The Strongest Anti-Tactics System

A beam of glaring sunlight shone down, and Xu Que squinted his eyes as he woke up.His face felt a little itchy, and around him, it seemed like there was a patch of grass."I died in a car accident, didn't I? How am I alive again?"He was a bit surprised, but before he could even figure out how he had miraculously survived, the scene before him made his eyes widen in excitement.Then he was completely stunned!A beautiful girl dressed like a fairy in ancient attire was standing over the spot where he lay, slowly lifting her ancient gown. She seemed to be preparing to squat down…Heavens!This girl, she's not thinking of…No way! It couldn't be!A beautiful girl like her, why would she just go anywhere? Plus, I'm such an upright person; there's no way I'd peep…Xu Que widened his eyes.He just stared blankly as the beautiful girl completely removed her skirt, and her underwear gradually slid down. What greeted his eyes was a fair, soft body, accompanied by a unique feminine fragrance.This completely threw Xu Que off balance.Seeing the girl positioning herself near his head, Xu Que hurriedly stuck his head out of the thick grass, yelling,"Miss, what are you doing? You can't just relieve yourself here!"The scene froze.The girl squatted halfway, frozen in place, then…"Ah!"She screamed, flustered as she hurriedly pulled her skirt back down, and with a swish, she shot up from the ground, stepping on a sharp sword and flying away into the sky.What the hell is this? Flying on a sword?Wait, she really is a fairy?Xu Que was instantly shocked, and at the same time, a large amount of strange but familiar memories suddenly flooded his mind, as if he had lived through them before.I've transmigrated! I've fucking transmigrated!Quickly retrieving the memories that didn't belong to him, Xu Que understood everything.This was a cultivation world. Just like the angry little fairy flying on her sword in front of him, people could cultivate various techniques to become immortals.And the original owner of this body was none other than the current Prince Consort, but this Prince Consort was nothing but a huge loser.He was originally an orphan in poverty but possessed a rare spiritual root that could only appear once every thousand years.When he was young, by chance, the Emperor noticed him and made him the Prince Consort, providing him with countless treasures to cultivate. In just six years, he condensed a Golden Core and entered the Golden Core stage.The day he reached the Golden Core stage, he finally consummated his marriage with the princess, and for the next seven days and nights, they stayed in the bridal chamber. However, the beautiful, seductive princess, like a fox spirit, drained him of all his cultivation and even took away his spiritual root and talent.The genius Prince Consort, who had just married, was turned into a useless person, and when he no longer had any value, he was secretly sent out of the palace. On the way to be exiled to the border, someone sent by the Emperor killed him with a palm strike, and he died gasping for breath. His body was discarded here."Sigh, what a pity!"After sorting out the memories, Xu Que sighed in regret, shaking his head. "Damn it! Why couldn't I have transmigrated just a little earlier, right when I was having a great time with that beautiful princess?"Remembering how the stunning princess had looked, her enchanting figure, and the breathy moans in the bridal bed, Xu Que became more and more disappointed. If only he had arrived a little earlier!"Bold lecher, daring to peek at me while I'm relieving myself! I'll take your life!"At that moment, a sharp voice suddenly rang out. It was the fairy, back again.Her face was flushed red with shame and anger, and her eyes were filled with murderous intent. She stepped on the gleaming sword beneath her feet and charged toward Xu Que."What the hell, fairy? This is definitely a misunderstanding! You squatted right where I was lying, and… even if you want to kill me to vent your anger, could you at least pull up your pants first? You know, this situation doesn't really give me the motivation to run away!"Xu Que yelled, then turned to flee.The girl's face immediately changed. Her cheeks flushed as she quickly pulled up her underwear, spat, and angrily scolded, "Lecher, die!" The sword beneath her feet accelerated rapidly, whizzing toward Xu Que.As he ran for his life, Xu Que frantically thought of a way to escape.Suddenly, an idea flashed through his mind.He stopped in his tracks and quickly pulled out a familiar token from his chest, turning to face the girl and shouting, "Bold demoness, I am the Prince Consort of Fire Yuan Kingdom! How dare you disrespect me? Be careful, or I'll exterminate your entire family!"At that moment, Xu Que heard a series of system notifications ringing in his head."Congratulations, Host 'Xu Que' for activating the 'Anti-Tactics Slap Face System'. This system will protect you and help you slap face and rise!""Congratulations, Host 'Xu Que' for successfully slapping face. You have earned 1 Slap Face Point. Would you like to enter the shop to exchange?""The system has detected that Host 'Xu Que' is weak and will have difficulty surviving in this world. A newbie gift pack has been awarded. Would you like to view the gift pack?"As the notifications played, a glowing interface appeared in front of him, displaying some data."Host: Xu QueRealm: Mortal (with no ability to even hold a chicken)Experience: 0/100Slap Face Points: 1Cultivation Method: NoneOccupation: NoneStatus: Prince Consort of Fire Yuan Kingdom, Eastern Wilderness...""Hiss... Hahaha..."Xu Que took a deep breath, then couldn't help but burst into laughter.What is this? The 'Slap Face System'? It sounds like it was tailor-made for me, the system that will help me break through the skies! Now, things are really getting interesting."Lecher, you're laughing even though you're about to die?"Suddenly, the girl's sharp voice brought Xu Que out of his wild excitement.He looked up, and the fairy was already standing just ten meters in front of him, holding her flying sword and glaring at him with her large, watery eyes, full of suspicion.Xu Que squinted his eyes and thought for a moment before sneering, "I'm the Prince Consort of