partner she admires. The "Ice Queen" he can't stand is the poetic soulmate he confides in. Forced to navigate their new, impossibly awkward reality, they think things can't get any more complicated. They're wrong. Their secret novel has just been nominated for a massive national award, thrusting the anonymous "Zero" into a spotlight they never wanted. How can two rivals who can barely look at each other write a romance together... especially when the whole world is about to start watching?
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Chapter 1 - The Tyrant of Hallway C and the Sanctuary of the Web

The bell, a shrill and pointless tyrant, screamed its decree that lunch break was over. For most of the students at the prestigious Seiryo High School, this was a signal to scurry back to their classrooms, their minds buzzing with quadratic equations and classical Japanese literature.

For me, Renji Tanaka, it was a signal of opportunity.

The frantic exodus from the cafeteria and courtyard created a brief, beautiful window of silence. A golden time. The post-lunch lull, when teachers were still sipping their lukewarm tea and the hall monitors were distracted, was the prime hunting ground for a connoisseur of quiet corners. My philosophy, honed over sixteen years of life, is simple: "energy conservation." Why waste precious joules on pointless hustle when the universe provides perfectly good moments for strategic shutdowns?

My chosen sanctuary for today was a small, sun-drenched bench at the end of Hallway C, tucked away behind a ludicrously large potted ficus. It was a B-tier napping spot—A-tier spots like the rooftop or the library's forgotten "Local History" corner were already compromised—but it would do. The sun warmed the wood just right, creating a natural incubator for a perfect fifteen-minute power nap.

I yawned, stretching my arms towards the ceiling with the languid grace of a cat. My tie was loose, my uniform shirt untucked. Maximum comfort achieved. I leaned back, closed my eyes, and let the distant hum of a diligent physics class become my lullaby.

One minute of bliss. Two minutes. Then… a shadow.

The life-giving sunlight vanished, eclipsed by an imposing figure. I didn't need to open my eyes. I could feel the aura. It was a glacial, high-pressure system of pure, unadulterated diligence.

"Tanaka-kun."

The voice was crisp, cold, and carried the weight of the entire school's rulebook. It could curdle milk from ten paces. I cracked open one eye.

There she stood, Akari Hoshino. The Student Council President. The "Ice Queen of Seiryo High." Her posture was ramrod straight, her uniform immaculate, not a single thread out of place. Her silver-rimmed glasses glinted, and her dark hair was pinned back with a severity that seemed to defy the very laws of gravity. She held a clipboard like a royal scepter, her divine instrument of judgment.

"Hoshino-san," I mumbled, not bothering to sit up. "To what do I owe the pleasure? Did a verb end a sentence with a preposition somewhere? I hear that really grinds your gears."

Her eyebrow twitched. A direct hit. "It is 2:15 PM. Fifth period began five minutes ago. Your presence is required in Morita-sensei's Modern Literature class."

"Is it, though?" I countered, closing my eye again. "I've found my presence is rarely 'required' anywhere. It's more of an optional subscription service. You can unsubscribe at any time."

"Your flippancy is a detriment to the esteemed learning environment of this institution," she stated, the words perfectly articulated, as if she were dictating a legal document. "Furthermore, your slovenly appearance and public loitering tarnish the school's image."

"Ah, but consider the alternative, Hoshino-san," I said, raising a single finger into the air. "If I'm in class, I might fall asleep at my desk. That's disruptive. Here," I patted the bench, "my energy-conserving activities are discreet and harm no one. It's a matter of efficiency. Something a president should appreciate."

A vein throbbed ever so slightly on her temple. "That is the most convoluted, self-serving logic I have ever had the displeasure of hearing. Get to class. Now."

Before I could formulate another rebuttal designed for maximum annoyance, a whirlwind of frantic energy barrelled down the hall.

"RENJI! THERE YOU ARE!"

Daiki Sato, my best and arguably only friend, skidded to a halt beside the bench, his face flushed. "Dude, I totally forgot to give you the homework sheet for—oh." He froze, his gaze falling upon the Ice Queen. His cheerful grin evaporated, replaced by the terrified look of a mouse that has stumbled upon a particularly well-fed viper.

"P-P-President Hoshino! Good afternoon!" he squeaked, bowing so low his forehead nearly scraped the floor.

Akari Hoshino simply gave him a withering glance that seemed to question his very existence, then turned her full, arctic attention back to me. "I will not repeat myself again, Tanaka-kun."

