My cat is weird.
Yes, I know that's a pretty normal thing to say. Everyone who has a cat, thinks their cat is the cutest, most adorable little monster in the world. That every little thing they do is strange. They think their cat is psychic and has some superpowers that can manipulate you somehow.
Usually it's just some innate adorability that we just can't resist… But my cat is special.
"Mew~! Mew~!" That wasn't my cat by the way. That was just the Pokemon porn I was watching.
Pretty normal really. Just your average 3d Mew getting fucked by a random Pokemon Trainer dude that is probably in his thirties. It wasn't even that good. The worst part was the lack of a cumshot!
What kinda fucking porn doesn't have a cumshot?!
Okay, a lot of them are like that, but usually because they want to try to get you to buy something. These 3d videos though. They're usually just not made because the cum is more difficult to create.
"Meow?" I heard my cat and was startled! Mainly because my door was closed and locked! Not just that, but I let my cat outside a few hours ago and nobody else is home!
"Shadow?" I looked over at the blue-eyed cat with black fur. He was looking up at the screen and meowing along with the Mew's cute noises.
"Meow~!" He cried out again, looking like he was about to jump up on my desk.
"Seriously, Shadow, I don't know how you got in here, but-Holy fuck!"
And then I saw my cat morph into a pink Mew and float up onto the desk, defying the laws of physics and making me think that I was definitely dreaming.
"Shadow?" I reached out and touched my cat for the first time in years. Well, he's usually ridiculously dirty and the last time I pet him, I broke out in a rash. My parents usually did that kinda stuff. I just let him in and out, or fed him sometimes.
"Mew?" He or 'It' turned to me in confusion, tilting its head cutely and then smiling on that little mouth, "Mew~! Mew~!"
The Mew obviously wasn't my cat. At least not until 'now'. From what I figured by the thoughts or memories that the Psychic Pokemon passed into my mind, I wasn't even really awake right now!
This was just a dream. It took on the form of my cat because it was something familiar to me. But then it realized that I already knew what a Mew was, so it revealed itself.
"Mew-Mew?" Those big blue eyes looked at me with innocence and childishness, yet also seemed to be extremely 'old'. Ancient even. It wanted to escape from something. It needed a 'Door' into my world.
"You want to be my Pokemon?" I asked and Mew nodded seriously, "Okay."
I didn't hesitate for a moment. First of all, it was just a dream, right? And secondly, I was horny in my dream, watching Mew porn, then suddenly a 'Real Mew' showed up?
"Mew? Hihihi~!" It giggled and laughed as I reached out to molest the innocent creature. I was also curious about whether it was really just completely smooth down there or whether they had holes? It didn't stop me either.
"You really are 'genderless', huh? No, you don't even have an asshole?" I could feel some really soft fur, but it was extremely short. Other than that, the Mew literally didn't have any orifices between its legs.
"Mew~!" Then my fingers sank into some soft, velvety and hot flesh. It's been ages, but it did feel like an actual human vagina, not just one of my toys. Probably some deep, dark memory that was on the verge of death in the back of my depraved brainbox.
"Does it feel good, Mew?" I didn't bother naming her, because she was the only Mew there. And I didn't really have the presence of mind to think about that either.
"Mew~! Hihihi~!" She seemed to think it was enjoyable. I could see her belly pulsating and feel her bumpy, ribbed walls squeezing my fingers tightly. There was a nice, protruding spot that was a little harder than others. When I touched it, those blue eyes went wide with shock and she spasmed a bit. That tail whipped around and smashed my computer screen to pieces! The whole world started crumbling away and then…
I opened my eyes, feeling a migraine. Not to mention how thirsty I was or the fact that I had a full bladder. I found myself laying on my left side. It was hot, so my sheets and blanket were piled up in front of me, against the wall.
I wasn't wearing anything under my long white t-shirt, so my hard cock was pressing up against the soft sheets and bunched up blankets subconsciously. It was pretty normal up to that point…
But I actually hid an 'ass' shaped sex toy underneath those bunched up blankets and sheets. It was already cleaned and everything. Just needed a little saliva and it was good to go. I just shoved my dick inside the tiny vagina and imagined I was fucking that Mew from my dreams.
"Mew~! Mew~! Mew~!" I kept hearing those loud cries as I thrust harder and harder, imagining raving that tiny pussy! My brain wasn't conscious enough to filter reality from half-awake dreams though…
"Mmf…" I didn't make much noise. This wasn't a hentai. Just some soft grunting as my cum started spurting out. It felt much better than usual for some reason. I figured that it was just because I hadn't done it in a while… Usually too lazy to deal with the aftermath.
