Dai'chi takes off the ninja's mask. He smirks as he recognizes the ninja. "Nice to see you. Did you really think you would be able to beat me, little brother?" Dai'chi pulls his sword out of his brother's leg.
"OW, THAT HURTS, DAMN IT," Dai'chi's brother says. Dai'chi slowly pushes the sword back down. He then proceeded to twist it, slowly.
"Well, that's what you get. Should have thought about that before you made the idiotic decision to attack me," Dai'chi says. He pulls his Katana out of his brother's leg. Blood drips down from the end of the blade onto the Ninja's leg. The pool of blood on the ground becomes more visible and then stops growing as the ninja's leg heals. Dai'chi picks up his brother by the collar and holds him in the air. His brother's legs regenerate, but he is too high off the ground for his legs to reach. "I don't have time for right now, so just go home." Dai'chi pulls his brother behind him, then throws the ninja through the entrance of the garden. The ninja flies out at high speeds.
Dai'chi sighs, "I have no idea why he attacked me. Well, I guess I'll head back to the base now. I was going to go figure out why my gun shop wasn't making a profit, but I don't even want to bother figuring it out now." He swings his katana to shake off all the blood. He pulls out his sheath slightly and slowly sheaths his katana. "Also, you're a Mysterio, right, Satoshi? You did enter the premises of the mansion, and that shouldn't be possible if you aren't."
"Yes, I am a Mysterio. In the past, I was known as the Mysterio of Chaos. Back then, I was quite well known. More people probably heard of me back then than they do now," Satoshi says. He pulls out a cigar and puts it in his mouth. Satoshi pulls a lighter out of his pocket and lights the cigar. He puts his hands in his pockets and breathes out smoke. Dai'chi nods as he realizes how Satoshi is.
"That still doesn't explain how you fell from the roof of the Gazebo," Jesse says. He sits up. He slurps up the final remaining bit of his frappe. Satoshi looks over at Jesse, annoyed.
Satoshi turns completely towards Jesse. "How about this, I'll tell you how I did it. In exchange, YOU GIVE ME MY WINE BACK, YOU PRICK."
"I guess some secrets will remain secrets," Jesse says. He takes off his sunglasses. He opens a portal and throws the glasses in it. He then stands up and folds his lawn chair. He proceeds to throw the chair into the portal. "I'm going to leave now. See ya," he says. He jumps into the portal. Another portal appears in a different direction and then disappears.
"GOOOOD DAAAMN ITTT," Satoshi says. Suddenly, from the sky, a green paladin plushie falls and lands next to him, leaving a slight Crater. When Satoshi kicked the plushie, he kicked so hard that it hit the edge of the pocket dimension. After that, the gravity around the edge caused it to rapidly accelerate back towards the garden. Satoshi, very annoyed, grabs the plushie from beside himself. He holds it in front of himself and rips it in half. "HE GOT AWAY AGAIN. I'll get my wine back eventually, EVENTUALLY. NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES, HE WILL NOT STOP ME FROM DRINKING MY WINE," he says. He drops the two pieces of plushie.
Dai'chi looks over at the two pieces of the plushie. "I swear, if I find that SAME EXACT PLUSHIE, IN MY ROOM TOMORROW, FULLY INTACT. I'M GOING TO GO INSANE."
Dai'chi and Satoshi go back to the base. The walk into the main room. Aevum walks into Iori's forge. "Hey, Iori, what are you currently doing?"
Iori looks up at him. She is doing what she always does. "I'm just doing the same as always. Not like it has changed at all." Aevum proceeds to hit an Irish jig and walks out. He sees Dai'chi and Satoshi.
'Hey, I didn't expect to see you two together," Aevum says. Satoshi and Dai'chi turn towards each other, realizing. Dai'chi goes to draw his sword, but is too slow. Satoshi punches him and sends him flying. Dai'chi flies into a wall and goes straight through it. "Well, that was unexpected," Aevum says. Satoshi slowly lowers his hand back down.
Some unknown guy appears behind Aevum. The guy swiftly kneels down towards Aevum. He looks up and speaks to Aevum. "That one guy is trying to get out," Aevum says bye to Satoshi and leaves.
Dai'chi stands up outside the base. He cracks his neck. "That hurt. I guess I should start thinking of a new business now and maybe a new pet," he says.
In the distance, Jesse yells, "No Dai'chi Nooo, Not Bonquiqui." Dai'chi stops, very confused.
"How the hell did he know that I was going to name my pet Bonquiqui? I swear, sometimes he acts like an idiot. But every single time he isn't, he practically predicts everything. How the hell is he still a genius even after losing his memories?" he says. Dai'chi sighs, "But I guess I'll start an assassin business, since I'm always doing bounties. Maybe I'll be able to do a larger variety of kills if I do that instead of through the guild." The wall of the base starts regenerating. Right before it finishes, someone grabs one of the pieces of the wall that was flying back up. They grab the wall, and that whole side cracks. They push the wall to the side, and Satoshi walks out.
"I'm leaving to go blow up someone's house, nobody better try to stop me, or I'll kill them Satoshi says. He quickly dashes away from Dai'chi.
"I'll go try to start up a new business later. I need a nap now," Dai'chi heads into the base before the wall regenerates. He runs up the stairs and heads to the room. He enters and closes the door behind himself.
*End Of Chapter.*