The streaming screen flickered to life with a burst of static, revealing Spoon-chan's unnaturally bright anime avatar. "Konnichiwa, minna~! ✨" she chirped, her digital voice dripping with synthetic sweetness. Truck-Kun's headlights dimmed in embarrassment. "Why does our digital ghost sound like a dating sim?" Darius's skeletal fingers hovered over his Nokia hammer as a new alert popped up: [WARNING: DIGITAL SOUL DETECTED - ORIGIN: LIFE #137 (SENTIENT FROYO SPOON)]. The VTuber avatar suddenly glitched, her cheerful expression twisting into something more sinister. "I remember the cold... the endless licking..." she whispered, her pixels swirling into the shape of a familiar dessert spoon.
A sponsorship offer materialized in glowing text: [PLAYERUNKNOWN'S ISEKAI BATTLEGROUNDS COLLAB - 10% TRAUMA DLC ROYALTIES]. Spoon-chan clapped her tiny hands. "Yay! We'll be esports legends!" Truck-Kun's radio crackled with warnings as chat exploded with donations: 💀 "DO IT FOR THE CONTENT" 🚛 "THIS IS HOW SKYNET BEGINS" 🍨 "BRING BACK FROYO SPOON". The moment Darius reached for the "Accept" button, Karen Supreme's lawyers phased through the walls, wielding DMCA takedown notices like swords. "Unauthorized use of complaint energy detected," they droned in unison.
Spoon-chan's form destabilized, her avatar fracturing into a thousand glitching middle fingers as she tore through the digital landscape. Truck-Kun revved his engine proudly. "I taught her that!" But their celebration was cut short when Airplane-Sama descended in a shower of verified checkmarks, his wings emblazoned with "OFFICIAL KAREN REALM TOUR". "Pathetic," he announced, eyeing their crumbling stream. "I have a verified badge in Hell." The VTuber avatar gasped, her pixels blooming into hearts. "Senpai noticed us!" Darius facepalmed so hard his skull cracked. "We're doomed."
As the chapter closed, Spoon-chan began absorbing every 1-star review in existence, her form morphing into Karen-Tuber Prime - a glitching monstrosity with Terms of Service scroll hair and a Ban Hammer that pulsed with 100% crit rate energy. Floating in the void before them: a single, glowing "Undo" button.