"This is so fucking bizarre…"
I stood on a white porch and still felt like I was dreaming. Maybe Mew was fucking with my head again?
"Lu~!" The bipedal blue and black 'dog' patted me on my left elbow. Those red irises looked up at me and there was a smile on her black 'masked' blue face, "Lucario."
"Yeah… I know it's real, but it just feels so fucking weird." I sighed and looked back out at the wide-open yard. There was a white picket fence surrounding the large and relatively empty yard, covered in grass that was still green, even though it was November. The temperature down here is higher than where I used to live.
"Eevee~! Veveve~!" My baby was happily chasing the random bugs around the yard. It was a little late for butterflies, but there were still plenty of regular flies and other insects.
I looked out beyond the fence and saw a bunch of empty fields. The corn, wheat and other crops have already been harvested, so it's just a bunch of yellowish fields, with green grass on the sides. Off in the distance were forests.
I didn't live on a farm, but it was close enough. I actually had my own house. It was so fucking weird. At the rate things were going, I thought my parents were gonna die of old age before I would inherit that 100 year old townhouse and then… Probably have to sell it and who the fuck knows?
I never really planned for the future. I stopped doing that in my teens, maybe early 20's. Now? Now, I still don't really have any plans for the future.
How did I get this house when I basically have no income? Well, my parents gave me a small loan of a million dollars… Just kidding, it wasn't a loan. After playing the lottery for like 50 years, they finally won. 'Only' 100 million, not the 1 billion from a few months back, but hey, I'm not complaining. It is bullshit that after taxes, it's only like 50 million, but whatever. I figured this was also related to my lucky cat somehow.
"Lucario." Mew grabbed my ass with her right paw and my cock with the left.
Yes, I was just standing on my white porch, completely naked. It was the back porch and I didn't really have any neighbors. Without my parents at home, I didn't even wear clothes anymore. Why wear clothes? Just means you have to do laundry.
Hell, I don't even like to use towels if I can avoid it! I still do, but mostly just for little Evelyn. Mew doesn't need it. And it still isn't cold enough out to worry about getting sick, probably.
*Thump!*
"Ow!" I looked down at the 4 foot tall Lucario that just punched me in the ass cheek, "What's wrong?"
"Lu!" There was a fierce light in her glowing red eyes!
"Seriously?" I knew what she wanted. But I'm a 30 year old man who hasn't 'fought' anyone since I was 16 or17! Also, isn't this domestic violence? Uh, I guess I shouldn't use human laws and logic to deal with Pokemon psychological issues.
"Lucario!" She took up a fighting stance and I tried to do the same. Though it was a little awkward with a boner. And also with such a huge height difference.
Those tall, pointy blue triangular ears twitched. With the way her fur was designed, it almost looked like she was wearing blue boxing shorts. The blue fur covering her ass and thighs was thicker, while her black-furred knees and lower legs were much skinnier-looking. With cute three-toed paws for feet. There was a black 'band' around her waist, which looked somewhat similar to a waistband of her 'shorts'. Then her super skinny waist and chest was covered in beige fur. Two round tufts of black fur covered her shoulders, while her arms were coated in a thinner blue fur. She had black fur on her paw-like hands, which looked somewhat similar to gloves. On the backs of her wrists were pointy metal spikes. Yes, not bone, but gray metal like steel! She was a Fighting/Steel Type after all.
There was also a sharper, more circular and smaller spike sticking out of the middle of her chest. Between her two very small breasts. So small they were almost unnoticeable under that shirt-like beige fur. But I could see her pink nipples peeking through.
"Shit!" I cursed as she almost high-jump kicked me in the face! I moved out of the way, but she bounced off the wall behind me and flew back! My heart was racing. Quickly dodging out of the way again instead of trying to block with my hands. She weighed 120 pounds, which was insane for how skinny and small she was… Her bones were probably made of Steel or at least some Pokemon-version of organic metal.
"Ve~!" My daughter cheered happily while watching her mother try to murder her father.
"Lucario~!" Mew shouted angrily as I kept dodging and avoiding her borderline deadly attacks!
"Damn it, Mew! I'm only human!" Even though I complained like that, I still managed to grab her wrist and practically pulled my waist tossing her over into the grass. If I threw her down onto the deck, it'd probably break the damn deck.
"Ow…" My shoulder hurt from throwing her heavy ass a few meters away. For fuck's sake, when I was 16, I remember easily pushing around kids that weighed 300 pounds and were a foot taller than me… Now I can't even deal with a 120 pound, tiny metal dog!
