My Mew is Lore-Accurate. At least in the sense that 'she' is very shy. So shy that I'm the only one that seems to be able to see or notice her presence.
"Please just let me take one picture to prove to myself that you're real and I'm not totally fucking insane…"
"Mew!" She shook her head and crossed her stubby arms in front of her chest. They would normally be too short to perform that action, but she made them longer just for that moment.
"Fine." I breathed out a long sigh, "I don't care whether you're real or not. Because you're real to me. And that's all that matters…"
Though it would be nice to know for sure that I wasn't as clinically insane as my friends, family and fans think I am…
No, I didn't tell anyone about Mew. I'm just a normal author. We basically see visions and hallucinations, then write them down into stories that people jerk off to… Normal author stuff.
Anyway, Mew didn't just refuse to take a picture or video, she literally didn't show up at all. I turned on the webcam resting above the smaller second monitor on the left side of my desk. I could see my own face and white t-shirt, but Mew wasn't there. Even when she floated over in front of the camera and blocked my face with her ass, it was as if she wasn't there at all. The light wasn't distorted…
No, there was something weird. Almost as if the quality of the webcam improved dramatically!
When she moved out of the way, the quality dropped a lot. Even when her tail just entered the frame, the whole picture had increased fidelity. I wasn't sure whether it was the camera or my eyes that were being affected. For example, maybe she was using her Porygon powers to manipulate the camera and computer. Or she could simply be altering my perception to make it seem like she wasn't being recorded.
I wasn't going to take a chance though. Mew was 'my' cat. My Pokemon. I wasn't going to risk her life or mine, or my family's just to prove that I'm not crazy. That would be really irrational.
I turned off the webcam again and sighed. Then I pet the cat.
"Mew~! Hihihi~!" Those triangular ears wiggled around and her tail wagged, not damaging my computer screen or desk, thankfully. She really didn't feel that 'strong' to be honest. She was practically like a real cat in a lot of ways. Very soft, adorable and cuddly.
Of course, she wasn't a real cat. She was probably a lot smarter than me. No, definitely a lot smarter than me.
"Mew~!" She sat on my lap and watched as I typed quickly, pausing for a moment… Then I started writing again. Mew just watched and read the story as I wrote it. Very patiently and calmly.
"What's… Seventy-nine plus fifty-five?" I asked my cat and she casually manipulated my hands with her mind, "A hundred-thirty-four?"
I've never been good at math. Yet I always find myself needing to solve math problems, study nuclear physics or if it's fanfiction, I end up spending hours just researching shit, which might only be used in a few paragraphs… Fuck, I'm not getting paid enough for this shit.
"I'm not even getting paid at all for this shit." I groaned and leaned back. Questioning my life choices for a while… Then I had a good idea and started writing again. Something-something, dragons giving birth versus dragons laying eggs, yada-yada, serpentine dragons versus lizard dragons…
"Mew~!" My cute cat turned on the monitor to our left without even touching anything. Not only that, even with my using the keyboard to type, she was still able to open up World of Warcraft and start playing…
It was very distracting. Especially since she created a hot Lightforged Draenei and then made her run around naked. Yes, completely naked, without any clothes at all. It was as if she created a Nude Mod or maybe just altered my perception to distract me?
She is a cat after all.
A cute, pink, Psychic cat.
In the end, I gave up trying to write and let Mew play World of Warcraft on the main screen. My hands were busy petting her soft body, rubbing her little toe pads, playing with her oddly phallic shaped tail… Meanwhile she was leveling up at a leisurely pace.
She just used her mind to manipulate the keys and mouse. It was a little weird at first, but I got used to it. After a while, she did put on some gear. Though it was immediately transmogged into the sluttiest possible outfit available. No longer 'hacking', modding or whatever it was she was doing to make her character 'look' completely naked.
"Mew~!" She moved her head from side to side and started singing along with the music I had playing in the background.
It felt good. Turning my brain off for a while. Not really thinking about anything. Just enjoying some bonding time with my kitty cat. I leaned my head back and closed my eyes. Still caressing Mew as she purred…
"If my chair was more comfortable, I might be able to fall asleep like this, heh~!"