Once my balls were drained and my mind was a little clearer, I finally managed to wake up.
"Mew~! Mew-mew-mew~!" I heard that loud crying and moved the blankets out of the way. It was just a normal ass-shaped sex toy. A normal pink sex toy… Then I felt it clench up around my dick without me doing anything!
I could feel it 'sucking' now and it felt like I might piss myself! So I quickly pulled out and my dick was surprisingly 'clean'. Instead of cum, it looked more like saliva was coating it.
"What the fuck?" My heart was racing, both from excitement and fear. Plus the usual anxiety and disbelief.
"Mew?" Two big blue eyes appeared on those pink ass cheeks, then the vagina transformed into a small mouth, while the rest of the material melted and transformed into a small pink… Mew. It was only a foot long, just like any normal Mew in the game or shows. Except it felt extremely 'real', yet also unreal. After all, Pokemon is a very stylized animated show, or series. Even in the Live Action version, they made the Pokemon fairly true to their 'roots'.
"I'm still dreaming now, aren't I?" That was my first thought, but then I felt those cute, tiny hands grab my cock and start to stroke it. Mew stuck out a small, smooth tongue and licked my urethra, then around my glans.
That long tail ran up the inside of my legs and for a moment, it looked like she was going to try to shove that thickest section on the end up my ass. Fortunately, she didn't try that, because I definitely wasn't prepared for anal at that moment. Instead, she just caressed my taint, up to my balls and then across my stomach.
"This is awesome."
I didn't know whether I was dreaming or not. At least… Not until later. After we took a shower together. After we ate a simple breakfast of chocolate chip cookies together. After we spent the whole day reading some random translated Chinese Fanfiction together…
"This dream is really fucking realistic, huh?" Eventually I stood in front of my desk with my cock out, resting between Mew's spread legs. She 'grew' a human-like vagina and asshole, just like the girl in the random porn video we were watching.
"Mew?" She giggled again and guided my cock inside her pussy with her tail, "Mew~!"
"Fuck~! You feel amazing, Mew." I snickered and moved my hips quickly. Faster than I had in at least a decade.
I knew it had to be a dream, because if I did this with my regular sex toy, the desk would rattle a lot and my screen might fall over! But everything was unnaturally still!
"Mew~! Mew~! Mew~!" She got really into it! Crying out loudly along with the girl on the video!
"Mmmn~! Fuck~! Yeah, your cunt feels so good, Mew~! Mmmn~!" I also grunted and groaned, copying the stupid bad acting of the dude, "I'm gonna cum…"
My mind blanked out a bit and my hips jerked a little more slowly for a moment. But after I returned to clarity, I could still feel those tight walls around my cock and my head was still pressing up against that cervix!
"Wait a second… This… This isn't a dream?! Holy shit! I actually came!"
You can't cum in dreams. At least I've never been able to do it before. Ever. Not a single time in my entire life. Even in a dream where I lived for a thousand years or the ones that were more vivid, where I only lived for a few years… Never came a single time.
"What the fuck?!"
"Mew?!" Mew also seemed to be shocked and confused, but probably more because the video we watched ended prematurely without actually showing a cumshot. Not only that, but there was a big ad that popped up about penis enlargement.
*Knock-knock-knock~!* Someone knocked on my bedroom door and then the handle turned, "Hey, I need you to help me with something on that game!"
It was my mother! She needed me to help her with a video game that she'd been playing for like 4 or 5 years already and still had no fucking clue what she was doing!
"Alright! I'll help you in a minute! Don't come in! I'm getting dressed!"
"Okay, sorry." She didn't open the door, "Oh, and don't forget to take your clothes out of the dryer. I need to put in another load of wash."
"Okay, okay! Sorry, I'll be out in a minute!" My heart was racing again. Not because I was almost caught by my mother fucking what was essentially a 'animal', but mainly because there was a real-like Mew panting on my desk! She was still moaning and my cum was still leaking down across the clit that she copied from the porn-star…
"Phew… Okay, everything is normal. This is fine. I probably went completely insane from reading and writing smut all day every day for months on end, but this is totally normal."
It wasn't normal. Nothing about this was normal. No, this was just the start of a very depraved and ridiculous Pokemon Journey… And I didn't even have to die first!