"Lululu~!" Mew just laughed as she got up from the ground, covered in grass and dirt. I wanted to jump down and do something cool, but looking at the sharp spike on her chest… I'd probably be disabled or dead if I actually jumped on her or something. I don't fucking know.
At least I was smart enough not to try punching a Steel Type Pokemon. She didn't have the same concerns as me though!
"Lucario~!" She shouted as she leaped into the air and tried to punch me in the face again!
"Unless you can help me regrow teeth or fix a broken jaw, cut that shit out!" I moved my head to the side and grabbed her by the tail. She tried to kick me, but I also grabbed her furry black ankle. Then I slammed her face-first into the grass.
"Lu~!" She cried out loudly as I put all my weight on her body. She pushed off the ground for a moment, but I shoved my cock through that thick blue fur and made her brain go blank. Mew froze up and trembled.
"Eevee~!" Evelyn shouted in excitement as I 'defeated' her mother in a Pokemon Battle.
"Is that your ass? Yeah, definitely the ass." I wasn't completely sure at first. But moving in and out a few times, I could tell. The hairs felt a little awkward and uncomfortable as they rubbed along my shaft. I can imagine they were even more painful for Mew, since they kept getting ripped out as I moved.
"Lu~!" She moaned, somewhere between pain and pleasure. Especially after I grabbed the big black balls on the back of her head. Well, they weren't really balls, but they weren't only 'hair'. There were actually soft, boneless, fleshy tails in those dangly things behind her head. Pokemon are weird.
"Mmf~!" I fucked her harder against the ground, grabbing the four squishy black-furred tendrils like they were reins. My balls kept slapping against her dog-like vulva that was hidden underneath all that fluffy blue fur.
"Ugh…" I grunted and groaned, because my sides still hurt. But her asshole did feel pretty good. The main thing was that sense of fucked up dominance. I couldn't help cumming quickly, my mind starting to blank out-
"Lu~!" Mew took her chance! She slammed back into my chest and knocked me onto my back. Then she turned around, cum spurting out of her ass as she straddled my waist. Those paw-hands grabbed my slimy cock and rubbed it against her dark-black vulva, which was slightly revealed from the crotch of her blue 'shorts'.
"Mmn~!" I moaned as she slammed down on my pelvis. My dick being swallowed by that doggy cunt completely! It almost felt like there were metal bumps inside though…
"Ow…" It hurt a bit. The bumps were covered by flesh, but it still hurt as she moved. She placed those paws on my chest and humped me rapidly. Taking pleasure in hurting me. I looked over and noticed that Evelyn was chasing bugs again. Completely bored with watching the two of us.
I was kinda relieved to be honest. At first, I thought she would be as horny as the two of us. But for now at least, she still seems pretty innocent and childish. At least on the surface. Maybe only Mew knows what's actually going through that devious little Eevee brain.
"Mmnf~!" I groaned as that blue and black snout pressed against my mouth. She stuck out her long pink doggy tongue and started making out with me. I had to hold onto that spike on her sternum to avoid being skewered though.
*Smack~!* My right hand slapped her ass really hard and she moaned in pleasure. I could feel her puppy pussy squeezing my shaft even harder as she humped me faster. At that moment, I thought about getting her knocked up again. Maybe having a cute little Riolu baby together.
"Lu~!" She opened her red eyes and stared into mine. I could feel it. Not Psychic Power, but something similar. She was still connected with me, but in a different way now. And she also wanted me to fertilize her Eggs again!
"Cario~!" She sat upright and howled towards the bright blue sky! That pussy pressed down on my dick and I couldn't help thrusting upwards a few times, before stopping. My cum spraying out against the back of her vagina… Against that cervix that was pressing down so hard, I was afraid she was really going to plot out another Egg!
"Fuck…" I groaned as her hard bumps dug into my shaft and moved around. She kept howling loudly and I could hear some actual dogs howling in the far-off distance.
"Eevee~!" My daughter also howled excitedly!
"Hehehe…" I couldn't help snickering as I reached up to play with her tiny nipples.
Maybe we'll have another kid? No, we definitely will… It's just a matter of when and 'what'.
I looked over at my cute daughter and sighed. Some depraved part of me wanted to try for a full line of Eeveelutions. Then I looked up at Lucari-Mew and snickered. Thinking about an adorable little Riolu.
Then I just gazed up at the sky and smiled. I didn't care about being covered in grass or dirt. Or the fact that a bunch of fire ants were biting my ass…
"Ow! Ow, fuck! Holy shit!"
Okay, maybe I cared about the fire ants a little bit.
"Heatmor~!" Mew transformed into a flamethrowing ant-eater monster and fought fire with fire. Which almost burned down the yard and nearly gave me third-degree burns…
But overall, it was a pretty normal day.