"Yo' what's up omnicient readers! It's ya' boy, MC, coming at you-"
*SMACK!*
"Ack!"
["Stop making them cringe. Sorry about that everyone. I'm the author here and-"]
"-and we're about to start a new Fanfiction about exploring the Omniverse!"
["Haaa… do you mind?"]
"Nope. You made me so, sucks for you I guess."
["Trust me guys, I'm not crazy… okay, maybe a little but you'll hardly notice it."]
"So says the 'author'."
["Don't make me send you into Warhammer."]
"… I'll shut up then."
["Haaa… anyway. This is-… I honestly can't be bothered to remember the title. Anyway, just enjoy, yeah?"]
*BOOM*
"Holy shit! Who let Kirby out of the cage!?"
["No! Mahoraga! Don't go fight-STAAAAAP!"]
*SUCC*
[404-ERROR]
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*MC-POV*
"Ugh… my head fucking hurts." Getting up from my bed, I rubbed my forhead and blineod twice as everything felt like I was seeing in double vision. "Am I sick?"
I looked around and then got up but as I did, something heavy hit the floor.
Glancing down, I then saw a book. It looked wierd. It even had a strange uroboros logo on the front.
How did I know what it was? I watched the 'Seven Deadly Sins' anime a while back. So I wasn't ignorant.
Still, picking up the rather beefy book. I looked it over and then opened it.
*SUCC*
"Oh shi-" I then felt as if I was being pulled into something and in the next moment, I was falling down in a majestic white space in the middle of the galaxy. "Woah… am I dreaming?"
["Hello there."] I turned aorund and saw the most majestic woman I had ever seen. She had a golden crown on her head. Wore a silky white dress thag hugged her curvaceous figure. And above all, were the six massive white wings. They matched her hair and eyes. ["Thank you for describing me."]
"… uh, am I dead?" I got up and faced her while looking around and noticed a giant hole in space where it looked as if someone took a giant bite out of-
["Yes. And no. You are not entierly living but you are not dead."] She looked flustered. Why? ["Ahem. I am here to offer you a little gift. A cheat of sorts. If you agree-"]
"I REFUSE!" The woman stepped back and held out her hand before her as I was somehow actually glowing with a bright and ominous light covering behind me. "Woah… didn't think that would actually work. Sorry, I just wanted to try it, please continue."
["… I want to grant you the ability to clone yourself and send your clones into various fictional dimensions. Are you in?"]
Hmm… that does sound rather interesting.
"Is there a catch?" I asked, jsut to be sure.
["Erm…. Well, sort of. Your life will be subject to beibv watched by an omnicient audience. They will have no bearing on your life or your actions. They will just… watch."]
"Oh, I see… kinky." I saw the angel-woman blink as she then held out her hand and a sudden rush of knowledge flooded into my head.
[Cloning] and [Dimensional-Traversal].
"Sweet. Do I have have to do anything? What's my purpose?" Ia sled but the woman onky smiled and then walked closer before then holding out her hand and pointed at my forhead. With her white painted nails, she pointed to me and then poked my forhead and I was suddenly sent flying backwards. "W-Wait! I DIDN'T CATCH YOUR NAME!"
*End Of MC - POV*
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*Author-POV*
["Haaa… you were so cute when you were younger."] Glancing to my side, MC came over and wrapped his arm around my waist. ["Dont push it. 'They' are watching us."]
"It's fine. Besides, this whole situation is already crazy as is." He then held my hand and kissed my knuckles. "I wouldn't want to change anything anyway. Let my past self grow. I took this path, I won't give it away. Even to my past self. But don't worry, we'll meet again eventually."
["I wish that was true."] I turned and gently brushed MC's face. ["Don't keep me waiting for too long."]
"Of course!" He smiled brightly as his eyes remained hidden underneath those hedious bangs he is so isnsitent were 'cool'. "I made my girl a promise afterall."
["… and like I said before: 'Don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it'."] I smiled tenderly as he laughed knowing I would get the reference. ["I'll miss you."]
"… I know. But this is the only way forward. I've reached the end baby, I'm this close! And I can't cross to the other side… not unless I have back-upz My past self will figure things out eventually. But for now. I need him to grow stronger. Only then we can-"
["Stop. You've already said too much and too early."] I glanced toward the readers but didn't keep my gaze as I glanced back down to MC.
"I'll be back before you know it! Believe it!"
His figure then began to turn translucent and then vamsibed without a trace.
I held out the space he was just in and brought my hand to my chest.
Haaaa… I really wish he would tell me where he is going and what he was doing.
Probably something stupid like always.
*Kirby-Nosies*
Glancing down to beside my foot, I smiled and picked up Kirby in my hands. And no, Kirby is built like a city bus, it's just that I am bending the rules here.
["Did you enjoy your snack, Kirby?"] I rubbed its head and then felt the wings in either side of its head with an evolutionary wheel flaoting further above it. ["Sukuna is gonna bitch about losing his cherished general again."]
I smiled and then turned around as I walked back as the illusion lifted and a collosal white city made of pure light manifesting before me.
["'Promise', huh?"] I muttered and held a slight smile as I then closed my kingdom as I walked inside. ["I wonder…~"
*End Of Author-POV*
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