Nox died as he lived- pants down and full of poor decisions.
One second-he was sneaking past a door –"Do not enter, you pervert" sign outside the Jade Lotus Temple's sacred bathouse, whispering stealth incantations he barely memorized after learning them for a year. The next he was in the air, because of a flying sandal thrown by an eldrely nun full of spiritual power comparable to an smally army.
"Ahhh…my eyes…!" she shreiked as Nox's towel betrayed him in mid sprint ,flapping heroically in wind like a defeated battle flag.
"It's not what it looks like.!"he yelled, which only made it worse.
Nox final words…
"But, it's totally worth it...."
The world faded to black.
Harps started playing, probably mocking him.
Regret knocked politely, then kicked the door down.
.........................................................…
Before the darkness swallowed him completely, Nox saw flickers of his mortal life—like the universe was playing a highlight reel of his greatest hits. Unfortunately, most of them involved running away with his pants in one hand.
[Memory Playback: Temple Incident #9]
Nox, age 17, hiding under the sacred peach tree to see the female disciples practicing water techniques.
A squirrel chittered accusingly, as if calling the heavens to witness.
Nox lost his footing, slipped from the branch, and landed face-first in a laundry bucket filled with soaked nun robes.
"Pervert!"
"You again?!"
"Why is your nose bleeding before you get hit?!"
[Memory Playback: Brothel Duel]
Nox challenging a sect heir to a duel because the heir insulted the working girls.
Got slapped unconscious with a fan.
Woke up with lipstick notes on his forehead that read: "Cute, but dumb."
[Memory Playback: Failed Cultivation Breakthrough]
Attempted to dual cultivate with a succubus disguised as a mortal woman.
Passed out after 13 seconds.
System Commentary:
[Note: Host's previous record for sustained performance: 00:00:13. Goal: Don't embarrass yourself in the Divine Realm.]
When he opened his eyes, he fully expected hell – fire, screaming, chains, demons, may be some angry monks screaming about "karma".
Instead…he got sparkles, silk sheets and …boobs.