With that, she turned on her heel and walked away, her footsteps echoing with purpose and quiet fury. Daiki let out a breath he seemed to have been holding for a week.

"Dude! What did you do to summon the Demon Prez?" he whispered, wide-eyed.

"I existed," I sighed, finally pushing myself into a sitting position. The perfect nap, ruined. "It's my primary method of antagonizing her."

"You're insane," he said, handing me a crumpled worksheet. "You know, she's not all bad. Yuna-chan in my class says she just works really hard."

"A jackhammer works hard, Daiki. Doesn't mean I want it next to my ear." I took the sheet, my mind already drifting. The school day was a necessary charade, a performance I had to endure. My real work began after the final bell.

The front door of my small, unremarkable house clicked shut behind me. "I'm home," I called out to the empty rooms. My parents were still at work. Perfect.

I trudged up to my room, a space that could be generously described as "organized chaos." Manga volumes were stacked into precarious towers, and old console controllers lay dormant on my desk. I tossed my school bag into a corner, the thud resonating with a satisfying finality. The persona of Renji Tanaka, the lazy student, was shed like a snakeskin.

I sat down in my worn-out gaming chair and powered on my laptop. The screen flickered to life, and I immediately clicked on a bookmarked icon: a sleek, minimalist interface for a collaboration platform named "NexusWrite."

My gaze softened. My shoulders, tense from my encounter with Hoshino, finally relaxed.

Here, I wasn't Renji Tanaka.

I was Kite.

And my partner was waiting.

A small, green light glowed next to her username: Aria. I opened our shared project folder. The title gleamed in stark white letters against a dark background: Stardust Sonata.

It was the latest work by "Zero," our shared pseudonym. In the world of web fiction, Zero was an enigma. An author who appeared out of nowhere a year ago and took the romance genre by storm. Zero's stories were known for their gut-wrenching drama, razor-sharp plot twists, and characters that felt achingly real.

I scanned Aria's latest contribution. My lips curled into a small, genuine smile. Her prose was, as always, breathtaking. She had this way of describing a simple sunset that could make you feel the warmth on your skin and the longing in a character's heart. She was the soul of our operation. I was just the skeleton.

I opened our chat window.

[Kite]: Just logged in. Read the new section for Chapter 12. It's incredible, Aria. The way you described his hesitation… pure poetry. You're a genius.

A reply came almost instantly.

[Aria]: Kite! Welcome back. And you stop that! I couldn't have written a single word if you hadn't laid out that brilliant plot point. The flashback sequence was perfectly placed. It all flowed so naturally from your structure.

[Kite]: We make a good team.

[Aria]: The best. :)

I leaned back, a warmth spreading through my chest that had nothing to do with the sun. This was my real world. This easy camaraderie, this shared passion. Aria and I had never spoken, never video-chatted, never even exchanged personal information beyond our pen names. But I felt I knew her better than anyone. She was witty, passionate, and incredibly dedicated. The polar opposite of the glacial automaton who ruled my high school.

[Kite]: Rough day, by the way. Had a run-in with my personal nemesis.

[Aria]: Oh no! Not again! What did she do this time?

[Kite]: The usual. Accused me of tarnishing the school's image by attempting to photosynthesize on a bench. The woman is a tyrant clad in a sailor uniform. All rules and regulations, no soul. I swear she was programmed in a lab to enforce bylaws.

[Aria]: That sounds dreadful! You have my sympathies. It's amazing how some people can be so rigid. I had my own troubles today, actually.

My fingers hovered over the keyboard, a surge of protectiveness washing over me.

[Kite]: What happened? Someone give you trouble?

[Aria]: Nothing so dramatic. Just this incredibly lazy, sarcastic boy in my year. He treats our school like his personal hotel. He has absolutely no ambition, no respect for the efforts of others. It's infuriating! He thinks he's clever, but he's just wasting his potential. Honestly, it drives me crazy.

I nodded in solidarity at my screen.

[Kite]: Ugh. I know the type. All talk and no substance. Don't let him get to you, Aria. People like that aren't worth our energy. They'll never understand what it means to create something.

[Aria]: You're right, Kite. Thanks. You always know what to say.

[Kite]: Anytime. Now, let's show them what real work looks like. Ready to write a masterpiece?

[Aria]: Always.

I cracked my knuckles, a real smile gracing my lips. My world was back in order. Here, in the quiet sanctuary of the web, with my brilliant, understanding partner, I could create entire universes. All I had to do was endure the waking nightmare of high school and its insufferable, soul-crushing Student Council President.

Easy enough.