[What's so special about the original poster, anyway? I don't believe it. How could Julian Fairchild be interested in her?]
[If Julian Fairchild knew what Maeve Lane is really like, he wouldn't like her one bit!]
[If they ever get together, I'll wash my hair while standing on my head today!]
Then, Maeve saw that Julian Fairchild's account liked this post and commented—
[Hmm]
Everyone was puzzled as to what this meant until someone quoted "Eternal Radiance."
[Clearly, Julian Fairchild and Maeve Lane are the real pair, folks. Be careful with the gossip; I just saw them kissing at the school gate.]
[Hmm]
There was a mysterious silence as everyone fell speechless.
Then, as if it wasn't shocking enough, Julian Fairchild added—
[We are mutually in love.]
Maeve: "..."
Chaos erupted below.
The people who had been clamoring for attention now fell silent while the gossip-loving bystanders readily offered their blessings.
[Fairchild and Maeve forever together!]
