Dai'chi decided that he wanted to explore around the base one day, since he didn't pay attention during Aevum's audio tour. He walks down the hallway on the first floor and enters one of the rooms. Unlucky for him, he chose Satoshi's lab while Satoshi was still in there. Satoshi turns around and looks at Dai'chi. He then proceeds to yell at the top of his lungs, "GET OUT, NOW!" Dai'chi flinches at the sheer volume of his scream.
Dai'chi asks as politely as he can, "Why are you yelling at me? I didn't do anything wrong." He holds his hands up and backs up slightly. unsure on how to respond.
Satoshi angrily points his finger at Dai'chi and then at the door. "BECAUSE YOU, SIR, ARE A COMPLETE AND UTTER WEAKLING. IF YOU TOUCH SOMETHING AND GET YOURSELF KILLED, THEN THE OTHER CRUSADERS WILL START BOTHERING ME. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THEY WILL TAKE MY WINE AWAY, and you better not touch the wine on that table," he yells, slightly mocking Dai'chi's polite speech. He pulls out a cigar and a lighter. He lights the cigar and puts it in his mouth. He puts the light back in his pocket. Dai'chi backs away from the table the wine is sitting on, ticked off about what Satoshi just said.
Dai'chi clicks his tongue at Satoshi, "That was rude as hell, no way am I leaving now after getting disrespected like that," He says. Satoshi looks at him unamused. He slowly walks towards Dai'chi, staring at him menacingly. Dai'chi doesn't back away at all, staying right where he is standing. Satoshi stops right in front of Dai'chi, then, before Dai'chi can even react, Satoshi slams him through the wall.
"Come back when you are actually worthy of respect," Satoshi says in a deep voice that echoes. He stumbles back a single step. Dai'chi gets up, his head is slightly bleeding from getting slammed through the wall. He clicks his tongue again. Jesse appears in the hallway, slowly coming into view from behind the wall.
"I sensed wine, one thousand, five hundred and sixty-seven empty bottles of wine, and more wine, and I know where they are. Don't hide them from me." Jesse says in an oddly menacing way, for some reason. Dai'chi and Satoshi both look at Jesse, confused.
"Da Fu*bleep*," Iori says from her forge. Dai'chi looks in Satoshi's lab in the corner and sees a big pile of empty wine bottles, at Jesse again, then at Satoshi.
"How the hell do you know the exact number of wine bottles that are empty. EVEN I DON'T KNOW THAT, AND I DRANK THEM!" Satoshi says, rightfully confused. Dai'chi gets up from the ground but is still completely speechless.
"Oh, it's not that difficult. I just calculated the amount of wine Satoshi has stashed away. Then I calculated how long it's been since Satoshi last threw away wine bottles. After that, I just calculated how much wine Satoshi would need to consume in that time frame to slightly stumble. I applied an adjustment algorithm I created for Satoshi drinking wine just now, and averaged the results. It's not that difficult to do," Jesse says. Satoshi stands there for a few moments, trying to process what Jesse just said. He gives up quickly. Dai'chi finally starts speaking.
"What the Fu*bleep* did you just say. YOU DID ALL THAT MATH IN THE SLIGHT AMOUNT OF TIME AFTER SATOSHI STUMBLED JUST NOW. HOW THE HELL IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE YOUR GOD DAMN MEMORIES!?!" Dai'chi yells, extremely confused about what kind of mind-boosting steroids Jesse is on, which is none because steroids are bad. Satoshi looks up at the top corner of his lab. Jesse walks up to Satoshi and flicks him. Satoshi goes flying out of the base. Dai'chi looks at Jesse even more bewildered, so much so that I had to pull out the membean words to explain it.
"I weakened the seal on my powers a slight bit, so that's probably why the math was easy to do. However, the one thing that confuses me is why Satoshi suddenly jumped out of the base. It's not like that flick would have hurt him much," Jesse says, "I also remembered that I killed the Grim Reaper and took his powers. Still no idea what they are, though." Dai'chi sighs, as things are finally making a bit more sense, but only slightly. A loud boom goes off from the main room. Satoshi walks into the hallway and slams Dai'chi into the wall for no reason.
"I saw the mosquito that has been annoying me for the past week. I couldn't miss the chance to try to kill it," Satoshi says. Dai'chi gets out of the wall, even more annoyed. Jesse asks Satoshi if he killed the mosquito. "Hell nah, you could take the strongest guy that can move at the speed of light or something and has infinite growth potential, and you would still fail to kill it."
Dai'chi starts talking, annoyed," A, wouldn't that be weaker than you are right now, and B, WHY THE HELL DID YOU SLAM ME INTO A WALL AGAIN?" Dai'chi yells at Satoshi. Satoshi casually scratches his neck and starts mocking Dai'chi again.
"A, maybe they would be, who knows, and B, GET OUT," Satoshi yells. Jesse casually walks away. Iori walks over to the hallway and looks down it. She sighs and then walks back into her forge.
"I'M NOT EVEN IN YOUR LAB ANYMORE, YOU THREW ME OUT WITH THE FIRST WALL SLAM," Dai'chi yells at Satoshi. Satoshi simply responds with no and walks back into his lab through the hole in the wall. The walls start regenerating. Dai'chi goes to walk away, but then sees the Green. Paladin. Plushie. His eyes go bloodshot red at the sight of it. He sees the incinerator in Satoshi's lab and punts the damn plushie into the incinerator before the wall finishes regenerating. "Your problem now." Dai'chi walks away from Satoshi's lab.
*End Of Chapter*