Fire Yuan Kingdom! I can look at any noble princess I want. You're just decent-looking, so it's a privilege for you that I want to look at you! Don't think that just because you have a flying sword, you can threaten me. I'm a genius cultivation talent that comes once in a century. Do you really think I'll be afraid of a little girl like you? Come on, come closer. Try me!""Ding! Congratulations, Host 'Xu Que' for successfully slapping face. You have earned 1 Slap Face Point."As expected, the system chimed again, and Xu Que couldn't suppress his laughter.So this is how it works, huh? As long as I slap face, I get points, I level up, and I get rewards from the system..."Right, I think there's a gift pack, too." Xu Que's eyes suddenly brightened, and he called out with his mind: "View gift pack."Immediately, the screen changed, and a square gift box appeared. It opened, and several rays of light flashed and disappeared."Congratulations, Host 'Xu Que' for obtaining an entry-level Experience Pill. Consuming it will grant you 10,000 experience points.""Congratulations, Host 'Xu Que' for obtaining two entry-level Swift Escape Talisman. Using them will allow you to instantly move within a radius of five kilometers.""Congratulations, Host 'Xu Que' for obtaining an entry-level 'Ancient Five Elements Technique' (Note: The entry-level version can only be cultivated to the Foundation Building stage. Future upgrades can be made through the shop).""Ding! The system has detected that Host 'Xu Que' has incomplete spiritual roots and does not meet the cultivation requirements. The system will complete all your spiritual roots."At once, Xu Que felt a surge of energy coursing through his body, his scalp tingling.But then came a feeling of comfort as all his pores seemed to open, greedily absorbing the surrounding spiritual energy.Boom!Soon, Xu Que felt his body undergo a drastic transformation. He felt more connected to nature, as if he could merge with everything and control it.He recognized this sensation. It was the same as when his Fire Element spiritual root hadn't been taken away by the princess. It was a close connection to flames. Now, the system not only repaired his Fire Element spiritual root but also completed the rest of his spiritual roots.Gold, Wood, Water, Fire, Earth. Suddenly, he had all five spiritual roots, each one of the highest "Heavenly" grade.What the hell! This is going to defy the heavens!Thinking this, Xu Que could no longer contain his excitement. "With the system in my hands, the world is mine. What Fire Yuan Kingdom princess, what emperor, just wait for me, Xu Que. When I level up, I'll crush you all underfoot.""Bold lecher, since you claim to be the Prince Consort of Fire Yuan Kingdom, how dare you speak so arrogantly and plot to murder the emperor?"The girl, still in shock, stood there, wondering if this Prince Consort had lost his mind. How could he speak such rebellious words?"Ding! Congratulations, Host 'Xu Que' for successfully slapping face. You have earned 1 Slap Face Point."Xu Que finally came to his senses, a twitch at the corner of his mouth. Damn it! Caught up in the excitement of slapping face and planning for the future, he almost forgot about the immediate danger. He needed to come up with a plan to escape."Right, the Experience Pill!"He suddenly remembered the beginner's gift pack contained an Experience Pill.Without hesitation, he mentally activated the system interface, opening a bag containing three items."Use it, use it!" Xu Que shouted inwardly.Immediately, a series of system notifications rang in his mind:"Ding! Congratulations, Host 'Xu Que' for successfully cultivating the 'Ancient Five Elements Technique'.""Ding! Host 'Xu Que' has consumed the entry-level Experience Pill, gaining 10,000 experience points.""Congratulations, Host 'Xu Que' for leveling up. Current realm: Qi Refining Stage 1.""Congratulations, Host 'Xu Que' for leveling up. Current realm: Qi Refining Stage 2.""Congratulations, Host 'Xu Que' for leveling up. Current realm: Qi Refining Stage 3."…"Congratulations, Host 'Xu Que' for leveling up. Current realm: Qi Refining Stage 10."In just a few breaths, Xu Que went from a mere mortal to a cultivator, reaching Qi Refining Stage 10, just one step away from the Foundation Building stage.Moreover, his current strength was far beyond a normal Qi Refining Stage 10 cultivator.The reason? He now had five heavenly spiritual roots, which meant he had five times the power of an ordinary person.Even with the intermingling and interaction of these five elements, the power he could unleash far exceeded five times."This is it! Who can defeat me now?"Xu Que couldn't contain his excitement anymore.But at this moment, the girl's sword light flashed across the sky, and the sharp blade shot toward him like a venomous snake."Shit, fairy! I just wanted you, little beauty, to come closer and let me have a good look at you. Why are you attacking me? This is an ambush! It's a sneak attack!"Xu Que was taken by surprise, immediately shouting out in protest.But while he shouted, he didn't hesitate in his movement. He quickly slid backward, and with a flick of his fingers, he condensed a thread of Water Element spiritual energy, lightly tapping the incoming sword."Clang!"The sword was knocked away with a crisp sound."How… is this possible?"The girl stood dumbfounded. Only those above the sixth level of the Foundation Building stage could have easily countered this sword in her sect."I was wondering," Xu Que muttered angrily, "I told you it was a misunderstanding, but you kept making a fuss and even wanted to kill me? Just because you look like a fairy doesn't mean I won't hit you. Anyway, I didn't get a good look before, so now I'll have a proper look."With that, Xu Que took a step forward, and the Earth Element spiritual energy flowed into the ground, drastically increasing his speed. In the blink of an eye, he appeared in front of the girl.With another wave of Water Element energy from his palm, he bound her."Lecher… What are you doing?" The girl screamed in fear as her Fire Element energy was suppressed."Hehe! Since you've called me a lecher, I can't let that accusation go unaddressed."Xu Que grinned wickedly, and without hesitation, reached out and yanked at her skirt.