L... the fattest L my lazy ass has been dealt in a while... I ruminate on the last moments of my death, thinking back to the processes of events while sitting in a dark void of never-ending chains for some reason.
Have I been sent to Hell? Is this oblivion? Am I damned to remain here forever and ever, never seeing light again? I sat in this void for an unknown amount of time, thinking these thoughts to myself, but for some reason or another, I never felt panicked or afraid. My best idea was that this forsaken place of the afterlife was the culprit. It forcibly kept me calm while warping my sense of time, spatial awareness, and emotions. I couldn't do much but just float, fall, or climb these giant chains that seemed to branch into the void.
So, in this warp of space, I waited.
And I must admit, although there was absolutely fuck all to do, this experience is pretty therapeutic, it's like being embraced in a warm sense deprivation tank. During these Days? Years? Decades? I spent in absolute nothingness, I became calmer, emotionally stable, wiser.. Why did I rage to my death over such a small matter in life? I guess I was too invested in a fictional piece of media to the point it had tangible control over my life... If I ever get another try at this thing again, I'm definitely not letting something so trivial get me killed.
System: Conditions met.... Loading 10% ---- 20% ---- 38% ---- 72% ---- 89% ---- 99% ---------- 99% ----------------- 99.9%
100%
-Initiating system-
-Contract required-
- Would you like to bind to the SSS SLots System? Yes / No.
Please be aware that upon binding, the host will be reincarnated into a preset body, not of the host's choosing, but rather according to the opinion of past progenitor reincarnators.
. . . . . . Yes / No . . . . .
WHAT THE HELL? I DON'T ACCEPT THIS BULLS-!
System: "Is host refusing the contract?"
NO, NO, wait, I just don't agree with certain terms of the contract! Please change your terms of service!
System: ... ..... "Error, recalibrating . . . . . . Yes / No . . . . ."
THIS BROKE ASS CL-- I shouldn't say that... I just made a covenant to myself to be more stoic in the future, and I'm breaking it before I even slept.
It's not like it's the bot's fault that I'm being played for a fool; I shouldn't lash out and shoot the messenger just for messaging. I'm sorry, bot...
System: "...Yes / No...."
Well, I figured you would say that. Any chance would it hurt your CPU to at least explain to me what this "SSS SLots System" is?
System: "SSS SLots System is a system designed and built by a past reincarnator of the 'Attack on Titan' verse, who, after completing all system-designated tasks, reached the endgame and was given the "pass on the baton / build a system / survey rating." "Because of the last reincarnator successfully completing all system tasks with higher than expected ratings, the reincarnator was given leeway in designing and choosing a new host for the 'SSS SLots System,' based off of "your squalid life." You have been chosen as its succes-."
#Tch controlling my anger from blowing my top, I interject on the AI's yapping and ask.
WHAT exactly do you do???
System: "I am an 'SSS Divine SLots System' designed by a past reincarnator with the functions of a based off, casinos, gacha, storing inorganic and organic mass, gambling, equivalent exchange, store interface, and a design interface, among many other functions the host may or may not be required to transact points for. This is my main function, but I have auxiliary functions to aid the host with preset abilities separate from what has been established should the host 'sign the contract.'"
And what exactly would those extra abilities be?
System: "As quoted," Mysterious guy- 'Remittance for allowing me to guinea pig a fellow transmigrator, I have given you a 100% copy of my Titan abilities, this includes: The Hallucigenia, The Founding Titan, and all of its Titan derivative forms, Biomancy (The stuff that allowed the Ackermans to be op and avoid AOT's version of the Bubonic Plague) The Paths with any descendants. and the various forms of Hardening, crystallizing, and gasifying that allowed me to build the walls and mass scale Iceburst Stone for my people... I hope with this, that last ability as a I preset for you, and all of my experiences and blueprints locked in the system store, you can surpass limits I couldn't imagine.'
Oh, Ok, you mentioned another last ability. Is there any chance you can tell me what that is
System: "...Yes / No...."
Hmm, the bot still has a hard time understanding context, but this guy actually seems pretty chill... You know, maybe not everyone has slimeball intentions like I feared for so long...
Maybe I should accept this offer, i guess...
I accept.
System: "...Yes / No...."
Haizz... YES!
System: - Confirming 'Yes' "Host has accepted the contract, host will now be informed of the Small text / Fine Print, as the system prides itself on full transparency, system will now play congratulatory '.mp4' as thanks for accepting the SSS SLots System while waiting for soul transfer to MHA universe."
WAIT! WHAT FUCKING "FINE PRINT" I WASN'T TOLD OF THIS BULLSH--
Mysterious guy.mp4 "LOL DUMBASS DID YOUR MOM TEACH YOU TO EAT PIES IN THE SKY WHEN GRANTED? THIS ISN'T EVEN A MP4 RETARD LOL!"
WAIT, WHAT DID YOU DO!!!? SYSTEM REVERSES THE EFFECTS. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!
Mysterious guy. Not MP4. "I turned you into a femboy."
a fem- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mysterious guy, "Sorry bro, they did a similar thing to me. You didn't have to accept honestly...."
FUCK YOU AND YOUR NINE GENERATIONS SCUM! I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL! I HOPE YOU WALK IN ON YOUR WIFE GETTING GANG BANGED! I HOPE SHE LEAVES YOU AND TAKES HALF YOUR SHIT AND ONE OF YOUR NUTS I HO-
*Ding
System: "*Ding 1% ... 100% Transfer complete"
I hear a faint chime, as if someone rang a spirit calling bell off in the distance. All anger is washed away like a gentle flowing river as my senses muddle off to a distant plane, I hear something murmur like i was under water...
Mysterious Guy: "It's not that bad, perhaps you'll get used to it, plus it might even make you more popular, ironically..
I feel like I heard some bullshit, but I'm too lucid to respond, just... just
Let Go..... To Sleep.