Boobs…..
What..???
Nox blinked .
Then blinked again.
Then blinked third time, just to be sure that the giant pair of dangling melons in his face,were in fact, not a dream.
This was not a dream.
A stunning woman with flawless jade skin, shimmering body, silver hair that shimmered like moonlight, a body sculpted by thirsty gods stood over him, holding a scroll labelled:
"Welcome Package: New Divine Recruit Orientation"
She didn't even flinch at his very obvious… exposure.
"Please cover your mortal shame." , she said tossing a cloud shaped towel to his side."You are making stars blush."
"I'm dead, aren't I?", Nox groaned, draping the towel over himself while maintaining eye contact with ceiling to avoid being distracted by her and being sent to hell.
"Correct",she said. "Cause of death: Stupidity".
"Rude.."
"Peeping on nuns mid-bath and dying from sandal. It's divine realm first."
Nox winced. "So, am I in heaven ??"
"Technically, you're in the Probationary Divine Realm Holding Zone for Unusual Cases. And this is Celestra,the divine realm"
"That sounds like limbo with a marketing team."
She continued, ignoring him. "Your soul was flagged for—" she squinted at the scroll "—'potential utility in repopulating rare divine bloodlines due to… unusually strong hormonal drive and absurd libido stats'?"
Nox blinked. "Wait. You mean—"
"Yes," she interrupted. "You qualified for emergency ascension due to your perverted nature. Congratulations on dying stupidly enough to bypass the reincarnation cycle and being so sexually inappropriate, you broke the reincarnation system."
"…Sweet."
"No, not sweet," she snapped, flipping the scroll over to a giant red stamp that read:
"ERROR: ASCENSION REJECTED — SOUL NOT MEANT FOR DIVINE PROMOTION"
STATUS: ACCIDENTALLY PROCESSED — CANNOT BE UNPROCESSED
ASSIGN TEMPORARY DIVINE BODY AND SYSTEM INTERFACE IMMEDIATELY.
Nox blinked again.
"Wait.. what??"
"Am I not supposed to be here ??"
"No, she said. This is a technical error. Your soul was marked as trash-tier mortal waste.But the system—the Supreme Harem System—mistook your lust stats as divine virility potential."
"I'm hearing a lot of words, but all I care about is: Do I get to stay?"
The woman sighed deeply. "Unfortunately… yes. Now that you've been assigned a divine shell and the system has fully bonded, undoing it would rip a hole in several cosmic laws and possibly create a horny black hole."
"That sounds awesome."
"No, it does not."
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
[DING!]
" Supreme Harem System Fully Integrated "
Congratulations, Nox! Due to divine paperwork failure, you're now a provisional Divine Recruit.
Objective: Dual cultivate with divine women to stabilize your accidental ascension.
Failure to do so within 7 days will result in soul deletion.Gain power by syncing with divine woman through spiritual, emotional, and physical bonds.
Each Waifu you successfully bond with grants: An Affinity Trait (based on her divine element or class) Access to shared powers and linked cultivation paths Stat boosts tied to her Affection Level Unique combat or utility skills based on your compatibility
Note: The stronger the woman, the more power you unlock.
Physical intimacy may trigger breakthroughs or divine awakenings.Good luck, idiot!
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
"What..?"
"What do I need to do….?? And how..?"
"Ans why does it look like a conspiracy to correct the system error",he screamed.
"Yes, it is."
"Cultivate..you need to cultivate with them not only spiritually but physically also and help to preserve rare divine bloodlines."
Nox choked. "Wait, so you're saying… I need to fuck goddesses or die?"
"Language !! That is… the crassest possible interpretation. But yes."
Initialising [STATUS - NOX]
Race: Temporary Divine
Title: "Ascended by Accident"
Rank: Trash Tier (Pending)
Libido: 999
Looks: 4/10
Charm: 3
Intelligence: 4
Stamina: 5
Luck: 2
Affinity Sync: 0%
System Bond: 24% (Glitched)
Spiritual Power: 3
Divine bonds:None
Nox stood up, towel heroically fluttering in divine wind. His body wasn't perfect—lean, with a rogue charm, but lacking the sculpted abs of a proper celestial stud. Dark black hair, mischievous blue eyes, slightly stupid smile.
He looked like someone who'd hit on a goddess mid-trial.
"Alright," he said confidently, "tell me where the nearest lonely goddess is. I'm ready to help... restore her bloodline."
The silver-haired woman sighed and turned to leave. "Try not to offend anyone important. Again."
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
[Main Quest Unlocked: "Cultivate or Be Deleted"]
Objective: Locate first compatible divine womanRequirement: Establish first divine bond.Timer: 6 Days, 23 Hours, 54 MinutesFailure: Total Annihilation
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Nox looked out over the floating marble platforms and celestial clouds of Celestra, fists clenched, smirk wide.
Heaven wasn't ready for him.
"Alright," he said, "time to seduce my way into godhood."