"Well, I'm sure it'll work out one way or another. I'm not in any rush. It'd also be nice if we had more money first-"
*Jiggle~!* My doorknob tried to turn but it was locked, "Hey, we're taking out the trash! I need your trash!"
"Okay, Mom, hold on!" I smirked at Bunny's disappointed expression on the screen. Those big pink and black eyes were filled with tears. She hated being interrupted, but she still dealt with it. I pulled my cock out of her ass with a 'plup' noise and then lifted her 73 pound body up. Carrying her over to the bed and covering her under the blankets.
"Lo…" She pouted at me, but quickly hid her head under the pillow, curling up to hide. Why not transform into Mew? Because she just didn't feel like it.
Anyway, I had to put my boxers and t-shirt back on. They were safely stored on the bed before, so they didn't get soaked in cum or other juices. Then I took a minute or two to 'calm down', before I opened the door and dumped out my tiny red trash can filled with dirty tissues clumped together. My short, elderly mother was holding open a trash-bag already and didn't say anything about the various noises she probably heard.
I wasn't sure whether she was under some hypnotic suggestions from Mew or maybe she just felt like it'd be awkward? Either way, she took the trash bag away and I went back into my room, closing the door, and obviously locking it.
"Phew… Anyway, if we're gonna have kids, we need a source of income."
I didn't really consider what I did 'leeching' off my parents anymore. That's something you do when your parents are young. When they get into their late sixties and early seventies… When they start having physical and mental problems… You're there to make sure that when they need help with something, anything, they aren't alone or helpless.
They would never be able to afford a nurse. But they can afford a son and apparently a cute pink lucky cat named Mew.
"Lopunny…" Bunny pushed the blankets and sheets off against the wall. Those long, wide and fluffy ears were splayed out to the sides. She lifted her little three-toed rabbit feet up in the air and I sat on the side of the bed, rubbing and massaging them gently. There was thick beige fluff covering all the way up her calves, but there were still some pink little paw pads. You wouldn't even notice any feet in the normal depictions, while the abnormal ones were way too human-looking for a Lopunny.
"Lo~!" She moaned in pleasure as my fingers pressed and moved, "Lo…"
"It'd be nice to move out of the city. Just find somewhere for the two of us to raise our family together…" I couldn't help having fantasies, "Well… My parents have wanted to move for ages now. It's just about money."
"Lopunny…" Bunny smiled at me as her eyes narrowed, then she spread her legs and revealed that creamy cunt, "Lo."
Of course I didn't hesitate to lick and suck on her brown-furred pussy. She had a pink vulva, which was a common theme for most of her transformations she showed me thus far. It wasn't always the same vagina, of course, but the color pink was definitely one of her favorites.
"Looo~!" She cried out loudly as she pressed the back of my head down and humped my face vigorously.
Our combined juices mainly just tasted like 'hers' to me. Compared to the spiciness of a fire lizard like Charizard, Lopunny was a little salty and sweet. Either way, I kept going for so long that my tongue and jaw started to hurt. The poor Lopunny was practically on the verge of 'fainting'.
"How long are you gonna stay like this anyway?" After I pulled my face out from between her shaking, thick brown thighs, I looked up into those glowing pink eyes, "I'm kinda scared you might start developing multiple personalities…"
"Lo-Mew~!" It only took a moment for the rabbit to transform back into an adorable pink cat with big blue eyes. She smirked at me and reached out with those little arms.
"Heheh~! I love you." I hugged her tiny body against my chest, still wearing that white shirt.
"Mew…" She murmured softly and her long tail wiggled around behind her ass…
"I think the raid starts in like ten minutes."
"Mew!" She immediately abandoned me and floated over to sit down on 'her' chair. Transformed into a naked, orange-haired, green-eyed girl and used her pale, human hands to control the keyboard/mouse.
Fortunately the window was closed and the curtains were drawn, plus it was the middle of the night. I unfolded 'my' uncomfortable gray metal chair and sat down next to my gamer girlfriend.
"Mew's here!"
"Finally! We were about to PUG!"
"Mew, nice shoulders!"
"Mew~!" 'Misty' responded in a cute voice in the Voice Chat and the rest of her guild laughed.
"Sometimes I think Plague just went totally insane and started pretending that his cat was his girlfriend." A British woman in her fifties chuckled after saying something disturbingly close to the truth.
"Well…" I moved closer to the webcam, which was obviously not showing video, but just being used for audio, "Who knows?"
"Plague is fucking his cat, confirmed." Some southern dude in his fifties or sixties started cackling, along with the other normal-aged WoW players in their thirties to sixties.
By the way, I'm called Plague because my Main used to be a Death Knight way back whenever Discord came into existence. For Dragonflight, obviously my Main was a hot, scaly female Evoker… Then I switched to a Lightforged Draenei Paladin, because they're more versatile. So now my account had 2 max level and geared Lightforged Draenei Paladins… No wonder people thought I went insane.
"Mew-mew~! Mew…" Misty giggled and typed into chat: [I almost didn't make the raid because Plague kept playing with my kitty.]
"Lucky Bitch." The British woman snickered.
"Lucky Bastard. Probably got a stiff neck now though, hahah~!" One of the old men was clearly speaking from experience. And a lot of the others started making raunchy comments after that, making Mew blush on Misty's cute and somewhat childish face. But she also laughed from time to time.
Of course, it didn't take long for other people to join the group and they started talking about other shit. Like this one woman who was a Nurse, complaining about not having enough time to play. Another dude was literally at work in his office and about to raid. Someone couldn't make it because they were actually dying and that was just kinda… Normal. Nobody was very surprised or shocked to hear it, just a little sad. Then they started competing over who had to take more pills every day for a wide variety of illnesses. One guy took an edible and another woman was completely drunk.
There was also someone's grandson in the group, who was 'only' like 23. Probably the youngest WoW player.
"Alright guys, we're all here! Let's go~!" The guild leader, a woman who was probably only a little younger than my own mother, spoke in a high-pitched and almost childish voice. I would not even be slightly surprised if she turned out to be some cute Anime girl Vtuber.
"Mew~!" Misty giggled and enjoyed playing with the guild. Even if they weren't very good overall, they had a lot of members who were super geared and carried them. Mew was obviously one of those members. It wasn't really about beating bosses, getting gear or progression though. None of that shit would matter in a few months when the next patch came out. It was just… Entertainment. A social activity among friends.
It was just another normal day for us.
Thinking about the future. Making zero plans. Hoping that things just kinda work out somehow.
Life finds a way…
Wait, why does that sound so ominous?