"Mew?" For a moment there, I thought she might have some magical trick to turn my 10 year old, 50 dollar black office chair into some super fancy one. But she just laughed at my imagination and then continued playing 'her' game.
"You're horny?" I asked as I felt the wet orifices appear between her legs. They were leaking down across my half-flaccid cock and onto the white towel that covered my seat. I wasn't wearing any underwear or pants, just sitting there in a long t-shirt. The true degenerate lifestyle.
Of course, I was in my room, 'alone', and it was kinda hot outside. There was a fan blowing, but I also had a 'cat' on my lap… Why am I even bothering to explain this shit?
"Mew?" Those big blue eyes looked up at me as she leaned her head back against my diaphragm, "Mew."
"You're horny because I'm horny?" I could 'feel' what she was trying to say, I mean, she was a Psychic after all. I didn't really understand why she wouldn't just speak directly, but she definitely could if she wanted. Or at least a real Mew 'should' be able to do that.
"Mew! Hmph~!" She got angry for some reason and started rubbing her ass on my lap. Those juices getting my towel wetter and drenching my balls. In order to avoid a flood, I decided to shut up and just fuck the Pokemon!
My dick was already hard. Slapping against her clit as it throbbed. So I grabbed her hips and lifted her ass up, as she looked back at me with fake tears in those big blue eyes.
"Mew~!" She let out a loud, happy cry as my cock slid inside of her pussy slowly. I wasn't necessarily that big, but she was literally only a fucking foot tall. My cock looked massive compared to her tiny vulva and asshole. Not to mention how amazing it felt as her slippery walls clenched and gripped around my entire dick. I didn't worry about hurting or breaking her, just used her like a large toy.
Mew used her little hands on the keyboard and mouse, controlling her character to basically just auto-run to the next quest objective. Yes, she was 'Questing' instead of just running random dungeons.
"Mmmn~!" I couldn't help moaning amid the loud squelching and slapping noises.
I moved her faster and faster, until she screamed loudly, "Mew~!"
"Fuck… Mmf~!" I grunted and kept going for a moment, but then, right when I was going to cum, "Seriously?!"
"Mew-mew-mew~! Hihihi~!" My cat decided that she was too sensitive and not having 'fun' anymore, so my cock was pushed out of her disappearing vagina… Even her asshole was gone. There was no hole, no goal…
"Mew…" I wanted to press her face down and force her to suck me off, but this is reality. You can think things, but it doesn't mean you should do them.
"Mew~!"
Before I could react, she already turned around and grabbed my dick with her adorable little hands. Stroking the sides as she put the whole tip into her tiny mouth, looking up at me with a 'lusty' expression. She was even 'blushing', which is possible because she's a shapeshifter and even transforming into a human girl would probably be possible.
"Thanks, Mew." I smiled and gently caressed her triangular ears, down her back and up her long tail. She trembled at my touch and started sucking, licking, and of course, stroking me faster. My wet balls were pressed up against her belly and my hips couldn't help shifting as she pulled her mouth away. Those little hands moved faster, while her long pink tongue stuck out and licked roughly against my most sensitive spot-
"Fuck~!" I grunted and my cum started spraying across her face as she gigged. Those big blue eyes squinted and closed to avoid getting hit. A big clump even smashed into my computer screen, but I didn't care at that moment.
"Mew-mew~!" She giggled happily and started sucking again, with her face covered in semen. She wouldn't let me get soft. It was like a fun game to her, trying to make me squirm.
"Mmn~! Fuck…" At first, it was fine. A few minutes passed and she slurped out a second load. But then an hour went by and I came a third time, "Okay, okay, I give up. You win! Holy shit… I have to piss!"
Unfortunately, I wasn't an overpowered Mew that could eat or drink as much as she wanted without ever needing to use the bathroom. I was still just a human. Just some regular normal dude with a cat that likes to play with his cock.
Yep, totally normal. Nothing strange about this situation at all.